VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……
I hate on Reese Witherspoon for one reason and one reason only…..she’s the fucking devil and I need to bring her down…everyone thinks she’s this great mother, wholesome housewife who was cheated on and forced to remarry….when I know she’s a fucking movie star…and all movie stars…despite how many pictures of them you see going to church on Sundays…are vapid, spoiled, rude, disgusting, money grubbing whores….trash that if they actually cared wouldn’t be practicing lines in the mirror…but would instead be helping save AIDS babies for an organization or some shit….
Here are her shitty legs….to remind you that despite all her working out…she’s still disgusting.
I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…
The Rose McGowan red panty flash pictures have been circulating the last day, so I figured I’d post the video becuase I really have nothing else going on…I’m still drunk from last night so it seems like a great idea…you know some good old school jerking off to a runway show for heart disease red dress bullshit…..My favorite bitch is the Susan Boyle looking bitch….the other bitches were……….
Aisha Tyler, Chaka Khan, Cindi Leive, Christie Brinkley, Debbie Phelps, Elisabeth Rohm, Giselle Blondet, Gloria Estefan, Idina Menzel, Jeannette Torres-Alvarez, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Nettles, LaLa Anthony, Linda Evans, Minka Kelly, Patti Stanger, Rebecca Romijn and Rose McGowan.
Who cares….AIDS is more my charity…cuz I like it dripping off my face…
I love Kate Moss…and even if she’s not showing her TITS or PUSSY or ripping lines of cocaine…or even in sex tapes with needle sharing groupie fucking with out condoms rockstars….I still pay attention…like in this topless photoshoot with her great ass in jeans…definitely not built like the 45 year olds I know…but in my defense, the 45 year old women I know are all addicted to crack and look like they are in their 70s….near death…they aren’t rich classy designer drug users like this Kate Moss little miss fancy pants….
Coco may be a fat…tranny looking…fake model who is actually a hooker/stripper that Ice T pulled out of the gutter and made his exclusive….but she does bring entertainment, even if it is cheap, repetitive and boring entertainment to the internet with her ridiculous tit and ass implants….
She’s BEEN TOPLESS ON TWITTER BEFORE …..not now she’s putting up topless pics of her babysitting her nephew topless, and people are making a big deal…sure, it would be considered sexual abuse, or maybe even kiddie porn, if instead of a topless whore it was a dude with an erection….but it just a topless whore, so we should lighten up a little….topless is natural even when the topless features stupidly sized fake tits….I can only assume that we’re just jealous the only tit we got from our babysitters growing up were on elderly nuns trying to see what they missed out on by selling themselves to god for free…..well speak for yourself…all nipple pics are good nipple pics…
She also put up these pics of showing off her nipple rings in a see through shirt…
I have no idea when any of these are from…and really it doesn’t matter….
Back in the mid-90s, Rose McGowan had a set of tits I remember jerking off to in video because I had just got my first VHS at 25 and I rented DOOM GENERATION based on the nudity rating cuz my video store didn’t have porn…and thus began my one-sided love affair for a bitch who must be in her 40s by now….but still staging panty flashes forcing us to not forget her…and I am into that…
I find Reese Witherpoon a tedious fucking all american southern piece of shit bible thumping cunt….who is both too dumpy to be noticed despite all her jogging…and too shitty at acting to deserve to be a fucking Academy Award winner….She is a chubby bitch who shoulda been killed or at least comatose vegetable after being hit by a car when God had his wrath on her for pretending to be this wholesome Christian….when Actor’s can’t be Christian, everything about them is against god…it is the devils work…they are vain, materialistic, superficial people who act god like as people worship them….they are money grubbing, sex out of wedlock, drug using bitches who like Reese Witherspoon entrap their first husband by getting knocked up on set…but at least she’s showing some tit…it is the only redeeming thing she has going for her…
I don’t know why no one yells “How does it feel living with AIDS” to Lohan while attending an aids event for Fashion week…but people are too fucking star struck…they just see a celebrity, instantly think they are important, and start the suck up game…I’ve seen it many times…a bitch will shit talk a famous bitch until she sees the bitch then she starts screaming, asking for autographs, and the whole thing is just too fucking annoying to me…celebrity gossip is a lie….
The good news and the reason I am posting this nonsense is because some homie screams “Lindsay I have coke” or something like that…and it made me happy to see a bitch slandered, yelled obscenities at, even if they aren’t that obscene, because the public needs to revolt….
There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack….
That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced….
Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…
Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….
It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….
Long gone are the days she had people do her make-up for her…now she’s like an ex call girl…or showgirl…she’s forced to chain smoke her broken dreams away…waiting for opportunity to knock…unaware of the little pig of a human she is….
It amazes me that she’s 25 years old and not 40….so fucking damaged….but not damaged enough to call up Terry Richardson to take some pics of her hoping to feel like the “artist’s” muse…while he’s hoping to draw more attention to himself – even though he’s already shooting 75 percent of all fashion campaigns….in a a win win that everyone is going to shit on…while there is nothing to shit on…bitch is flaunting her tits…looks amazing and wrecked…and I’m pretty sure she’s showing a bit of nipple….
The only think that would make this better would be if they were self shot and had more labia in it…cuz using top photographers, even though desperate, takes away from the desperation….you know I want her at the point in her life where people like Terry Richardson don’t answer her calls….we’ll get there one day.
So KATHERINE MCPHEE…who I wrote about yesterday for being half naked in GQ is in a new show that I guess is designed to take on Glee with some song and dance shit at the college level….where bitch is training to be in musical theater….and it aired last night….
I have better things to do with my time than watch garbage shows that I don’t think should be produced in the first place cuz TV has ruined america by feeding them lies…while life passes before their eyes….instead of living life trying to fuck whores while drunk……they’re watching them on TV all scripted and lying….but it turns out McPhee showed off her little elegant implants…pushed up and amazing…and here are the screen caps….for those of you smart enough to skip this crap and watch something worthwhile…like porn….where there are actual tits to look at…..
Here’s some Big News…..and I’m not just saying that cuz it is black history month…and I am not just saying it cuz Beyonce’s all fat and big milk filled titty…I am saying it cuz the media is posting these pics of Beyonce’s big body debut post birthing…and I say who fucking cares….
I just don’t get celebrity gossip….do people email this around like she’s an old friend….you know do they talk about it at the office around the water cooler because they have no life, friend, interests, depth, personality…
I mean haven’t we given her enough fucking love, we made her rich by listening to her music, buying her music, and going to her concerts….despite her Delusions that she’s actually the one giving us the gift of her voice by making us pay for her shit….
What I’m trying to say is fuck this noise….and by noise I mean the cracking of the ground beneath her fat fucking feet. I hate this bitch. She’s the devil.
I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say….
Have Good Parents.
Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….
