Kendra Wilkinson is getting married because she’s gone and got herself pregnant, and being a piece of trash she needs her a shotgun wedding, not that that is really a reason to get married today, it’s pretty much accepted if parents aren’t married and I’m sure it has no real ill-effect on the outcome of their annoying kid, it’s just some traditional values, that its a bad look for a whore, to be a stereotype by having a kid out of wedlock, but in reality, we already knew she was a whore to begin with and this only solidifies the fact that she’s a whore, because whore’s are all about the shotgun wedding because they feel obligated or some shit.

I was walking down the street the other day with my friend and his baby and we offered a couple who were getting married on a Tuesday, which we thought was weird, his baby for one of their pictures, and they said they had a baby of their own inside her, and that explained why they were getting married on a Tuesday, she didn’t appreciate my shotgun sound effect, but in her defense, it sounded more like I was chocking on mucus….

Here are the pics.

Bridget Marquardt was there, which is only fitting, since they were in a relationship with the same man/had the same employer who they pretended they dated, up until recently….

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