I have a friend who used to fuck a Cathay Pacific flight attendent and he fucking loved every second of it…now I’m not sure if this is actually the same girl…cuz lets face it all Cathay Pacific airline workers kinda look the same…but the hotness is that this bitch was sucking off the pilot, in the cockpit, midflight, and that to me is what pilot school dreams are made of…hell that’s what every traveling man with an erection and a decent looking flight attendent they’d ideally take into the bathroom stall and seduce…since they are the stripper sluts of the air, and you paid good money for them to work you into having an enjoyable flight, that they are…but there are air marshalls to worry about….

Either way, we all knew this went on or assumed it went on…long haul flights are boring…but I think it’s a scam…maybe a porno parody…but AOL is reporting it so it must be true…

Here’s what they had to say…

Hong Kong-based Cathay Pacific Airways is launching an investigation into pictures that appear to show a pilot receiving oral sex from a flight attendant while in a commercial airplane cockpit.

Low quality photos of the act, featuring a woman in a red outfit not unlike those of Cathay Pacific’s flight attendants and a pilot, have circulated through Chinese media. According to some reports, the two are a couple.

“We are conducting a full investigation into the matter and there are some indications that the female shown in the photos may be a member of our cabin crew,” a Cathay spokeswoman told Agence France Presse. However, she added that, “There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place in-flight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred.”

The pilot, who is apparently not from Hong Kong, issued a legal letter to local paper Apple Daily saying the photos had been stolen from his personal computer and he had filed a police report.

According to GlobalPost, industry sources suspected the photos’ release was part of a malicious stunt to hurt the company.

Here’s the animated recreation…