Now I’m not sure if you’ve seen Kristen Stewart’s dad, but I have and based on my opinion of him, and my expert opinion about white trash, poverty and trailer parks, Kristen Stewart and her brother are out half naked on a boat together because they are fucking.

Yes, I realize she’s wearing a pot leaf bikini and that annoys me. It’s probably the lamest thing a pot head can possibly do and anytime I see some pathetic rocker dude with a pot leaf on things ranging from their jacket to their earrings, to tattoos or baseball hates, I take serious fucking offense. Everytime I walk by a head shop and see pot leaf branded products it affects me in a way that brings on a serious hate inside me. We get it dude, you like pot, you can let us all know by letting us smoke on a joint with you, instead of being a total fucking loser about things. That said, Kristen Stewart is a loser.

So the lesson of this post is that Kristen Stewart fucks her brother, comes from trash and is as lame as the fake pot heads you see around parks and in the back of highschool classes who don’t know what gettin’ high’s all about, you doughy, ugly, cunt.

Matthew Lawrence (who?) was at some T-Mobile Party because they were hungry for anyone with a name to show up, even if that person happened to be some guy who hasn’t worked since Boy Meets World and who’s only claim to fame is that his brother was Joey Lawrence and this is a video of him trying to get into the wrong car. I mean, I guess it’s easy to relapse into thinking you can afford a Mercedes, maybe it’s just you getting carried away because someone at the event asked for an autograph because they thought you were the dude on LOST and it got to your head, and reminded you of the glory days, making you think you were still on TV and that you were still getting a paycheck, and the whole thing is pretty embarrassing, but in Matthew’s defense we all make mistakes and forget we are hurtbag losers, I mean just the other day, I almost bought brand name ketchup thinkin’ I could afford it, before my wife reminded me that it’s out of our league.

Either way, the valet still managed to jump start is ’87 Hyundai and get it to him shortly after this video was shot and Matthew Lawrence drove into the sunset to be forgotten for another 10 years….

Stacy Keibler made it out to the event with all the other d-listers who had nothing better to do an I figure I might as well post it because she’s got some legs, which is a nice change of pace from he amputee sluts you are used to because amputees don’t have standards and give you the time of day because they have boy image issues and low self esteem…..