I don’t know about you but as far as I’m concerned weddings are never erotic…at least not if you are the groom….but it is erotic for everyone else…

What it comes down to is a room full of horny desperate bridesmaids, a bride real hungry to fuck her man she’s locked down as his wife that you can smell her cunt at the back of the reception hall, but who is well aware that these are the last moments of her single life where she can fuck the wedding party without technically being a homewrecking adulterer…leading to babies you need science to determine the paternity…with great food, open bar, unhappy family members, bitter friends, and they whole thing is actually a plot for a great fucking porno…

Here’s some Vogue Brazil shoot that taps into the good of weddings…