So it turns out that Miley Cyrus licks black people. As a member of the same church as Miley, it’s safe to say that she is completely out of control and has signed her soul over to the devil. Fuck the underage nude pictures, they are nothing compared to this picture. I guess she’s just her testing us with how far she can go and I think it’s safe to say, she’s gone too far.

For the record, I am not the one who wrote on this picture, I save the writing on pictures for the faggot smurfs.

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Here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova hugging Denzel Washington or Wesley Sinpes or Kanye West or whoever the fuck this is because I am not good at recognizing people, not because all black people look the same, you fucking racist.

I am trying this new thing called obvious joke, but I don’t think it’s going to work out too well for me, because I am not funny. So I guess I’ll stop it now. I got fucking tanked last night without realizing it. I was doing tequila shots like a good Mexican for a homies birthday and I was dropping what I thought was gold, and by gold I mean my pants. People weren’t laughing at the shit I was saying and I realized that I have no future in stand-up. I am not going to pressure myself to bring back the funny, you can just keep coming back to watch me slowly drowning in my own vomit.