I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care….

Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects…

I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture…

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