Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba at the airport hiding from the paparazzi because she doesn’t want them to see her face. I was going to say that there’s nothing worse than when you get with a girl and she’s insecure about shit. Like too shy to pee in the bathroom near you because she’s scared you’ll hear her pee, or if she makes you fuck her in the dark because she doesn’t want you to see the stupid facial expressions she makes or her body jiggle in ways she’s not comfortable with, or when getting dressed or hiding her ass from you by covering it with a towel or a shirt after you’re through with her because if I just slammed her, I got no issues lookin’ at her imperfections, if I just came, the whole world is a brighter and happier place. Not that you’d know anything about that.

That said, there’s nothing wrong with Jessica Alba’s face and she shouldn’t worry about us making fun of shit unless she has a cold sore in which case I’d have no choice to talk about her herpes but that’s because I’m a legitimate news source.