Everyone disses Britney about the way she’s living, but I know that she’s doing exactly what I wanted her to be doing when I used to watch her cocktease the world when she was a teenager. I’m talking showing off her cunt, getting fucked up, acting insane and all that shit.

The reality is that the biggest disappointment in that era of poptarts is Mandy Moore. Watch this video and tell me what you’d want to see her doing in 10 years.

Now, realize that you’ve never seen her vagina and that’s a good thing, because lookin’ at these pictures you’ll see that she’s some average looking girl at best. She’s got some Carnie Wilson shit going on and even she realizes it and tries to covers her pudgy fuckin’ face from the cameras. She is like one of those hot highschool girls with a bright shiny life ahead of her, who looked like she was skinny and had it going on before fully groin into herself and by grow, I mean laterally. So Mandy Moore’s hips don’t lie, and they’re screaming that they can’t breathe under the 20 lbs that’s suffocating them, and the contour-panties that are trying to slim them, I guess that’s why she had to resort dating people like DJ AM, who by the way is gayer than bicycle shorts. Cuddles