I think the Springbreakers is going to be my favorite movie of all time….but that could just be their marketing brain washing me with bikinis on young bodies being rebellious…..you know from papaprazzi pics to magazine spreads….I can’t help but get hooked on it….I’m such a consumer like that….throw some titties at me and I’m yours….girls….I’m talking to you…..

Lucy Hale looks like a 12 year old who hasn’ hit puberty yet and who only has a bikini on because her pizza addiction has given her little tits that warrant a bikini.

I don’t get the appeal. I mean, unless that is the appeal, which is some pretty obscure and awkward thing to be into…..

I’m not really familiar with her, but assumed she was some stunted gymnastics bitch on the Olympic team, but it turns out she’s on TV…and now in Bongo ads….despite not being anywhere near a bikini model….remindng us that sometimes, your better used fully clothed….

But since she’s not, I’m gonna look, cuz looking at half naked bitches, whether t is good or bad, is better than not lookng at them….maybe that’s the whole basis of this Bongo bullshit….I get it now. It is all so clear to me.

This Spring Break bullshit movie is getting a lot of attention for no real reason other than the paparazzi are on set in efforts to market the movie…hollywood is a fucking scam…and they want to build these little starlets up…whether it’s putting them in short shorts….or making them date underage homos….or helping them leak nude pics and pretend they were underage at the time….they’re on it….see cuz I know 17 year old girls…and I’ve fucked 17 year old girls….and their brain capacity and ability to hold a job, or understand how to market themselves is not existant….there’s always a team of creepy adults behind them to make what you see happen….and today that’s bikini tops…finally….cuz when you do a movie called Spring Break….hiring two young whores and some latch on whore in training ….you need the fucking bikini tops….so after all that build up…here it is….

Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she got some short shorts on….and that’s the end of that story…I know fascinating…I should put it in my diary…or even my memoir…

Who cares about any of these twats…That’s what it comes donw to…

Here’s some 21 year old, chubby, main character on a show called Pretty Little Liars who was once in “Bring It On: In It to Win It”..or as I like to call it the “Bring it On” that went straight to DVD and no one saw…..

Her name is Ashley Benson, she looks like she’s got some tit and more importantly, she looks like she’s having hot flashes or breaking a fever, all sweating her ass off like a dirty little pig and and she’s sweating her ass off….something my old friend I haven’t seen in decades would be fucking happy about cuz he used to jerk off on white t-shirt pit stains, he’d try to pit fuck every girl he met, and some would let him for the comedic experience, he would sniff girls on the bus and the whole thing was fully obsessed with armpits….and I’m guessing there’s more of you body odor, sweaty armpit loving perverts out there who will finally make a woman out of this twat…you know give her a purpose…