It’s the holidays for those of you who aren’t always on Holiday…like me…despite the fact that my holiday is pretty fuckin 2-star…maybe even 1-star…the caliber of holiday that leaves you shitting blood the month you get back….or even dead in a drunk in some third world bullshit….but a holiday none the less…

So it is only natural that bitches who like being half naked post pictures of themselves half naked for their twitter followers….but more importanlty…it is only natural for me to post those said cry for attention pics….

Here’s the first batch…I’m sure there are more to come….

Coco brought her fat ass…cuz her twitter is all she’s got to get that male attention she had on the stripper pole…without having to get on the stripper pole…

Bar Refaeli Brought her coconut…in one of the most boring ways in her career…

Maria Menounos brought her anal loving cuz she’s genetically predisposed to it ass in a bikini