Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign….
It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better…
It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better…
I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that…
I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…
5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics…
On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.
You’d think an ass like this would bring peace in the middle east. You know all those Palestinians would put down their rocks and forget their hatred for the jews for fucking their country…and put serious effort in hitch hiking to Tel Aviv and parking themselves outside Bar Refaeli’s apartment and wait for her to come home…only to see her ass in motion…but I guess the Palestinians are too busy repressing their women, plotting world domination, and whatever it is that arabs do….see I’m not all that into politics, but I am into pussy, so much that I know an ass like this is far more important to me than deep rooted issues that have been plaguing my people for hundreds of years…I’m too into the now than to worry about the bullshit that’s not fun, drunk or half naked….
Here she is in a photoshoot proving her quality ass that deserves to be in a bikini….and the rumor is that she’s not even the hottest bitch in Israel, the rumor is that you wouldnt even notice Bar Refaeli on the beach amongst the other Israelis and that’s just enough to make my testicles explode…just thinking about it…making me happy I’m sitting on a soiled couch across from an obese woman choking on her own neck fat….you know to prevent me from really enjoying my life….
Here are some pics of Bar Rafeali in her bikini…but more importantly Bar Refaeli lost control of her bikini top…and showed some nipple, in probably the least attractive display of her nipple of all time….
I spent the better part of yesterday looking at chicks in bikinis, and as picky as I am with these celeb bitches about their bodies, I learned that I generally don’t care how a bitch looks, I’m talking pot belly, sloppy ass, fatness, saggy tits, no tits, anorexic skinny, or acne ridden, the fact that they are half naked in front of me, makes me want to fuck their imperfections….
In reality, seeing these bitches in real life, was far more exciting than these pics of a super model in her bikini….
I’m pretty sure half the chicks I saw had better tits and body than this….
So we should stop celebrating these million dollar bodies, cuz there are poor chicks out there that are just as fucking good and much easier to throw in the back of your van….after she tells you to fuck off….
You see cuz sometimes, rape is the only option you’ve got….
Bar Refaeli in her bikini in Cannes is pretty fucking alright by me. I mean she is a bikini model and all, this is kinda her element, but like watching an artist in his element painting a painting, or a carpenter in his element building a bookshelf, or a doctor performing surgery, or a hooker sucking my dick and making me cum in 45 seconds or less, I’m impressed. It’s probably cuz I’ve never been good at anything in life, so I’m always impressed by people who have found what they are good at and prosper at it…..especially when their element or talent is wearing bikinis…
Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli in Cannes. I don’t know if she’s coked up and has coke on her lip, as my Israeli contacts told me she’s heavily into, or if she’s just got cum on her lip, you know enjoying her freedom now that the control of Leonardo has been lifted…and she can use her throat however she seems fit and on whoever she deems good enough….or maybe, it’s neither of those options, but where is the fun in that…I don’t know, but I’ll look into it.
So here are soe pictures from the last 3 years of Bar Refaeli in her bikini.
The news of the day is that she’s officially single…her and Leo broke up again and that I’ve set up shop outside the grocery store in a Jewish neighborhood, pretending up Israeli, panhandling for money to buy a ticket to the motherland Israel, at least that’s my line I’m working and I’m pretty sure it will work….so that I’ll be able to stalk her in the first person, instead of to pictures of her….
It’d make a great documentary. Anyone have a camera crew?
I know someone who saw her in person once…..That’s pretty much the story. I’m not one for remembering details….but here she is showing of her Jewish tits for Allure..
Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli…
How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.
I don’t think there’s really all that much I can say about Bar Refaeli other than that she’s made me a zionist. She’s pretty much got me thinking about converting to Jewishness, partially because I find a seriously lack of Jewish Mexican Canadians…but mainly because it will increase my chances of her marrying me against her will…in a ceremony that will take place in the desert after I kidnap her from her luxury Tel Aviv condo….after I move to Israel to fight for my cause of ridding the land of the mean Arabs….in hopes of impressing her….cuz Leonardo’s got shit on real life heros…
I blame her fake twitter account for giving me false hope…
Either way, I know these aren’t the best pics of her tits, considering all the happiness she’s brought me over the years with Lingerie, Bikini, Sluttness , but they are good enough for me….
I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does.
To See Some Newer Bikini Pictures of her Curvy, Luxurious Body from Some Photo Agency I Am Not Allowed to Post Pictures From – Follow This Link GO
I wonder if anyone is on this site today. I assume most people are on winter vacation, but maybe I only think that because I only hang out with people who are on vacation, it’s not quite the life of luxury it sounds like, considering the people I hang out with are always on vacation, it’s called Welfare, something Bar Refaeli doesn’t know much about because she made a ton of stupid money doing exactly what she’s doing here, only now she’s doing it for free, because she’s just that rich, like some Doctor on Doctor’s without borders in his retirement, or some Lawyer on some helping the poor trash in his city fight legal issues pro boner cuz he’s got so much money it makes is hypocritcal ass feel better about all his over indulgence and greed….only Bar Refaeli is far more exciting to stare at when she does her professional work for free, see cuz she’s a very hot bikini model.
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One of the highlights of my life was when a fake Bar Refaeli was private messaging me on TWITTER ….I knew that bitch was not actually Bar Refaeli, but was more likely some fat chick in indonesia trying to entertain herself, but it was nice to pretend…kinda like what happened to you when you found out your internet girlfriend you spent all these years working on actually was a morbidly obese dude with one of those voice boxes that alters your voice to sound sultry and amazing…even though the core of the whole thing is that you masturbated to a man…
Well you can redeem your fag self, with these amazing photoshoot pics of Bar Refaeli, edited and photoshopped but still amazing enough to make me want to risk the suicide bombers to blow up my balls all over her face after sneaking into her apartment…if that makes sense…
