In case you missed this movie which I sure as fuck hope you did because it looks real fucking shitty even though I know you’re not necessarily one for quality, proven in the fact that you’re reading this…..but at least there was this video of Sandra Bullock getting her titties grabbed, not that I find Sandra Bullock hot in any fucking way, but I do assume she’s dirty as fuck in bed since her husband was married to a dirty porn chick before he went with the richer girl next door celebrity chick….There’s no way a bitch doesn’t do every fucking possible thing in bed after knowing her man was with a porn chick for years…you know she’s studied the ex porn chick’s every fucking move….knowing how to ride the cock proper and take a load on her face and all this also leads me to believe Sandra Bullock’s also got herpes…cuz all porn chicks do and by default so do their sloppy seconds….and after that Sandra Bullock fantasy, it is safe to say this sex scene hasn’t got shit on her actually sex…but if you’re a fan of hers, you need to move the fuck on….but before you do watch her and her bra in action…
What the fuck is this bitch wearing…..some kind of military equipment or some shit? Is she like the crazy lady I met in the pharmacy the other week wearing a full outfit made out of aluminum foil, because she didn’t want the radiation to get to her and because buying lead is out of her budget…like is this some breast cancer prevention bra made out of fucking cement…or maybe it has something to do with how wrecked her tits are now that she’s a mom of two and I don’t really get it but I know it reminds me of all the bitches I’ve met over the years in padded bras who tricked me into thinking they were more stacked than they actually were and the whole thing brings back a lot of horrible memories…all reminding that Brooke Burke is a thing of the past and that the only thing Wild On! in her life these days is when one of her kids uses the fucking toilet on its own or something….Pretty fucking depressing….
It is thanksgiving and I give thanks that straight to DVD, shitty written movies always feature aspiring actors who think they have what it takes to be the next big thing, and strips them down and puts them in their place cuz they are eager after they’ve been in Hollywood for 6 months and tired of waiting tables and not getting auditions for much more than internet porn….
I don’t think I put this much effort into hard nipples or girls who didn’t wear bras when I was a horny teenager, but for some reason I do now. It is like I regressed or some shit. Maybe I’m Benjamin Button or some shit.
It just doesn’t make fucking sense to me that I sit here and crop and upload pictures of some useless celebrity who is only a celebrity because her mother and stepfather are celebrities and not because she has talent and not even because she has a hot round ass and despite all that I am feeding that celebrity and seemingly care about her and I am ashamed of the fact that. See, just doing a post on this makes me seem like I actually care about the shit, like it is a big deal for a girl to not wear a bra, especially with small tits, like I’ve never seen, sucked, fucked or cummed all over tits in my life, like some kind of virginal 40 year old pervert with so much pent up semen, I can cum myself just looking at anything breast/nipple or pussy-like, even though I’m not a virgin 40 year old, but I guess I am a pervert, but even as a pervert I wouldn’t perve out to Kate Hudson….so this is just another reason why this site humiliates me, and good thing for you, I have no shame, cuz now you get to celebrate these hard nipples.
Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..
This is a picture I doubt you’ve been waiting for because they are of Macy Grey, or at least I think it is Macy Grey, but could also be Fantasia from American Idol, because I always get the two confused, not because I am racist and think all black people look the same, like you think, but because I don’t really pay attntion to ugly chicks, if anything, I pretend they exist no matter what color, cree or religion, but a see thru picture is a see thru picture and I have made it my life work and legacy to post as many of these as I find, until I give up on this site and take up painting watercolors or knitting or whatever it is people do when they retire. even if you can’t really retire when you don’t really have a job…either way, here’s the pic…
I’ve never heard of Paradiso, but apparently they are some band and I have no interest in looking them up because I’m only posting this cuz she’s in some see-thru mess bullshit that is touching her pussy, ass and tits all at the same time, in some kind of magical article of clothing that has far more reach or skill than my hands, cuz I can only do pussy and ass, or pussy and tit or ass at tit at the same time, I never mastered all three lady parts at once, and for that, this American Apparel leotard is a far better lover than I could ever be….
Abigail Clancy is some UK cokehead who was dating a footballer and who claims to be a lingerie model but I’ve never really heard much about her and I don’t really know much about her and I don’t really have anything to say about her other than that here she is dressed like a discoball and she isn’t wearing a bra because everyone knows that discoballs don’t wear bras and she likes to keep things authentic and by authentic I mean she likes to do anything for publicity, attention, fame and money…and it works for me….
The Vicotria’s Secret fashion show is coming soon, so these motherfucker are stepping up their game pushing their bullshit, because people seem to think half naked girls are news worthy or at least worth talking about, when really the whole thing bores me. Sure I like bitches who get naked as much as the next dude, I’m a fucking pervert, why wouldn’t I, but I don’t like the whole business around it.
So not only are Victoria’s Secret exploiting immigrant women but also all working these American should-be strippers like Marisa Miller and here they are dressing her and her fake tits up in her 3,000,000 dollar bra like she was Heidi Klum, but I guess she is really just proving that you can dress a hot bodied pig up like woman, but shit doesn’t make it okay to bring the pig to meet your family…
I know calling Marisa Miller a pig is a little insane, I just think the whole thing is a waste of all of our energy…who fucking cares about a bra company, what are you guys a bunch of fucking cross-dressin’ homos???
If you can get off to a girl’s bra strap, you’ve got some serious fucking issues. I don’t even think I got boners over bra straps when I was 12, perverted and very easily excitable and that was a time that even the idea of a lacey piece of strappy clothing designed to hold a woman’s breast like it is a hand would be something I found desperate and I used to cum just sitting on the vibrating bus seat..
But I’d rather you get off to Bra Stra than Gwen Stefani, because if you can get off to Gwen Stafani, you’ve real serious fucking issues far greater than getting off to lacey clothing items designed to hold a breast tenderly because she’s built like a fucking dude. I was watching MTV when she broke into the industry with her abs of fucking steal and ripped dude body, and I knew then, like I know today that you can dress a dude up like a girl but that shit doesn’t make dude a girl.
Here’s some shitty pictures you’d think were taken by a paparazzi in a tree, that remind me of pictures I’ve taken with my camera phone while trying to peep on girls, whether by taking upskirt pics on the bus or in the mall, or more ambitious pics of them changing in their apartments after climbing fire escapes or from hotel rooms across the street from their apartments are after following them home one night and realizing that’s the best vantage point for a peeping tom. What you can see is her part of her skinny little upper body in a bikini top, and in the peeping tom world, that’s considered good enough to get hard over, because nudity is the gold, but all variations of it are still of value….I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at Miranda Kerr.
For those of you who haven’t been able to jerk off to pictures of Michael Jackson like you used to, because he was porn to you, now that he’s dead or at least pretending he is dead because it makes you feel fucking awkward, here’s a safe alternative, in the form of his sister and her fat tits in a see thru shirt with a bra on, not that anyone who spent the last few years jerking off to pictures of Michael Jackson because he was porn to them really cares about feelin’ awkward or lookin’ for safe alternatives, because clearly anyone who does that is just not right.
Sure some of you are thinking that no one jerked off thinking of Michael Jackson or lookin at pics of Michael Jackson in the last 5 years,, but you’re giving the human species too much fucking credit, since I’ve discovered first hand that the most vile thing you can think of, at least one motherfucker out there has done it, I’m talking things that make cumming on print outs of MJ seem normal.
Since Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick went broke thanks to Madoff, she’s realized that there is always a bulletproof, real easy way to make money to pay the bills and that’s to take off her fuckin’ clothes and show the world her underwear, or maybe she is not covering up because she can’t affort to buy a shirt with enough fabric to not be see thru and for that I’d like to take a minute to celebrate poverty and all the good things it does for us, like making girls desperate or too broke to cover-up.
Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.
One photographer said these were pictures of Behati Prinsloo and another one said they were of Abbey Kershaw. I have no idea who either of those bitches are so I can’t clear up the fucking confustion but I guess they have something to do with Victoria’s Secret…since they are at a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Last time I checked Victoria’s Secret was a lingerie company…with a catalog that you all used to jerk off to of girls in lingerie and based on these pictures this bitch or these bitches look a hell of lot too clothed for my liking….but you’ll probably like it even though it reminds you of something a girl’s never done for you….(take her top off)…loser.
