I am not posting anymore of the Blake Lively Fake Nudes anymore, because I don’t think they are Fake Nudes.
I am pretty sure they are real nudes, and I don’t need to get sued or fucked with by the hacker authorities, cuz I’m just an innocent ghetto blogger with no money….
The truth is that all girls have nude pics of themselves, especially vapid little insecure celelebrity cunts who crave attention on all fronts….it’s the reason the cellphone camera was invented and who knows maybe she’s just scoping out her implants, girls love scoping out new things they buy…
I have no problem with this hustle, if anything I love that they do it, I just don’t like they legal power or budgets they have when mustering up a lie to clean up the mess/deny/justify their actions…even though historically leaked pics have helped careers…
So hacked, leaked, real or not…Someone has a message for you….and has posted a bunch more pics to tell it…without realizing he’ll probably end up in jail…if he actually exists…
I’m pretty sure this is tied directly into the Dating Leo campaign…but what do I know and really who cares…I just wish there was more pussy in the pics…
There are some fake nudes of Blake Lively circulating around the internet, that could very well be real nudes of Blake Lively, because all women are whores, even you grandma, I mean even you would be a whore grandma, if you were alive, if you know what I mean.
I was late to get them up cuz motherfucker I was out drinking….and there’s no computer where I drink…just tears, broken dreams and singer songwriting….where we rhyme things like star, care, where you are….Shit’s legendary…One day I’ll record…but today is not that day…
Today is the day to debate whether this pics are legit nudes, crying for attention like a fake relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio…
Everybody get excited, while I wait for the notices that they are underage pics and that it is illegal to post them, so that I am forced to take them down, even though it’s a good look for Lively since her face is so haggard she lookes barely alively, but in her mid 40s…..
Either way this is what attention seeking fame whores do….apparently they also take self shot nude pics that I kinda love and that I know I could stare at all day because I have…
So Blake Lively or not, give this bitch some work, I’m in love but not with her strategic face and pussy hiding…
I’m calling legit. But only cuz I want them to be as they’d bring joy to my life instead of the hell I’m living. What are you thinking…no wait don’t answer that…cuz I know you aren’t actually there….and this whole conversation we’re having is fucking weird.
There is no way anyone in their right mind would dump Bar Refaeli for old faced Blake Lively, clearly they are just friends and this is acting cuzBar Refaeli is the one who dumped Leonardo cuz he can’t make her Jewish babies and won’t convert for her, he’s all rich and has an ego, so he’s trying to get her worked up….
Or maybe they are still dating and this is just a diversion from their secret wedding, and who the fuck cares about Leonardo’s sex life, cuz I got enough issues with my own, that I would rather be workiing on my own issues, like why my site is getting no traffic anymore…and more importantly why the only bitch willing to give me a blowjob is 500 pounds and smells like cheese and feces and death…instead of some dude who’s pretty much won the lottery on all levels…even if I think Blake Lively is overrated, she’s still not 500 pounds and smelling like feces and cheese and death…Good times…I suck at life.
Here’s some bitches at some fashion event all dressed up to look fashionable for the judgemental gays that run the fashion industry….cuz that’s what fahsionable bullshit is all about…you know being seen and noticed and that’s why I want to get invited to the shit to show up in cum stained sweatpants and an embarrassingly small erection for the models all while scaring off the gays….
Blake Lively in a tight outfit…..
Some bitch named Poppy Delevigne in some great shorts…
Here are some pictrues of Blake Lively trying to show off her little tits at some fashion event, because I guess she’s trying to secure her position as a fashion icon, thanks to the stylists of Gossip Girl….and for some reason all I see is her hard as fuck face…seriously, this bitch looks worse than some 45 year old chain smoking mother’s on welfare….I don’t get it…but let’s celebrate her as a fashion icon, cuz that’s what they want us to do….and by that I mean, let’s stare at her cleavage cuz we’re really fucking lame.
Blake Lively wore a push up bra. I guess that’s news. I don’t think she’s hot. But her tits look good. I don’t get why she looks 35. I guess it has something to do with drug addiction and a life of sleeping her way to the top while chain smoking and hard drinking in a tanning bed. But her tits look good, so who cares whether she is cast to play Jennifer Aniston’s mom in her next movie. Tits cure all issues by making us ignore all issues and that usually works in a bitch’s favor…here’s the proof….
Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring….
She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway…FOLLOW ME
It is funny to me that a bitch can play a fashionable rich girl on a TV show and for some reason all the brands and designers eat that shit up like it is fact and make her a fashion icon…This is one of those “I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV” situations…People are fucking idiots for buying into this bullshit, and they do…cuz this is America and everything we see on TV is fact…It’s like if this bitch didn’t have a series of endorsements from brands sending her free shit to get her to wear their clothes and a team of stylists telling her what to wear and a business manager coordinating how much money she gets depending on what she wears at different events, or at different times of the day, she’d be nothing but shit…average at best…shopping like the common folk, dressing herself like the common folk…and not being honored at Chanel events like she’s done anything special…when all she did was get cast on a hit TV show for a coveted market…
Fuck that noise…but you’d probably rather fuck this bitch’s face…cuz that’s just the kind of person you are…..boring…
The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….
Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..
Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….
Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit
Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%
Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….
I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards, or on the telephone in our own backyards, who park in vans outside of hair salons jerking off to the shit, the same kind of guy you’ve probably seen innocently stroking his woman’s hair, before letting that take over his fucking life, you know the feeling of silky, luxurious hair running through their fingers…maybe even going to hairdresser school or at least working as a janitor in a hair salon, so that he has access to bags and bags of hair he can bring home and fill his bathtub with, rolling around in it’s elegance and scents, who find this kind of thing highly erotic in a weird way…
I’m not one of those people…To me…This is boring as fuck.
I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain….
And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…
I don’t know if Blake Lively has had some work done, or if this is her natural face, but I do know that something’s not right about it. She looks old as fuck, a litle like a muppet, washed-up as fuck and she hasn’t even started yet….
I know 23 year olds from all walks of life, because I like to keep connected with the youth, it keeps me relevant, at least that’s what I tell them as I stare at their perky young tits…and not one of the 23 year olds I know has a hard face like this…I’m talking speed addicts, prostitutes, strippers, chain smoking girls with major repressed memories of being raped and molested by family memebers, tormented to the core, and they look fresh-faced compared to this….
I don’t get it, but here she is anyway, cuz you are all obsessed with this shit and I’m here working for the people…
Blake Lively’s figured out a good way to make me forget how awkward lookin’ her face looks, sure the strategy is pretty fucking obvious and has been used by so many tits before her, but when you wear your tits out like this, it’s like you don’t even have a face….and for Blake Lively, that’s a good thing….cuz she looks like the weird girl from elementary school who likes reading and who is allergic to peanuts….
I know she does okay with her face cuz girls love all girls they envy or think are nice, I have known girls who tell me some of the ugliest shit is beautiful because it is on a hit show they wish they were livin, or cuz the media tells them, and straight guys, despite being willing to fuck a bitch cuz she’s better than nothing doesn’t really care how stupid a bitch looks, and that push up bras isn’t necessarily key to her existance as this fashion icon, but I think it helps, mainly cuz I like lookin at tits.
I know Blake Lively has some goofy fucking face. She’s got these big fucking Dumbo ears and a face way too weathered to not have done its fair share of hard drinking, chain smoking and cocaine and she always manages to be as boring as shit, but there’s something about her legs that distract me from that face and I just can’t stop imagining climbing up to nest inside her cunt with my nuts for my winter hibernation…..Style icon thanks to Gossip Girl or not…I need to see how meaty this vag is, unfortunately, that’s only gonna happen when Gossip Girl goes on for too long and she takes roles to break the typecast, or if it gets canclled and she goes broke, but at the rate Gossip Girl is going and the bitches I hear at the coffee show who want to be Gossip Girl, that’s not happening anytime soon, so this may be as good as it gets…
