If you read this site you know I like whores. I don’t just mean drunken party girls you’d call a whore. Or girls who try to sleep their way to the top or who use their bodies for their personal gain, but actual drug addicted gutter-rat shit you find in the dirtiest part of town, willing to do the dirtiest things you want done to on the cheap, because you have to settle for doing it in a park with someone barely human, instead of the whole high class, take regular showes and use condom bullshit you get with overpriced escorts.

I am talking raw, real, authentic hookin’ at it’s fucking best, the way it was meant to be, with crack addiction and no self respect because of years of being abused and abusing themselves, the kind of whore who has shit stains on her pants and a who re-uses tampons when she gets her period, which is rare since she’s so malnourished.

That said, one of the most exciting things that can happen when trying to find a whore to get you off, is for her to have a dirty herpe lip because you can really negotiate the already reasonable price down, since they can’t hide their battle wounds.

So I came across these pictures and this was the caption attached:

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes take daughter Suri to the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After leaving their posh hotel in a four-car convoy amid heavy security they entered a Brazilian military base and hit a beach within the residential area of the compound. There they played in the sand

A military base that was so secure the paparazzi could get in and get these intimate shots, I call staged bullshit on this motherfucker. Everyone knows that when Tom Cruise goes to Rio, Katie Holmes is not invited because that’s “Daddy gets fucked up the ass by tranny time”.

Brazil is known to have the hottest women in the world or at least some of the hottest women of the world, because the other Brazilian bitches you are jerking off to (Gisele) have penises and it is pretty much impossible to tell them apart, making it not as gay when you get a blowjob from them, if anything, it may lead to a more liberated life when you come back to America and buy a set of Madonna tickets and dance on your very own Gay Pride parade float.

They are that good and they manage to take their semi-masculine faces and trick us into thinking they’ve got pussy. I have no idea what this video is all about, but I did read somewhere that Brazilian chicks who are pretty fit because they live on a beach and naturally have these retarded asses, have started to make the move into getting fake tits like American women and that pretty much ruins any beauty they ever had but really secures the fact that they are whores. Seriously, for 10 US dollars, they will do anything you want them to do, even stick it in your asshole and give you AIDS or so I’ve been told…..

My server is shot right now and this post took me 2 hours to get up. I guess that’s what happens when your site has AIDS and you don’t pay your bills…

Either way, here are some Charlotte Casiraghi in her bikini pics from a couple days ago. You may not know who she is and that’s ok, because her Grandmother, the gold diggin’ royalty marrying slut Grace Kelly doesn’t know who she is either, because she’s dead.

I think the whole obsession dudes have with famous bitches comes from being forced to marry and bang ugly chicks, so I decided to post pictures of people you’ve never heard of in their bikinis to balance things out a little when I should be sticking things in my wife’s ass to see if she’s still breathing.