The fascinating thing about Adrianne Curry is the attention a virtual nobody gets because of her fake tits and willingness to show them off because they aren’t really even her own tits and if anyone judges her she can blame the plastic surgeon….coupled with the fact that fake tits, except on breast cancer survivors, that save shitty tit, also attract really fucked up, insecure, women you can easily manipulate because the fact they saved up and got a set of tits, means some shit is going on in her crazy head……

It amazes me that someone who does nothing, offers the world nothing, has no interesting thoughts or opinions, who is only known because of a series of reality shows when reality shows were just starting, can lure thousands of people to sign-up to her and wait around for pics like this….It is pathetic and depressing what our world amount too….shit makes me want to get a set of fake tits to post on my TWITTER …the same TWITTER Adrianne Curry blocked and sent her gang of retards after…..because that way I’d get more followers….

Tits get hits people. Except maybe for me, this site, my twitter….but for the girl who owns those tits…it’s on.

Here are some faceless nudes….unfortunately not of her after her face was ripped off by a psycho killer….you know trying to save the world from her horrible kind of trash…

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I hate this attention seeking bitch as much as I can hate any attention seeking bitch who is willing to get naked for that attention….

I’m blocked from her twitter feed because she hates me and we had a fight once…but it works out well for me becuase I reading her nonsense is offensive and more importantly depressing…and the fact that I would be following her, like I am interested in her, would likely lead me to suicide, since I’ve already done the hard drinking route….

Either way, she allegedly released this topless pic and this is what the caption read:

300k! my boobs are a bit..bigger nowadays, but this was on vaca few years ago. Maybe 500k I’ll post the new puppies

I don’t know how authentic this is, cuz I can’t waste more time on the bitch….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz her shopping titty pics around for twitter followers or cash is hilarious…..but tits are tits….especially when they are on a bitch trying to get noticed by showing them in the most basic of publciity stunts…which is odd for someone not promoting anything..but tits are tits.

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter ….

So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

The darkest day in my TWITTER History was the day Adrianne Curry told me off for being a disgusting person…I don’t fully remember what she said about me before blocking me, but I do know that it was said between her crying for attention by posting controversial, exhibitionist style pictures hoping someone will notice her useless reality star married to a Brady for attention…and now she’s posting pictures of her doing naked sushi…something I’d be more into if the rankest fish at the table wasn’t her bottom feeding pussy…..and you gotta understand that I love all dirty, bottom feeding pussy, especially when it knows I exist….so I really despise this shit….

I hate this very Brady latch on cunt. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t like her body. I am not impressed with her fake tits or her 5 minutes of fame she had back when reality TV first started polluting our lives making her one of the first official bottom feeding attention whore cunts….

Well the world forgot about her, cuz her existence is insignificant and she never had an actual career, so she’s taken to posting her sloppy America’s Next Top Model body, 15 season’s too late, cuz I guess photoshoots didn’t come with that title so she’s had to do it herself…all trying to get twitter followers…cuz she’s hopin’ this will give her a second chance to humilate herself and embarrass herself to a nation for little return.

She’s fucking garbage….and she knows it and has gone so far as trying to tell me off and she blocking me on twitter months ago cuz she doesn’t like hearing the truth.

Here are those desperate pics for a desperate and ugly pussy….it is safe to say a sex tape is coming…but I never understand why the sex tape never comes at the time it should …but always comes a decade too late….and who really fuckin cares…

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Girls, take a quick lesson from this trash famewhore loser Adrianne Curry. She had 50,000 twitter followers at one point. They were probably people who couldn’t let go of her after she faded into obscurity, kinda like the 40 year old women who cried when Corey Haim died, only far more irrelevant….

But she realized, like she did after she did Playboy that if she whores out any integrity she may have had before she got addicted to the cameras and gets naked, people will notice…and her efforts have landed her a sold 15,000 perverts hoping for late night drunken pussy pics…

The whole thing….is so fucking boring…but she now has 75,000 followers….

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Adrianne Curry is holding onto the 15 minutes of fame she had 5 years ago the way any self-respecting, famewhore, would…by posting these almost topless pics on twitter. She’s such a tease, at least that’s what she’s trying to do for her 70,000 twitter fans who don’t really care about her or what she has to say, but instead are watching to see her sanity crack and post Very Brady Sex tapes, because that’s bound to happen eventually.

She blocked me and told me off as best she could a few months ago, but I still get access to the goods and despite no being interested in her in anyway, or thinking she deserves any more attention that other whores online, I can’t help myself but post this and laugh, cuz I know girls, even exhibitionist girls, who know this kind of self-promotion is the cheapest and easiest way to get noticed…it’s just unfortunate that it didn’t involve her showing her meaty cunt spread open, since she’s already done playboy, you’d think she’d step up her game…

It’s so obvious, but you idiots fall for it, and apparently, so do I…

I guess last week’s picture of Adrianne Curry showing off how flexible she is got her some serious twitter attention and brought her 60,000 followers to 70,000 followrs, making her realize that a good way to get people to notice you is to post naked, or sexual pictures, which really didn’t take a genius to figure out and I’m sure when she got her breast implants and rocked her reality career she already knew that’s all we care about, especially since every girl knows nude, bikini, ass or titty pictures will get them noticed, shit is the new leggings, because the world is a gang of perverts and clothing keeps us interested in knowing what’s under the clothing…so these ass pictures are not surprising, or even really that interesting, she kinda looks like a shaved down dude, but maybe I’m just confused from hard drinking and daylights saving time, but I am posting them anyway.

You may not remember who Adrianne Curry is because she’s pretty much a fucking nobody who was on TV 10 years ago for some Next Top Model, Surreal Life and Very Brady Wedding…because she “fell in love” with one of the dude on the Brady Bunch….not that her history really matters…I was just tyring to let you know why I was posting this in case you thought I turned the site completely into pictures of everyday girls trying to be sexy and get noticed because no one has given her a big break yet…which isn’t a horrible idea for a site since millions of girls want to get noticed…but I’m lazy…and convincing girls I can help them is too time consuming since dealing with girls is like dealing with trying to change a retarded kids diaper…it’s tedious…

That said, here’s a picture this trash posted on Twitter, because those 40,000 people are all she has left these days, and I’d message her to tell her how ugly, useless and un appealing wrapping her foot behind her balding fucked up face is, but she blocked me….cuz all the low level pussy block me cuz they take themselves way too seriously…so don’t let this picture make you think she’s all sponaneous and fun, or even a circus performer worth fucking…it’s all strategic to brain wash you into remembering her…and giving her another chance despite the fact that she’s ugly….

I used to have a girl who did this shit naked for me…it was like a little circus performer and coulda been exciting if her pussy wasn’t so meaty and didn’t look like she was some kind of alien trying to eat me….making me happy this big headed curry has pants on…despite my love for pussy…cuz it just doesn’t look write in this stance…

I’ve wrote way too much on this ugly bitch, I don’t know why, but the good news it is as boring as she is…

Julien sent this in this morning and like all good friends, we share common loves and hates for the same things, today being a hate for America’s Next Top Model and Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry.

Last night I slept with this guy who had a couple of kids. It was the classic case or suburban husband is actually a raging faggot, very Desperate Housewives. While we were fucking I got to thinking about what his kids would think if they walked into us mid butt-fuck; their dad’s feet on my shoulders as I m plowing away. And I got to thinking if this is guy is a loser, closet case, homo, where does that leave his kids?

The thing is, eventually Adrienne Curry is going to have kids (that is if her vagina can hold up through these all of these years of super sluttery of course) and they are going to look up to her. She is going to be like a superhero for them and she is going to have a major impact on this child’s life. And the sad part is, that these poor kids won’t know that the most important person in their life is actually a complete and utter whore who’s claim to fame is winning a reality show about models nobody gives a fuck about.

So anyway, here is Adrienne Curry at some Playboy party dressed up like a Amazonian stripper from the year 2046. Her future kids don’t have a fucking chance.

SMOOCH!

Julien