I want to go to Turkey. Shit’s fucking crazy. They treat their news like some kind of comedy hour and have one of their reporters rockin’ blackface while reporting on Obama’s trip to their country.

It made me laugh and watch the whole thing and I don’t even speak the fucking language, so I think they are onto something, someone needs to get Anderson Cooper up on this shit to lock in the viewers because until I see him in blackface, I’m gonna be forced to think he’s just some uptight closet case who takes his job too seriously.

In fact, Turkey should be a lesson to us all. We should all leave the house in black face, you know and hit up the local KFC, or the pharmacy, just throw people off and when ppl ask you what you’re doing, bust into slave songs.