Her name is Aisleyne Horgan Wallace and you’ve probably never heard of her, but I have. She’s some rich kid socialite from the UK, who has some important stepfather, who wanted to get a career of her own as a model, actress, Paris Hilton, so she signed up to some reality show, and showed off her ability to have pretty much no self respect while craving a lot of male attention. She’s showed up to events with her tits out, her underwear showing, and has done all she can to have people talk about her, her fake tits and heer used up pussy.
The truth is that she’s a pig faced waste of fucking space, but like all party sluts with the same self worth, she’s managed to show off her ass and fake titties again, it’s pretty much the core of her person and the only reason she gets work, and I’m going to support that, in hopes that one day we’ll meet and she’ll be nice enough to support me for being part of her quest to draw attention to herself. I am not very expensive, I just want out of this hell that I am living.
On a side note, there is a trendy club here, that I have managed to work my way into a couple of times with friends who knew people, not that getting into any club in this city is hard, everyone is relatively broke and useless, and the city is small enough to know a couple of key people, but that’s not the point, the point is that it has a similar balcony that looks over the dance floor and when I saw it for the first time, I thought i was in heaven. I looked up to the Gods while totally wasted and lookin back at me was young girls in short skirts wearing all different kinds of panties, some weren’t wearing panties at all, and as pussy, ass and thongs were being showered over me, I felt like I was in heaven, taking it all in, until a bouncer grabbed me and escorted me out for being a creep, never to be allowed back in again with nothing but memories to remember that glorious days, memories that are unfortunately sparked by this ugly slag.
This Aisleyne Horgan Wallace chick is pretty much good for one thing and that’s taking off her shirt every chance she gets to show off her fake tits that she bought herself with her trust fund money because it makes for a better investment for a slut than something useless like college. She’s from the UK and envious of all those glamour models out there and is doing all she can to get coverage and you know, I got little else to do with my time than to post this shit for you since I’ve been following her amazingly life changing career of taking off her shirt and flashing her pussy and panties for a pretty long time and I guess this is just another one of her accomplishments, like the time I won employee of the year for this site, it’s something I will definitely put on my resume, even though I have to admit the judges were a little bias since they were me.
Either way, I don’t know who is who in these pics, I just see a couple sluts, and sometimes that’s good enough and names just become irrelevant.
These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.
The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….
I spoke too soon. Once a slut always a slut. This bitch can’t get through a day without showing off her tits or box. I don’t really have much more to say about this, because I already wrote a post on these pictures here and I can only get inspired once and these tits aren’t doing it for me right now but I would be an asshole not to post them.
On a side note, not showering for 6 days in preparation of hitting the streets to panhandle has lead to a rash on my back, so if you’re reading this and taking my entrepreneurial lead in tax free money making, you may want to re-consider the approach.
Based on this slag’s herpes ridden chin, I can only assume slamming her raw dog would lead to a similar rash on your dick, but that’s an obvious joke that I shouldn’t have bothered writting. Lucky for you I don’t edit myself so you just got a taste of me sucking. It happens.
This girl may be known for being on Big Brother, but I know her as the slut who flashes her junk every chance she gets except for today, because this whore outfit is actually covering her up more than her normal upskirts and nip slip outfits she usually wears. I guess that sucks for you, but if I’d were you I’d shift my focus to actual aspects of your life that need work and not dwell on some half famous slut not exposing herself as a reason to ruin your day….
I went on a walk to the bank today because I am trying to find a way to pay for the server and figured I’d ask them for a credit card. I got stuck behind two rich mother’s talking about their kids. They were definitely not friends, but knew each other because their kids went to the same school. They were talking about a recent family tree project they had to do over the holidays and one mother was trying to put the other mother by politely saying that her kids were nothing because they didn’t add birth dates to the family tree.
I just realized how boring my story was, I was going to write about how girls who dress like sluts are usually bad in bed but when watching them politely go for each other’s throats, by attacking each other’s kids politely with a smile, thinking to themselves that the other one is a total cunt with an ugly baby, I started laughing and I never laugh. You have to be a pretty bored rich house wife to waste your fucking time fighting about family trees and school projects. I know that that meeting will lead to a discussion at dinner in both houses dissing each other to their families because that’s all he excitement they had seen for the day.
Braggin about how great your kids are is fine, I guess, but I’d rather see the whole process of them getting knocked up, but that’s just because I am a pervert and like watching people have sex, something that we will all see Aisleyne Horgan Wallace do in the next few years.
I can’t figure out who this bitch is but I found her fake myspace profile with slutty pics of her in it HERE .
I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but since I am a total pervert, I don’t really care. Seeing panties may seem pretty fucking dull but ever since starting the site I have been trying to get some upskirt glimpses. I guess I used to do it before, without much luck, I specifically remembering hangin out in the mall under the stairs until I got caught jerkin off. I am sure I’ve had other pretty exciting upskirt moments, like the time I was at a bar and the perfect coinslot was exposed to me, like a golden egg I wasn’t allowed to have, because I ruined it by pointing and showing it to my friend….but at least I have the internet and no name celebs to allow me to partially relive those glory days….
Bonus – It turns out this bitch does this often..here’s another one…
