Kim Kardashian may be a garbage whore of a person…but the great thing about whores is that they do whore things…and without whores doing whore things….the world would be a very dull place….from Sex Tape to Rapper Pussy With a Fat Ass…To Nipple Slips all to make a dollar…..all whoring all the time…and I’ll keep watching….hoping one day, like all whores at their peak, it all crashes down in one big horrible drug overdose….because lets face it…garbage people…especially garbage whores…don’t deserve this attention or success…no whore…especially not a fat one…should be this powerful….even if I like seeing their horrible nipples.
Seeing Sarah Silverman naked is one of the most unfortunate things that has happend to this site…possibly the most unfortunate things to have happened to the internet…
You see one thing I hate is when ugly chicks are celebrated as hot, Sarah Silverman, being ugly, yet she was always on hot lists….at firt I wondered if I was the only one who saw a fat, shitty tit, ugly horse face cunt who isn’t even funny, but who is obvious….past her prime….and even her prime wasn’t prime in the grand scheme of things…just better than now…..even though now is the time she decided to get naked….what a mess…a mess her fans are hard about….horrible….
Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski are also naked in this movie….What kind of man hating lesbian who appreciates girls for their personalities cast this shit….
Here are the unfortunate clip:
This just doesn’t make sense….and I can’t un-see it….but the good news is I like seeing all girls naked….even ones I fear…
Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI last night, like any responsible mother would….she drove into a light pole…and I think she was just doing it for attention….cuz she’s amazing like that…
The truth is she has a lot of crackhead personality traits and I know this because she follows me on twitter, humors me when I ask her on dates, and bitch needs to be crazy to do that….but at the same time….is a friend to me…and someone I would love to marry with my tongue just to say I did….
I mean I’d let her drunk drive me into anything she wants to…I love her.
It is summer where I am….and what better way to celebrate sitting inside all day on my computer while all the hot bitches I know and even the hot bitches I don’t know are all outside tanning….in their bikinis….becuase it is hot, sunny and amazing out….than to post pics of creepy Brooke Hogan and her Dad, Hulk, having a headless tanning competition…cuz they are white Florida trash and this is what they do…before fucking each other…..Sure the picture was posted 2 months ago….but since Brooke Hogan doesn’t matter and her novelty pop career never took off….while her brother was too busy turning people into retards via brain trauma….this is about as up to date as I am on the bitch….In fact I am surprised I even landed on her twitter account and bothered looking at her pics to find this…it must be my love for incest that brought us here today….
Chloe Sevigny is in a show in the UK called Hit & Miss. I looked it up and found nothing really about it other than this discription of her role:
Chloë Sevigny plays a transgender assassin in the new series.
Hot….
This tranny shit is out of control…soon enough they will have a gender of their own…instead of just being someone with a fucked up childhood in an identity crisis……
The funny thing is transgendered people are pissed off that she got cast as a tranny, and that they didn’t use an actual tranny, because her hard face and adam’s apple was believable enough….plus she’s confused as this hipster fashionista talent that is good to have cast on UK tv shows for ratings…even if they have to “Boys Don’t Cry Her”….but the opposite….by straping on a flacid cock instead of just strapping down her titties….
I guess it doesn’t matter, because shit is entertaining, has got her naked again, not that I care to see it, cuz she makes me sick….with or without her dick, but it’s good to laugh at…
Karolina Kurkova is a millionaire top model….and in being a millionaire top model…she gets to hang out with other millionaires…and billionaires…living the good life on yachts and in luxury hotels…because people who can affort yachts and luxury hotels…even though she can afford yachts and luxury hotels on her own….want top bikini models around…it kinda steps up their image….like when I throw picnics in the park next to indian families of 40…I always bring at least 3 crackwhores by promising to feed them some hot dogs….because I like having girls around…and people seeing that I’m the man with the herem….sure a toothless, unshowered, fat and disgusting herem…but when you’re as good as me, with my budget of hot dogs, you take what you get….
Michelle Rodrigues is in Cannes…and like clockwork…she has gone to her favorite swimming hole that she hits up every year in her bikini….to jump off clips and hang off rope laters like some kind of Monkey she very likely closely related to…at least you’d assume that based on her facial features……
I’m kinda digging her today…even most of the time when people say “Michelle Rodriguez is hot”….I respond by saying “you’re a faggot and like dick but don’t know it yet”…..unless today I am that faggot who likes dick but don’t know it yet….it happens…
Michelle Trachtenberg is usually a pudgy, uninteresting looking girl, who people were into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy….and who luckily people are still into cuz she played the little sister on Buffy…because any dude who watched that how…was likely a socially awkward virgin loser who can’t let go of the past…partially because those were the best years of his life…but more importantly because during that time he made a vow to always love Michelle Trachtenberg…for the rest of eternity cuz in his mind they are soulmates….Obsessive fans are so passionate…..
That said, I always just blew her off as someone on TV or still around cuz virgin losers never let go of the past…it is a nerd thing…but thanks to FHM South Africa…it turns out she’s got tits…and tits are really where it is at….so virgin loser fan base or not…all of a sudden she’s relevant to the masses and the new generation who have no idea who the fuck she is.
I guess Rihanna is feeling homesick and felt the need to put up some pics of her moms and sisters….you know the body she’d have if she wasn’t on stage dancing like an idiot 4-5 hours a day….because genetics can be tricked for a while….but the second she stops…and she will stop….these pics she posted on twitter will be like looking in the mirror….we call this a self fulfilling prophecy….you know a glimpse into the future once the cardio stops, the babies are made, and the eating never stops…..or maybe she just likes to jerk off to this shit….either way, I think it is inappropriate for her fans to see cuz they may get the wrong idea and think that this fatness is acceptable.
These are some pictures of Amanda Bynes from a couple of days ago…you know because I don’t give a fuck about these celebrity cunts…so I can’t really know where they are at all fucking times…especially when they are some has been child star who has done nothing in years but get a DUI and post a couple of hot pics on twitter….but that doesn’t mean I don’t like watching her seemingly long legs in shorts with heels walking the streets like a hooker…because I always like seeing long legs in shorts and heels walking the street…whether on actual hookers, or girls who are whoring themselves for the first time, whether for money, male attention or in Amanda Bynes’ case to practice for her escorting she’s gonna have to resort to if this acting thing doesn’t turn around for her….you know to pay the lawyers bills and bar tabs and such….
She’s an annoying bratty spoiled cunt who should have ended up in the gutter, a dumpster, or a foster home, on someone’s steps, dead in the trunk of a car or wherever the fuck unfit mothers leave their babies….but instead she became the real life Annie and instead of being humble or appreciative about it….you know like “hey I’m not actually a Richie, but a fucking unwanted child who doesn’t deserve any of this….maybe I should be a little classier than the garbage I am”…..you know just a typical adopted girl story with a bad attitude….more importantly..she’s not hot….
But she is a scientific anomally….she went from fat chick with shit tits….to a skinny chick with full, equal sized, not so shit tits that she likes to show off….in what you would call a gift from science in the form of breast implants….cuz implants save shitty tits – even on shitty people…..it just costs money
Here’s a video of Daisy Fuentes in her bikini showing off hr 45 year old vagina……that is starting to look its age…..
There is so much going on in this shit….from hard nipples to gaping vagina….to a one piece bikini on what must be a mom of many…but maybe I’m just typecasting and stereotyping her based on her gaping outty vagina…..
My favorite thing about this pic….the crucifix around her neck…like she’s not some whore parading her vagina around as it throws up all over the inside of her bathing suit….unless I’m jumping to conclusions and this shit was actually blown up in her quest to fame….fame I remember as peaking the co-host on America’s Funniest people in the 90s….
Who cares…lets celebrate these pics…cuz they made my day….not sure if they are new or old…but they are new to me….and I’ve always got time to revisit external pussies in action….
I never cared for the Olsen twins in a sexual fantasy kind of way. I was one of those guys who agreed with people when they said the Olsen twins were at their hottest in Full House…not because I am a pedo who likes 3 year olds…but because they hadn’t grown into obscure looking creatures from the same uterus….Sure I always liked their skinny and I always like that Ashley was better looking and well put together while the other looked tormented and like death…my favorite part of twins is always thee insecure one….but I just could never really get into it….but now that Ashley Olsen got into a bikini, showed off a decent looking ass with no cellulite, I figure I could easily be into K-Fed-ing her…and if you saw the kind of trash I stick my dick in….you’d understand why…. weird alien ass.
Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention….
They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily….
Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…
