After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks…

But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act…

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Here is Amanda Seyfried paying tribute to the reason she is starring in every shitty teenage girl movie being produced today by reenacting frenching a bitch, only instead of her frenching that Megan Fox the weird thumbed, plastic surgery has-been holding onto her fame and sex appeal as hard as she can because a career based on guys wanting to fuck you only lasts so long, unless you’re Pam Anderson who is pretty much married to that David loser from the original 90210 bitch, this bitch is a dog….

The whole thing is weird, but I’m not gonna lie, I am a dog owner and sometimes things get a little hotter and heavier than they should, mainly because dogs can’t tell on you and love the taste of peanut butter, that’s not a lie and really, when it comes to eating my wife’s disgusting pussy out, and have the option to send him in instead of me, I really have no choice cuz it’s better him than me, not to mention it really does look like he enjoys it….so maybe the real animal cruelty is not letting your dog eat out your wife…fuckin’ PETA….

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As a Mexican it is my duty to post pictures of any bitch posing with a Donkey, even if that bitch is an ex-model with an ugly daughter who married Billy Joel and hasn’t mattered since her retirement issue of SI Swimsuit back in 1989, because we event that whole Donkey on Woman shit and we stand by it with pride, especially when we see it slowly work its way into the mainstream

A dog’s mouth is rumored to have less bacteria in it than a human’s mouth, which isn’t saying much when that human is Aubrey O’Day and a hooker’s 6 day old, unwashed panties have less bacteria than her mouth, but it is saying something. The truth is I thought it was bad enough that Aubrey had taken it upon herself to take a helpless little animal and turn it into some kind of weird, abused fashion accessory, but seeing that the thing is her personal living sex toy, kinda like you did with the kid down the street and both situations throw me the fuck off. I don’t ever think fucking animals is right, I don’t think exploiting them to draw a little more attention on yourself is right either because dogs are nice and don’t know any better, like that country girl I met at the bus station who let my friend do horrible things to her because she was just trying to find her way.

In the dog’s defense though, it’s only licking back because Aubrey’s mouth smells like cat shit and cat shit is to dogs, what chocolate cake is to my wife. If you know what I mean.