You probably don’t know who Brittny Gastineau is, but unfortunately I do. She’s this fat chick who has blocked me on twitter for calling her out on being a lazy fat bitch….but more importantly for calling her out on wishing she was a Kardashian…see cuz she is friends with the Kardashians and by friends I mean she knew them before they were famous and now she is envious of them because before the Kardashians had a show, she had her own show that no one watched…and the dream she had never panned out for her…but it did for the Kardashians…making her this real depressing bottom feeding trash….
But with fat bitches come fat tits, so here she is showing off her tits, covering her gunt, while trying be a Kardashian….even her white girl skin looks shit smeared….It must really suck to be this trash.
Brittny Gastineau is not very nice to me, despite me constantly sending her encouraging words about her emotional eating, and the fat ass it’s created being a positive thing, because the world’s got a lot of skinny girls and there are always black dudes willing to have sex with non-black girls of any size, proven by her best friends “The Fat Kardashian Sisters”….It’s like she doesn’t appreciate someone sending her links to cake recipes, or someone trying to get her mailing address to post on the site to have you guys mail her baked goods, and fried foods, and really anything that feeds her fat ass, instead she just ignores me…but I gotta give her some credit today, she’s taken her disgusting fatness and turned it into an okay thing by showing off the fat tits that have taken 10000s of calories to make…and when a fat chick can pull off good cleavage, it is pretty much the ultimate distraction….so everyone applaud this greedy, spoiled pig’s efforts.
I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body….
Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt. For the most part I like when girls don’t wear bras, but in Brittny Gastineau’s case I wish she was wearing a fucking snowsuit.
Brittny Gastineau is a girl who I used to make fun of on TWITTER, I’d call her fat and a pig and all that shit cuz she would hide her dumpy body in expensive dresses that complimented her body by pushing out her fat chick tits in a way that her dumpy ass stomach was barely noticable and she would write back here and there calling me an asshole and now seeing her in her sweatpants makes me believe that she’s finally come to terms with her shit and accepted that she is fat and that the biggest achievement of her life was being featured in that Bruno movie, I mean other than the time her and her BFF Kim Kardashian polished off an all you can eat buffet cuz they are disgusting cunts. Here she is out on her period, or just being the lazy slob that got her in this mess in the first place and here are the pics for my black readers who like their pussy thick and who I blame for making these bitches think they got it going on…
Brittny Gastineau may be a tacky, cheesy, piece of shit nobody, who is nothing but a spoiled brat football player’s daughter, who latches onto whores like Kim Kardashian because they are soulmates and share both an passion for ice cream and thier XXL g-string bikins, along with an love for black cock, cuz black dudes love fat chicks, and a habit of shoving large inanimate objects inside their cunts, like whole watermelon, as a tactic to seduce said black dudes who love fat chicks.
She may have no substance, nothing to really offer, horrible style, even if she’s doing us a favor by covering her bloated midsection from an unhealthy BMI, and the thing keeping her relevant is her Twitter profile, but I like to think of her as a good friend of mine, mainly because she responds to my propositions to fist her, but also because she has a vagina, albeit a big vagina, fat tits, and a hefty trust fund, and despite all the hatred that eats me up inside on the daily, that’s really good enough for me. I’m easy.
Here she is with some hispanic lookin’ weathered and beat down bitch who looks like she may or may have had a career in gangbang porn, or maybe just a deep rooted love for all things cock, and she’s dressed like a sunset, not because she’s as beautiful as one, but because she’s the size of one…..
One day, not too long ago, a fat ass met it’s soulmate who was a fat set of tits. It wasn’t a conventional love affair, but they somehow knew they belonged together, not that were going to take over the world together, but they would definitely go out for ice cream, because ice cream is really all they have in common, but in this case, it is a match made in heaven and that bond is more than enough, because ice cream and really anything sweet is such a huge part of both of their lives….
Brittny Gastineau is a bitch I rip into sometimes. She’s best friends with the Kardashian, probably because they let her on their show, not that I watch their show, or know whether she’s on it, but assume she is, because she seems like she would be, you know since the Kardashians and her have same lifestyle, you know doing absolutely nothing all the fucking time, you know contributing nothing to society and my proof that I am write about this lazy rich kid tag along is that she’s responded to me on twitter. As a poor, desperate, low self-esteemed fat dude in canada, I wouldn’t even answer me on twitter. I guess the good life’s also the boring life.
She’s some socialite or whatever the fuck you call rich tacky whores who go to events to flaunt their shit because they are rich tacky whores and have nothing better to do and she’s showing off her tits as best as she can….If you have your really desperate to see nipple glasses on, the ones that double as your reading glasses and seeing far distance glasses because you are flawed, you can see some of her nipple, which is pretty tame for a rich tacky whore, you’d expect her to at least flash her underwear in hopes of having people talk about her, you know get some of the attention her daddy never gave her back….
Here’s real life Gossip Girl Brittny Gastineau, some rich slut who has a football playing father, who spent her youth as a socialite, rich slut and is spending her time now trying to get a legitimate career in entertainment and she is doing that by showing up to an event wearing her lingerie for a shirt, when lingerie is supposed to be meant for strippers, Valentine’s Day and 25th anniversary bedroom celebrations, and the whole thing is just crazy.
I mean Halloween is next week, and girls go out in lingerie all the time, so maybe she’s getting a head start, but an insider told me that she’s dressing up like Paris Hilton in her sex tape, because when you’re a slut in everyday life, Halloween can only take 2 routes and they are dressing wholesome for the irony of it, or going balls out and getting naked.
So she may be a week early in this get-up, but I’m not complaining, I think lingerie should be mandatory business atire, despite how wild the concept is, and if I owned a company, that would be the law, but since I don’t own a company, because it would go bankrupt before it started, and because I’d be arrested in the first week for exposing myself to my staff because I’d make it clear that was part of their job description, despite it being against the law, I’ll just settle with these pictures of some rich socialite wearing her underwear as outerwear, because that concept is just wild.
What’s next? Usingsex toys in public, or bikinis in the winter, or socks for condoms, or plastic bags for shoes like the homeless dude down the street….I guess fashion is just way to crazy for me….assuming that this Brittny Gastineau character has any idea what fashion is, because I know I don’t.
