I live near French people and they are lazy as fuck. They never seem to be working. They are always at lunch, drinking wine, eating cheese and bread and nothing ever gets done. It’s that whole livin’ the good life bullshit, but the last 2 weeks the President of the fuckin’ country has been chilling in his bathing suit with his hot assed power hungry/fuck her way to the top slut he is using as arm candy leading me to believe he’s a fuckin’ slacker, more interested in living out some romance on the French countryside, having picnics in the field under a tree and riding their bikes to the sea to skinny dip before making love on the fuckin’ rocks and less into running his fuckin’ country. I’d be mad if I was from France, but they probably have no idea what’s going on, because they are all out doin the same fuckin’ thing…I live in the wrong country….and here’s Carla Bruni and her hot ass in a bikini in pics cuz it’s better than nothing…..

Here’s Sarkozy waving to his people, thanking them for giving him the good life, and givin the rest of us a big fuck you, reminding us of that good life that we’re not livin

Here’s some boring pictures of 42 model, actor, first lady of France (in your pants). She was one of those bitches who rationalized being a slut with some backwards sex in the city logic, that monogamy is not part of human nature, so she was passed around like the whore that she was from Eric Clapton to Mick Jagger, stopping her journey around the block with the President of France, who she got to marry her after dating her a short period because he was probably blown away by how good her blowjob was after years of random cock practice in her sexually liberated, herpes filled mouth.

I know a couple girls with that same “dude” mentality, where they want to experience as many cocks as they can, because they thing it will bring them to some higher understanding or enlightenment, at least that’s how they justify it to their gynocologist, while in reality they just do it because no dudes respect them enough to stick around for more than a couple one night stands and I’ve fucked a couple girls with the same slut mentality, who were too good to be prostitutes or pornstars, but who saw as many cock as prostites and porn stars, and they were all horrible as fuck in bed. It’s like the conversation about how open they were to sex and how sexual they were was hotter than their performance.

The best girls are the longterm relationship girls, because they know how to keep shit fresh and experimental, you know if they’ve dated the same dude for 5 years or something that she’s taken it up the ass and pretty much done everything possible, while sluts just do things standard and go home and cut themselves while crying and watching old Disney movies, wondering where that wholesome little girl they once were went.

I wrote too much for such garbage, so here’s some Carla Bruni in her bikini from afar….cuz creeping on girls from a distance is porn to me.

Here’s a song Carla Bruni wrote about her lost love for herself, you know a time when she had some self-respect….

Carla Bruni is all over the news because she is rumored to have married the president of France or some shit and I don’t blame the motherfucker for doing it because she’s fuckin’ hot at 40 and that proves that she’s got some designer genes that you’d want to have carry your blue blooded president of France baby.

Unfortunately what the president doesn’t know is that she has a pretty dirty past. She’s been linked to Donald Trump, Kevin Costner, Mick Jagger and some other French Politician and has been quoted saying she’s a polygamist and once left her boyfriend for his son….

Reality is that none of that really matters, she’s French and all French girls are whores. They are the only people, other than fags, who think having Anal on the first date is normal. So getting all those other dudes’ sloppy seconds is sometimes worth it when it comes in the form of an amazing blow job, because at 40, you’ve got to accept that your lover’s had a lot of cock, since the only virgin 40 year olds are retards in institutions and nuns.

The other reason why her being a slut doesn’t matter is because she’s lookin good rockin’ a white bikini and no matter what a girl does, white bikinis are always pretty fucking revealing. The girls wearing them always act unaware of the fact that we can all see their pussy lips and that is probably one of the hottest things out there for me…..

So here’s Carla Bruni the french model whore lookin’ good.