There’s an Arab man who lives in LA who made millions in the UK with a chain of Milkshake shops. He decided to bring his concept to America to make more millions because Americans are fat and love all things that make them fatter…but instead of just opening up his stores…he decided to start a paparazzi company called Hollywood.tv, where he would follow celebrities and be respectable to them so that they would slowly become his friends and when they did become his friends he decided to open the milkshake shop with the stupidest fucking name so that he could get them to do PR for him.

The whole thing is pretty fucking cheesy and obvious and the only celebs really into promoting his bullshit were the low level ones who were willing to work for any attention they could get and a lifetime supply of free milkshakes, a price more exciting to them than money, and that’s why you see pigs like Aubry O’Day naked and endorsing the shit cuz it’s food is the only thing that makes their fat asses cum..

Aubry O’Day is known for being on some fake tit whore on a really useless Diddy show, that gave her the taste of black that made her want to slowly turn herself black or at least milk the fact that she became a black object of interest, with a fat ass and titties, and so she took up eating to stay thick without realizing that all fat white chicks are black object of interest because she doesn’t want to admit that she’s a nobody that is only good for fucking….

She has befriended some no name Australian slut who was also on a reality show and who looks like a pornstar, but I’m not allowed to say is a pornstar because she’ll sue me, as she has tried before, and I guess they are celebrating Aubry’s birthday together because they have so much in common, mainly being totally fucking irrelevant bitches with fat tits who are too fuckin’ annoying to actually become pornstars everyone already thinks they are….

Either way, here’s a whole lot of fake tit…

Pics via Bauer

Aubry O’Day is a bottom feeding whore, so there’s nothing really exciting about these pictures, the truth is that I can’t stand this cunt because she tried to sue me for posting pictures of her stupid fake tits, like she didn’t get her stupid fake tits to get attention or to show the fuck off and make fucking money, so I’m not sure why I’m posting these pics of her in Maxim, but I will tell you I am having an internal struggle about it.