Everyone’s freaking out about this Ashley Green bitch, so I figured I’d post these boring pictures of her cleavage in her tank top cuz I know at least one of you weirdos is jerking off to these right now and as much as that depresses me, because you should never be able to get off to anything that isn’t naked, otherwise you are on the verge of and as awkward as it is that I some how managed to get involved in your masturbation even if it is not directly involved in it, it’s more than I want to be….

Pics via Fame

There’s something nice about girls who wear bikini tops instead of bras, it’s like they are prepared for something that none of us are in on, whether it be a flash flood, or maybe an emergency situation that involves saving a drowning kid from a public pool, or a dying pigeon in a fountain, or why ever the fuck else you’d wear a bikini to get your nails done and I’m not complaining, because I like bikinis, just not on me, they make me look fat, but so does pretty much everything else, including leaving the house.

I have no idea who Ashley Green is but you can google the shit as well as I can, probably even better, since my computer has aids, so it will give you something to do. You’re welcome.