It’s a shitty fucking day today, not only did my computer break this weekend out of nowhere and deleted all my files that I have been trying to figure out how to restore all while not understanding geek shit, but the rest of Canada is enjoying their day off because they are celebrating Canada Day which is like Independence Day but 4 days earlier and with a lot less shootings. So all these fuckers are out there celebrating their weird country drinking beer, fucking beavers (the animal not the vagina) and singing the national anthem in honor of Avril Lavigne, Sum 41, Pam Anderson, Mike Myers and all other Canadian celebrities while I sit here watching a video emailed to me claiming to be a mom doing a booty dance while her little kid films her.

I don’t know much, but I do know good parentling and starting your kid up young for a lucrative career is smart, making all the post traumatic flashbacks he gets when he’s a little older and girls he’s banging try to give him a little dance show of their own and all dude sees is the images you see in the video, worth it. Listen to it with the sound on…