Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert on the beach dressed like she’s in an Arab country so that no one can see her skin. At first I thought it had to do with her trying to avoid the sun or the cameras because she’s so sought after, but then I realized that no one gives a fuck about her, especially after she put on a ton of weight and looks like a haggard coke slut. So she just knows that she has no business rockin’ a bikini, because she’s pretty much let herself go, and that’s a nice gesture of her during this holiday season.

Fine – I Take That Whole Post Back – Here Are Some Tagged Bikini Pics from JustJared.com and She’s Looking Pretty Fucking Good….Vagina Definition and All….

BONUS – Vagina Definition