Avril Lavigne is a fucking clown…but for some reason, dudes every where love her….I don’t get if it is a legacy crush from when you were 15 and she was all over the music industry like she was Katy Perry….you know unfounded lust that was a direct consequence of marketing….like some Josie and the Pussycat bullshit…yes I’ve seen that movie…I watch everything Tara Reid does…except the one thing I want to watch her do…cuz she hasn’t done it yet…and that’s sex tape or die…both interchangable…..
Or maybe people just think she’s hot…but I see a joke of a person, posing as this emo/punk/suburban mall girl….the poster child for pink streaks everywhere….and bitch must be 30 now….but still dresses the same…in some “get a new act you one trick pony, it’s time to be a fucking chick already”…cuz you know if she did that….maybe I’d be wanting to fuck her too…
But as long as she’s 30 pretending to be 15 and angst filled…I got nothing but hate….
We need more of her in her panties and less of this nonesense spokesperson for nonsense shit….
I like the way Avril Lavigne thanks people for remembering she still exists…and that’s by getting half naked in some music video that doesn’t matter…shot at the Chateau Marmont, the most luxurious old Hollywood Glamourous place that Lohan got evicted from years ago….
This some shitty song about love, because these idiots like to make people think love exists, when we all know it is just self serving stability coupled with lust….that ends up in co-dependence….duh.
EIther way, here’s the song….but more importantly the video of this girl doing it…
Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do…
She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.
Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….
The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….
Here’s teen angst almost 30 year old, Avril Lavigne in some fishnets I assume she got at Hot Topic or some other suburban Mall store, where little weird dyke emo girls with skateboards, shitty lesbian haircuts, who hate the world buy their fishnets…..and that’s all I have say about that…cuz I don’t even remember Avril Lavigne anymore…I was never able to jerk off to her music videos, I always hated the way she sang, and she’s never done anything slutty….not even Brody Jenner, rich kid, can make a slut out of her….and all we’ve got to jerk off of hers is bikini pics , cuz when you peel off all that shitty black make-up, she’s kinda hot bodied….
Avril Lavigne’s been in a bikini in the south of France all week, and I already posted some of the pics, cuz I was amazed at how teenaged her divorcee ass looks, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t get knocked up and you get married at 12. Her body, pretty much justified all those years of me laughing at her for dressing like a 14 year old, angry suburban teen into watching the skateboarding dudes pretend they are jackass…cuz that’s what suburban kids do…sure her Shania Twain style music never really justified her suburban, middle class kid, who gets a lift in the Volvo station wagon to soccer practice, despite her hardcore green dyed streak and the number of Blink 182 posters on her wall….but who cares…her ass followed in the same steps as her style and I guess that just makes her legit….
What’s not legit is how her ex-husband, the clown, circus, suburban middle class punk who isn’t really a punk, but a midget elf coming to steal your soul through bad one hit wonder shit, is on the boat with her…cuz I guess you can’t break down the bond that is Canadian….or maybe his girlie emo, hilariously dressed ass just weasled his way into her vagina again….cuz that’s what people do when they have the bond of marriage as a levarging argument.
Who fuckign cares about these idiot suburban bullshit scam artists…she’s half naked…that’s what matters…that’s always what matters…
I am totally uninterested in Avril Lavigne…except of course when she’s in a bikini. Like other 30 year old pop punk bullshit skater boy see you later boy crap bands who still dress like angry 15 year olds at the mall, she irritates me….but her half naked body, that could pass for that 15 year old with teen angst who wants to suck off any guy that comes her way to piss off her overbearing dad cuz he won’t let her go to that party with Jim on his Motorcycle, doesn’t….kind of thing…if you know what I mean…I’ve been drinking…It’s what I do. You pedophil, here’s your pedophile cure, cuz it looks like jailbait, but it’s pussy is too haggard to be Jailbait. I blame the divorce.
I thought these were pictures of Avril Lavinge looking good. I was like shit look at her, she’s stopped dressing like a 15 year old suburban cutter who highlights her hair with highlighters, you know like most people who turn 18 and realize shit, that’s a stupid fucking look….I was sure she got a stylist, she started dressing like a normal woman, not like some loser holding onto his pretty embarrassing suburban angst filled youth…cuz they were the good years but then I realized the caption said Adam Levine and he’s with Anne Vyalitsyna, who I assume is a model, or at least a bitch who dresses my age, making me realize that Avril Lavinge’s got no fucking hope and she still fucking sucks.
Here’s some Anne Vyalitsyna in some Mom Jeans….This may be a really bad joke…but that’s nothing new for more and I like to think Avril Lavigne is the bad joke…So take that…
Here’s an awkward family photo I had no choice but to post…
Part of me hates Kim Kardashian and everything she stands for and the other part of me has been won over by her marketing enough to acknowledge she exists, watch her sex tape on repeat, but most importantly make fun of her cuz her whole career that isn’t a real career is not only a totally overrated scam but also a very funny joke, but more importantly, she’s fat as fuck yet marketed as a sex symbol, which makes the whole thing an even bigger joke …sure a joke that makes her 100,000,000 a year…but lots of low grade shit makes money and this glory is going to backfire hard and no money she made will make it worth it…wait and see…this ride will end and she’ll lose her fucking mind when people stop caring….
So seeing her with her stepbrother Brody Jenner’s girlfriend who looks like a 14 year old girl listening to CDs at the mall….makes this whole family an official circus freakshow….sure they make money…but money isn’t everything…wait and see.
I don’t know what point try-hard becomes authentic because I figured if you do it long enough, you know the teenage angst thing, with the pink streak in your hair and the fuck tattoo under your tit long enough, you eventually become that person you’ve always wanted to be, cuz no one rememebers the socially awkward white Canadian trash singing Shania Twain songs to launch a career, but I do know that Avril Lavigne’s still not quite there, and maybe that’s only because I don’t find the whole 15 and angry, fighting with her parents, emo punk scene kid shit hot, especially not on a 30 year old,
Don’t get me wrong, I’m more into my 30 year olds having the mental capacity of 15 year olds, just not down with their fashion sense, except when it is slutty and pantyless, which does happen….
Either way, OMG! It’s Avril Lavigne in a bikini and it’s so not complicated, somehow this bitch manages to turn you into half retarded adults who wish they were the skater boy in her songs, the Sum41 weirdo she left for a Kardashian stepbrother….and here is the pic….
Despite the fact that Avril Lavigne dresses like a 14 year old girl at the mall in the suburbs, she is 26. That means that her little teenage angst costumes, although a fetish to some, look really fucking stupid to me….and I’m sure to a lot of other people who like their 14 year old girl fetishes to star 14 year old girls and not the old hags trying to cash in on them…meaning these pictures woulda been better a decade ago when she first hit…you know when what she was doing was cute to us perverts and not desperate and holding only some mainstream indy kid image that paid the bills…and lured in all the lebsian haircut faux bisexul kids with no real gender who have a skaterboy of their own making her shit so relatable…and making me depressed about how shitty the youth of today are…
I can only assume she’s sexing it up to compete with her boyfriend Brody Jenner’s ex, Jayde Nicole, who has bigger tits and did Playboy, or maybe she’s finally willing to accept that dudes are perverts and only interested if she’s naked….or maybe she hasn’t done shit in a few years and trying to switch things up cuz she relizes the market she used to go after would never buy into her bullshit act anymore…cuz I can’t imagine her having fans…..
I’m hardly interested in figuring this one out, this Canadian pig fucking irritates me…and that’s all I have to say about that….
Here are the bullshit pictures of a bullshit “artist”…..
Like a common streetwhore, Avril Lavigne is taking her sexual business to the backseat of a fucking car. The only unfortunate thing was that these pictures weren’t of her choking on Brody Jenner dick cuz kissing is so fucking grade school….I get that Avril likes to dress like an 11 year old girl who hates her annoying brother, who just got her period, who is dying to get a lip ring and a tattoo but her lame mom won’t let her, but seriously, if you’re gonna stage a publicity stunt make-out session, you might as well make the shit worth laughing at, instead of this bullshit that I call bullshit…..cuz celebrities are hooked on getting noticed and if they really wanted to keep things private, they wouldn’t be doing this to being with….even I know to take my street hookers to the back alley at night where I can hid behind a dumpster so I don’t get busted…so this just proves the entertainment industry is all fucking lies…..
Brody Jenner is rumored to be banging Avril Lavigne and I really am not sure why anyone would care since both these people are totally fucking useless and irrelevant. The only reason I am bothering with this is to point out that despite Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year old girl mad at the world, her ass doesn’t live up to the lie and I guess to rub it in that Playboy trash Jayde Nicole’s face that she’s not the only gutter Canadian vagina willin to bang a 5 foot 5 MTV reality star in Kim Kardashian’s extended family. Seriously, dude’s rich, he should step up his game and get actual good lookin’ girls, maybe some still in college, instead of ones with dying low level celebrity careers.
Either way, here they are getting more attention than either of them have had in over 16 months, stirring up rumors and boring the fuck out of me, cuz they are at the level of desperation where a sex tape is the only answer to really get noticed…
It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers….
