The first post that ever got traffic on this site was of Anna Kournikova in a Yellow bikini, digging outt sand or someshit, this was back in 2004….amd in those 7 yeas she’s managed to remain hot….while I’ve just fallen into a deeper, darker place, more bored, less interested, less eager place, despite still being married to a fat slob of a woman, who I am gaining on in pant size
So here she is in her bikini with her Latin Lover, showing offf her athletic body, and I’m posting it….cuz I like white bikinis, in fact I like all bikinis, on all bodies, and I owe it to this Russian lie, American bred, tennis star for giving me this miserable existence, addicted to chasing hits, cuz one day, I may be as popular as that Anna Kournikova bikini post was so many years ago……but I doubt it….
I feel like I should do some more public service with the site, you know use my internet celebrity of one reader by giving you guys some step by step directions to get abs even if these exercises dont have a chance against your fat ass, but at least they can double as jerk off material…pretty much the basis of all exercise DVDs, shows, programs in schools, cuz if you can’t join them, you might as well jerk off to their spandex…..
Anna Kournikova, for some reason I don’t think Enrique has anything to do with, is still considered some seriosuly hot pussy with a huge fan baseand since she was the first big post on this site, wearing a yellow bikini, back in 2005, I figure we should celebrate her athlete pussy with these pictures….
Here’s the workout squat and twist feel it burn erotica…while you sit on your fat ass and wonder why you can’t get fit pussy…loser…
I didn’t get into the VMAs because no one was willing to help me because I am insignificant. I did almost die on my hitched ride home at 2 am because I didn’t really have the chance to interview the motherfuckers for sanity or to do a background check on them to see if they had a criminal record when I met them in a bar at they offered me a lift home……
Anna Kournikova did get into a bikini for Maxim, because Maxim will feature anyone because they are insignificant and holding on by a thread because they almost died or are dying thanks to the internet…..
I’ve heard people still have a thing for her….10 years too late…but they still can’t ignore that lust they once felt, so maybe Maxim isn’t all about has-beens and bottom feeders looking for attention, like the magazine version of Dancing with the Stars, but more about bitches who have fans that will never give up on them….because they are obsessive and weird…
It really doesn’t fucking matter….who fucking cares…here is the picture….
Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…
Katy Perry and Anna Kournikova were guests on the same TV show…..
Katy Perry showed up in a latex outfit trying to be sexy because she’s a fucking pig, but the nice thing about her is that she’s got pretty great tits and no matter how hard I hate her, I can appreciate tits…..She spoke about her religious upbringing, playing with balls and other boring shit…
Kournikova showed up with an American accent, spoke about girls in the locker room, neglected to talk about being a mail order bride with a gay husband…
This shit is edited hard, which is nice, cuz we don’t have to listen to their conversation…but we can try to look up their skirts…
Anna Kournikova used to be a big deal, not in terms of her tennis career, but because when watching her play tennis, guys could masturbate to the grunting sounds she made and the tennis panty flash I’ve learned to love so much that the public tennis court is now officially on my list of places to scope out pussy during the summer, usually when I’m bored of sitting outside public pools or done with the public pool cuz the pussy at the public pools is dried up or 5 and I need to switch it up, because it turns out that a lot of local tennis players are fit and pull the same seductive hustle…not that you care…you just want the official Kournikova and despite that being dull and obvious…I don’t mind delivering cuz really it gives me something to do while sitting on the couch that is a little more stimulating than staring at the wall…..
Anna Kournikova is pregnant, so these may be some of the last pictures of her ass you can comfortably jerk off to without thinking off all the shit that’s been passing through it, because she’s eating for two now,or before she wrecks herself and by herself I mean her birth canel and young tight body, like the bulldog I ran into on the street with the droopiest vagina in the world, I’m talking dog lip draggin on the pavement behind the fuckin’t thing had 2 litters naturally, when usually bulldogs do C-Sections, not that I am a vet, but because I had to ask the dude why his dog’s pussy looked like that and whether I should call the PETA because motherfucker was doing impure things to it at night…
Either way, there will alway be people willing to jerk off to her, because some people love pregnant chicks, so I guess for them, this isn’t the end, it is the beginning….
Here’s everyone’s favorite child sex trade escape artist, turned to sport at 9 instead of being a 65 year old man’s little wives, Anna Kournikova. She’s looking nice and skinny, reminiscent of communist Russia, when she would have to wait in line for a stale loaf of bread designated to feed her family of 6 for 3 weeks, or maybe like some Russian Jews after rockin’ the concentration camp a few months and I like it. It’s that level of starvation that screams desperation, you know like “help me mister, I’m so fuckin’, hungry”, pretty much giving you the okay to fuck her throat, making her gag, but never making her puke since her stomach is empty….not that I have ever made a girl gag, I’m just not built like that, but you get what I am sayin, she’s skinny and I like it. Leave me alone.
Anna Kournikova did some ads for K-Swiss. I didn’t realize K-Swiss was still around. I haven’t seen that shit since the gangsters in my neighborhood stocked up on them back in the late 90s because they were on sale. Does anything more really need to be said about this? I don’t think so.
I hate Jimmy Fallon’s show, I like QuestLove from the Roots, but I find Jimmy Fallon a total piece of fucking shit. He isn’t funny. His jokes are bullshit and motherfucker’s trying too fucking hard and needs to get himself a real writing staff, because motherfucker just laughs at himself, can’t tell a fucking joke and pisses me off.
So, I can’t stomach his show, and I did watch it the first week, but that was just to hate on him via twitter, hoping to crack his concentration and get him off the air. I failed, but still waiting for him to acknowledge I exist.
That said, he had Anna Kournikova on and she looked amazing in her black dress, she’s a hot Russian I would have loved to mail order, if she didn’t use sports to escape the communist rule.
They played Beer Pong, cuz he’s and idiot and tries to play games with the people he interviews and I guess he’s also trying to connect to the college kids, something I can relate to, because I always want to connect my dick at the very least with college kids, while giving his advertisers constant shout outs because he’s trying to survive, something I can’t relate to.
This is the video, I didn’t watch it, even though she looks amazing, but I did get to the point where she says Bananus and I liked it….
Today I learned that some thigns never change. First I discovered that Anna Kournikova, a moused faced tennis pro everyone wanted to fuck years ago stays skinny and fit even though she probably doesn’t have to and then I discovered that small dogs still seem to be a gay man magnet because the last 3 times I’ve walked my wife’s dog today, I’ve had at least one gay dude serenade me with questions about the dog, leading to them complimenting my eyes or my broad stature or some sexual innuendos I pretend I don’t quite grasp but know what they are getting at because they assume I’m a poofter too, proving that gay people will fuck anything that dresses in pants and small dogs haven’t lived down the stereotype that comes with them. Unfortunately, I still look too creepy and straight to have hot unsuspecting girls fall for the same homo trick, you know the one where you play gay to gain their trust then switch out on them when they are drunk claiming their pussy is the first pussy you’ve ever wanted to lick for hours on end.
For the record, I didn’t go through with the back alley dog walking blowjob, even though I probably should of, I hear it takes someone who owns a dick to really know how to work a dick….but then again I was told that by a sexual deviant fag trying to lure me into the dark side. Ok, enough of this story. Here’s Anna Kournikova’s tight body……
Here’s Anna Kournikova, one of the better things that has come out of the Soviet since the Cold War. Sometimes I feel like I live in a communist Russia. I have a shitty one room apartment that is more dingy than my whore wife’s period panties that were once white and now, 6 years later, are a weird blue color. I have rationed bread and toilet paper because my wife beats me to the shit, and we don’t have money to buy more. I have no spending money and last week, my wife makes me wear grey prison uniform when I am in the house because I had no clothes and she found it at the vintage store and thought it would be funny.
Today I went to make myself some instant coffee because I am poor and spent 2 weeks worth of spending money last night alone and can’t afford my Starbucks now that my free hook-up decided to move up the corporate ladder and took a job over at a Subway. As I was pouring the boiling water in a glass cup because we don’t have coffee mugs, not even the paper ones I stole from the AA meeting I forgot to write about last week, that turned out to be a depressing party, and the fucking thing just exploded in my hand, like I can’t even make a fucking coffee without God trying to kill me with broken glass and boiling water….
I don’t really know where I am going with this, but here are some pics of Anna Kournikova lookin’ hot in Maxim.
Anna Kournikova put professional tennis on the map for me, because before her, I didn’t think girls played sports. Sure there was figure skating, synchronized swimming, dancing and doing the laundry, but nothing I wanted anything to do with. I mean I had accidentally seen lesbian Martina Navratilova playing once before Anna hit the scene, but she wasn’t really a good selling point for the highly sexual nature of the sport and just made me believe I was watching some kind of gender war where a man in a skirt dominated the court sent the girl on the other side of the net back to her husband to make babies because there was no place for her in sports. That was more of a fight for a cause and not as much of the erotic experience of seeing a tight bodied Russian girl whimper her way out of communism with her solid swing, panty ass flashing and grunts that were reminiscent of a girl losing her anal virginity.
Here she is, still going strong, still tight bodied, in a bikini for a magazine photoshoot.
Speaking of girls in sports – here’s the WNBA Fight everyone’s been talking about – not that girls in the WNBA are actually girls, but it’s still worth a watch.
I like girls who work out and have prison tattoos it reminds me of the army, not that I was ever in the army but I like to pretend I was when crawling through my neighbors window to steal his daughter’s panties. It’s makes the whole experience so much more fun, because I know he’s down on his luck and would sell me the shit if I just offered him a couple of bucks or some of my old empties, but the truth is it’s not as exciting as putting on war paint and a pair of cargo pants to really feel like my life has a purpose and that I am on some special operative sting.
Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova showing off her fit body and prison tattoos while running a triathalong an that is a lot better than looking at a lazy Kim Kardashian sitting on her fat rich ass. Truth is that I am pretty envious of anyone who is even capable of walking up a flight of stairs without throwing up from exhaustion, like my wife usually does and soon I will be doing, because it turns out after living with someone for a long time, you pick up their disgusting habits, and my wife’s got a whole barrel of fucking disgusting that will lead to my early retirement from this life, unfortunately we won’t be having a party with a golden handsake, maybe just a golden shower all over my tombstone. I guess I have a lot in more in common with Kardashian than I thought….
