Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….
Candice Swanepoel is amazing on so many fronts…and by so many fronts I pretty much mean she’s fucking hot….and that’s all that matters…….because I dont’ really know shit about this girl…other than seeing pics she posted of herself boxing in her tight pants and bra top make me pretty happy, not because she’s come so far from running away from lions and/or HIV Positive Sexual Predators in her home country….but because fit girls are better than fat girls….I mean fit girls are better than all girls…whether they are bikini models or not…because stamina and strong legs to bound on my dick balance out my lazy….and their toned stomachs are great to come on….while their higher sex drive is fun to try to satisfy….and their lost tits easily saved by implants….that said…get off the couch you fat, sloppy whores and make stepdaddy proud enough to want to fuck you…that should be everyone’s life goal….
I have an unhealthy obsession with Candice Swanepoel…I mean for the sake of this site…not in my actual everyday life…because the second I turn off the computer…all these sluts I know don’t matter…their names temporarily erased until I have to tap into my brain and talk about their tits again…my focus is on real life, instant gratification pussy, and none of this aspirational pussy that even if I was a billionaire Playboy would be up on another billionaire Playboy, cuz he’s got more billionaire swagger….but I do like to give girls unrealistic goals for themselves….cuz insecure and inadequate feeling real life girls….thank to not being Candice Swanepoel….even if they are hotter than Candice Swanepoel but took the wrong turns….increases my chances of fucking them….but you know what it all comes down to….when nothing else is going on…and shit is in front of my face on my screen, I have no issues staring a Candice Swanepoel’s work….she makes millions for….I’m supportive like that.
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These are some recent pics of Candice Swanepoel posing in a thong for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they took my advice from two Candice Swanepoel posts ago about how boring they are and how they need to step up their shit cuz all these photoshoots are blending into the same pile of boring as fuck….but a thong…a thong changes everything…especially on a hot slut…in a world where the last 5 girls I slept with no longer wear thongs….cuz they are “uncomfortable”…fuck you….
In the event you are new to the site, or half retarded and don’t know what the hell I do here in a day….I pretty much dedicated my day to Candice Swanepoel…because her dad is an asshole and I want him knowing his daughter is a whore who we all want to fuck in many different ways…..
So I’ve said all I have to say about her…concluding my stalkerish posting behavior….allowing me go back to being creepy and stalkerish with other girls who respond to me…even if it’s them saying “no means no”….
I don’t know when this video is from…but I know that it is all part of my Candice Swanepoel friday…the day before Cinco….and the day after I tweeted Candice Swanepoel’s dad, asking for her fat sister, to work my way into the family laterally, you know riding her lonliness, and charming them all at family functions, until Candice, the princess snob cunt of the family, decides she wants such a cool piece and takes it from her sister like she used to do when they were kids over toys…..only to be ignored….because her dad the farmer likes treating people like his black staff he underpaid like the American South in 1800s…..asshole
So I decided to encourage as many people as possible to jerk off to the bitch for her dad…it is what he wants…otherwise he would have been polite enough to answer….fucking South Africans, can’t take them anywhere…thanks to HIV….and bad attitudes…
I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same…
I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better…
They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces….
I’ve posted some of SOME SIMILAR PICS RECENTLY …but this time they are in different bikinis…that’s the extent of exciting at a Victoria’s Secret photoshopped catalog….Groundhog Day filled will pussy I want on my face….
Since recently trying to work my way into Candice Swanepoel’s family by reaching out to her dad from South Africa who is mean, I’ve decided to dedicate today’s posts to her, because he’s fucking hot, whether in a padded bra, or showing her nipples for Vogue Italy like a common fucking whore, getting dudes off for money, a great personality trait her dad who ignores me must be proud of every year when she buys him birthday gifts and offers him a good life by leeching of hers….I’m a fan of these white immigrants and their smut peddling for fashion.
I think Candice Swanepoel is pretty hot, but her South African family seem to lack decency, respect, or manners….maybe it is because they’ve spent their lives hating their black neighbors….or maybe life is just different there, but that is no excuse for her father ignoring all my tweets requesting sex/marriage with any other daughters he may have, even if they are fat, cuz I know this one’s taken and too good for me with an ego that comes with being a celebrity model….and he did’t fucking answer me….cocksucker….
Well just for that, I’m gonna try to encourage as many of you as possible to totally disrespect this bitch in Vogue Japan shot by Terry Richardson…who recently released PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER BRA …..via masturbation….and sleazy tweets…
Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it….
I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots….
It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand….
Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics….
But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…
These pictures are the highlight of my day as a blogger because I like Candice Swanepoel and what I imagine would be a South African retroantivial smelling twat….she’s hot….and I’ll look at her in boring bikini catalog shots that she’s always in….hell I’ll always look at her changing her tampon, taking a shit, napping, letting her dog eat her out, hiding under her bed cuz she knows there is an intruder in her home…..getting fucked by black dudes like shit was back home and it was the Apartheid…..and he was Nelson Madela. You know pretty much under any and all circumstances….cuz she is that good…but I always like her better when I can see her nipples….sure Terry Richardson is played out, boring, too mainstream and repetive…He’s been exploited by every brand, his style uninspired and a cash grab….but he did get Candice Swanepoel into a sheer top….and that’s more than I’ve ever accomplished in life….and if anything that’s pretty nice of him to do for us…and we should be appreciative of his scam….Today, I know I am….
Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season…
This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste.
But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret.
You know what I’m into? Bikini models, whether they are moms or not…Whether they are South African and thus HIV Positive or not, to be in fucking bikinis….not in poolside sheer crocheted, knitted or even lacy shit that covers up said bikini bodies….save the surongs or whatever you call the towels, robes, sheets and covers bitches wear at the beach for the fat chicks who need them, when dealing with bikini models, get the in character and crawling around the pool pretending they lost a contact or some shit.
Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……
This is all the same fucking shit, so I have no idea when these pics dropped, it might as well have been 5 years ago….because they just don’t fucking matter…and I know saying that about half naked and very hot pussy…all bikini clad, photoshopped, and posing, almost doesn’t make sense, but I’m not a dude forced to jerk off to my wife’s catalogs…I have other options…from prostitutes, to fans of the site, to girls off craigslist, to actual porn….to other things we don’t need to get into cuz years of being desensitized to things…always trying to take things to the next level…has done some shit to me…..
The good news is that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t have an exclusivity on this hot pussy, sure she does their bullshit events along with their shitty catalog shots, but she also takes the time out of her schedule to go back to her hot as fuck roots by SHOWING HER NIPPLES IN VOGUE ….and really that’s what keeps my appreciation for her alive…this corporate shit just makes me angry.
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