I guess my dream of being a tennis star’s son wasn’t researched well enough, cuz it turns out that obscure level of relevance based on fame and fortune by association, doesn’t pull the kind of pussy you’d expect your trust fund to pull, answering the age-old question that I am sure no one before me has ever asked, that it’s better to be the tennis player than the tennis player’s son…

This brown lady gaga looks young, I probably shouldn’t be posting this….but I am anyway.

Her name is Sharley Kerssenberg and she’s a “model”. I guess by model they mean ex-stripper with the stupid fucking tits, which is more than I’d expect from a pro tennis player, since you know those white shorts make them look like breasts are the last thing on their mind, you know because they are so distracted thinking about the after game shower with their doubles partner. I used to work at a tennis club and people who play tennis piss me off. They treat the migrant work like shit and they can all go fuck themselves. Including Boris Becker, when he’s not too busy trying to overcompensate with tits to prove he’s not into ass fucking men.