The thing I like about Britney Spears is that I feel she’d be a great person to run around town late at night doing fecal art with…you know murals on store windows painted with our own shit….like a group of insane people in the institution lookin’ for a creative release but given no resources for fear will kill ourselves our each other with actual paint brushes….
The thing I don’t like about Britney is that she’s tamed the fuck down…and isn’t out flashing her snatch or titties like she used to…she’s not shaving her head in mental breakdowns that would leave a normal person in a padded room and she’s just not delivering the good times she once did….
I need her to let loose a little to win me over…all this watching her every step is fucking depressing.
Everyone knows Britney Spears has a dumpy body. I don’t really need to bother writing about the shit, since you can just look at the pictures and see it….it’s one of those pictures shows a thousand dimples on a pig of person jacked on meds to make a lot of other people alot of money while sacrificing herself for the cause’s thigh….Good times…
It’s common knowledge that Britney Spears is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is definitely medicated and addicted to whatever medication that may be, because that’s how her handlers manager her and make sure she has no outburst when she’s out….a smile and nod kind of puppet designed to make a lot of people a lot of fucking money.
It is also common knowledge that Courtney Love is a crackhead who may or may not be addicted to actual crack, but who is probably more into heroin.
What is not common knowledge is that they are the same fucking person…or at least they look like they are in these pictures…that are both creepy, reminiscent of Jean Benet Ramesy the adult pill popping version….and bot cuz a medicated bitch always lets you do what you want to them….
I haven’t figured out why I am posting this bullshit, because it fucking bores me to see. Maybe I’ve been doing this too long, or maybe I’m desensitized, or maybe Britney’s not all that fucking hot and I could go to my local park and see hotter pussy in a bikini, or maybe I get the PR game of getting in bikinis to get noticed and the whole thing is dull….
When it comes to Britney, I need mental breakdowns that involve shit smeared war painted face and naked body while performing a puppet show with her vagina, making it look like her cunt is lip syncing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and until that happen, I will be disappointed in pretty much everything this trash does.
Hollywood needs new blood. Not more true blood. New blood…..of hot young pussy who don’t start out as mentally case sluts, but who gradually get destroyed enough to become that….you know, kinda taking us on a ride and keeping us interested.
What it all comes down to, is that I need new hobbies…
I don’t know about this Britney Bikini shit…it’s one of those I prefer the useless, damaged mom pussy in clothes, because her body looks fat, sloppy, maybe even angry, and it is not something I feel like crawling up and dying inside of…
Sure, crazy pussy is generally fun. It does crazy things and fucks in crazy ways and the fear it brings keeps things fresh and exciting, but not when it is medicated and controlled by it’s dad because this crazy pussy, unlike the bitch who throws feces all over the laundry room in my building, is so managed that her glassed over eyes I can tell are screaming for help can react to the voices in it’s crazy head….
Either way, put some clothes on, or pull some stunts…cuz this corporate Britney sucks.
Sure, Britney in a bikini isn’t that amazing to look at if you are into girls with tight, little, hot bodies, and not girls who look like tanks, but there’s so much more to these pictures than a sloppy looking fat bitch that make the shit amazing, mainly how broken down she is emotionally and how unstable she is mentally, all because her family made a whore out of her at a young age that now she’s pretty much just given the fuck up and just lets them cart her around like some kind of puppet….and I like girls who don’t put up a fight and just embrace their medicated coma….especially when they are half naked, or with my dick inside them…
I feel like Britney Spears is this emotionally unstable mess thanks to being wrecked by everyone around her at a young age and now those same people are feeding her pills to shut her the fuck up and glass over her eyes so she doesn’t do anything crazy, like an autistic kid or some shit who you feed candy so he doesn’t freak the fuck out, cuz it is the only thing that soothes him and keeps him relaxed and calm, only instead of candy it’s blended coffee drink, and knowing all this makes it so fucking hot to see, cuz without her handlers and her frap, she’s naked, screaming and smearing shit on her bedroom walls cuz she thinks fecal art is the only art, or what I like to call, the best sex ever….cuz fucking crazy people is the best kind of fucking…especially when they are popstars…
So here is her hot mom ass in shorts making me horny for another mental breakdown episode I can masturbate to.
The good thing about SPANX and a team of stylists trying to make you come across put together, normal and not totally distrubed, broken, damaged, unstable, fucked up, psychotic, bi-polar, hired by the same people who exploited you when you were a kid, milked you for as much as they could, made you dance like a little monkey cuz they made you and figured they can use you however they seem fitting, without thinking about the future or the consequences, is that your big dirty mom ass can look like it is worth digging into and eating like it was a spit-pig back home in the trailer park backyard on trailer park day….
If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the memory of smells no one should ever smell so that you can reflect on it for the rest of your fucking life…almost like a catalog or menu of fine wines, or expensive perfumes, only the totally unhygienic, plumes of disgusting varieties of disease and feces in a I can’t believe I stuck my dick in that and didn’t die despite the close calls, version….and between you and me, I’d probably do it all again, cuz I just can’t help but shove my fucking face in vile to relive the glory days, seriously, sometimes I have to put myself on a leash at the dog park….
Short dresses are amazing….Seriously. Endless days of mine are spent at the bottom of staircases…making stairs the best invention since short dresses….woah…I just confused myself.
It is not Britney porn unless there is Starbucks Frappacino’s in the picture and her nipples are actin’ crazier than her facial expressions which aren’t nearly as crazy as her brain/personality and seeing these pictures just upsets me, cuz I know if she didn’t has as many handlers as she does, she wouldn’t be sedated and she would be producing amazingness, whether it was porn, or just paparazzi video of her doing a puppet show in front of the mirror at a department store, it would be far more life changing than this shit….It’s like they’ve fucked a girl up for money, and now they are trying to pretend shit isn’t fucked up, repressing the goods which takes away from the whole point of fucking them up by making them rich and famous in the first place….serious fucking waste.
I have no fucking idea what is going on in these pictures…I just know the shit is fucking amazing…Britney Spears has finally brought back what she’s good at and that’s losing her fucking shit…Part of me wants to know what triggered this…was it a bad Starbucks experience cuz she went with the Vanilla Bean Latte instead of her regular Mocha, or is there more to the story…I need to see this in video to either try to understand what the deal is but mainly to laugh at or jerk off to which is a nice change of pace as I normally cry when I jerk off…and that’s really all I have to say about that…
I remember when there were all these rumors that Britney Spears had implants. I always wondered who the backwoods cross-eyed inbred plastic surgeon she went to for her implants was and why they hadn’t revoked his license cuz his craftmanship is the kind of work you’d expect to find on 20/20 or Dateline NBC when they are doing an investigative report on people who go to third world countries for sex changes on a budget and end up getting butchered….cuz last time I checked, Britney was a money making machine who could afford the best tits money can buy, not the gutter shit you find in your stripclub that look like volleyballs, or the implants she has that makes her tits look like they’ve been a mom of two cuz her nipples are just all over the motherfucker…and since she is a mom of two, I think it’s safe to say these aren’t a bad tit job, but just bad tits….but I guess they are worth posting for old times…I am nostalgic like that.
Yep, she’s still got saggy uneven tits, and her nipples still have a fucking mind of their own, which I guess is a good thing, because I wouldn’t be comfortable masturbating to them knowing they were running off a retard…it’s one of those things I have always felt guilty about, mainly after completion, I guess it was from the empty stares I’d get when I’d prop a retard up in her wheelchair spread eagle while I went to town on myself…but it could also have to do with the fact that they just can’t say no….either way, mind of their own or not, these shits are still retarded, but some of you may be into that….cuz retard tits are all you know…
I may hate fat chicks, but I love me some fat thighs. Actually, I don’t…but what the fuck do you expect with pictures of Britney Spears in shorts, you know since she’s sloppy as fuck and has been the last 5 years. I know people like to say that all girls have cellulite, and that it’s just a hormonal thing women have cuz they need the extra fat to support a healthy pregnancy or some bullshit that fat chicks invented, cuz I know I’ve seen my fair share of bitches with eating disorders, who I like to think have their values in place, and their skin never falls off the fuckin’ bone like the meat on some slow cooked ribs…and maybe that’s the missing link to why black dudes like fat chicks…cuz it reminds them of their chicken and ribs….and black dudes love their BBQ…and apparently so does Britney Spears.
I am always amazed by Britney Spears’ nipples because one is always aiming in another direction than the other, like siblings who can’t stand each other, and who insist on being as far away as possible from each other, despite being forced to live in the same home. If that makes sense, which it probably doesn’t, but that’s okay because either do her nipples…and keeping everything confusing keeps this post consistent….
