I was fortunate enough to be stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings walking up the stairs in front of me earlier today….It there is one place to get stuck behind a girl with a great ass in leggings it is on the stairs, because you don’t look like the pervert you know you are, but also because their asses are pretty much directly in your fucking face.

It was one of those messages sent from god to remind me that I am still a man and that decent pussy I would love to fuck is still out there, not that I forgot that shit, but I can’t figure out why else I’d be that lucky cuz lucky shit never happens to me and it was substantially more exciting than these pictures of Kristin Cavallari showing us how to bottom feed in leggings by putting her mouth to the ground and her ass to the air…something all you bitches out there should take note of…..

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I’ve liked Charlize Theron since her 1998 Playboy spread when she was first breakin’ into the celebrity industry the way all good girls should break into the celebrity industry. Maybe it had something to do with me just getting into my Africa fetish and was easing my way in slowly with a white as an elephant’s ivory girl, or maybe it’s just because she had it goin on and as far as I’m concerned, still does, especially when playing with a garden hose like it was my dick. Sure, my dick’s not long or as useful, but it is the same color and that’s good enough for me to make this fantasy complete.

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