I have seen menopausal women many times before…and if they aren’t round butterball turkey looking motherfuckers…but instead the kind of menopausal woman who tries to take care of herself by hitting the gym hoping at least one low level trainer will pretend to want to fuck her in exchange for 100 dollars a session….you know the kind of menopausal woman who is trying to hold onto her youth and who wants to maintain her looks so hard she’s on special diets cuz her life revolves around being attractive, only to be counter productive thanks to all the hard living pretty much turning herself into a dude cuz of all the weight training and from her tired uterus from all the abortions, contraceptives and HPV have taken their toll and can’t produce lady hormones anymore….but I’m just speculating based on her rectangular shape…
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I know, I know, 10 years too late…but these legs go on for days and I couldn’t help but throw these pics up for old times….cuz this tall, thin, once luxurious and tight, now weathered and used pussy still has some kind of appeal..mainly that soon she will lonely and desperate enough to release videos of her getting fucked…trying to hold onto her fame she once had…but I doubt that’ll ever happen…so this may be as good as it fucking gets….tragic.
I am all for seeing pics of anyone in a bikini, especailly Cameron Diaz, because I’ve always thought she had it going on a decade ago and she carried herself into old age pretty fucking gracefully, that was before seeing these pictures of her ripped, thick barrel-chested Mickey Rourke lookin’ body.
Seriously, I don’t think this is even a chick anymore….sure it’s in a bikini….but I’m not convinced until I see pussy lip.
It is your thanksgiving and I figure why should I bother trying to post, no one is going to read it, but then I remembered that the world is not based on fucking America and since I have no readers on a regular day, nothing changes come Holidays….
So here are some pics of Cameron Diaz giving thanks that she’s got tons of money and access to Botox, cuz bitch is old.
These pics are shitty, but at least she’s not fat like most 40 year old pussy that didn’t make a living off their looks, who never married and never got knocked up, cuz they feared getting old and becoming irrlevant…I guess we can thank Hollywood for that, cuz without it, god fucking knows that kind of pig behind the counter at WalMart Cameron Diaz would be.
Not that it matters. Happy Thanksgiving America. Celebrating Natives who are shitty at real estate deals with Turkey meals and football makes total sense to me…but not as much as Cameron Diaz hiding her menopause body while trying to hang onto her youth…but not in a fun, careless sex tape way, but in a covering her menopausal body way. Boring.
Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit.
So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….
Cameron Diaz looks like she got a couple fresh shots of BOTOX for this bullshit press tour they are doing for their bullshit movie that I’ve heard way too much about already and shit only premiered last night.
They are pushing it harder than Cameron Diaz pushes her face to smile, or Tom Cruise tries to push his heterosexuality…even though everyone sees past the lie and smells the fucking bullshit…
The people behind the movie went so far as to invite press from around the world to do stunts from the movie like car chases and 180s in cars and jumping building to building with Tom and Cameron to make sure they feel like they had the experience of a lifetime so that this bullshit movie gets written about….There are posters, billboards..the whole thing screams that it’s a horrible waste of time….but people are going to see it….and the only thing I really like about it are her legs.
You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care….
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It’s like watching a candle during a boring dinner conversation with your wife during a power failure cuz you didn’t pay your utility bill…You know seeing something put together slowly turn into a pile of fucking mush….not that bitch is ugly…it’s just that now she’s a hot older lady instead of hot young pussy I wanted to explore…but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t die at 30, even if 90 percent of your sex appeal does….
So here are some pics of her face melting into old age and the whole thing is kinda depressing because I remember her being hot young pussy…meaning I’m probably melting too…but I’m an irrelevant dude and I’ve realized I’m dying on the inside long ago….not some starlet people used to masturbate to like Cameron Diaz and these disappointing pics reminding us that all good pussy comes to an end…
I got this weird thing where I find Cameron Diaz hot even though I know she’s nothing but an old and botoxed to shit…Maybe it’s her tall thin body, or the fact that she looks like she’s open minded to getting fucked up the ass, or the fact that her long legs look like they’d made a good scarf that would leave me tasting remnants of Justin Timberlake and the wide variety of cock that years of being hot celebrity pussy has left stained inside her….so even boring pics of her excite me, especially when she seems like she’s distraught.
The producers of this new Cameron Diaz movie have the right idea. Not only have they cast Justin Timerblake, her ex boyfriend, as her new love interest for publicity. Something that I am sure Jessica Biel would be upset about if Hollywood wasn’t filled with bullshit publicist co-ordinated relationships for these insecure, self-conscious whores, but more importantly if Jessica Biel didn’t have a cock…knowing that there was know way homosexual Timberlake would go back to pretending to be Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, now that he’s got a bitch who makes him feel like the bitch he is, without the world knowing how gay the shit actually is….but they also dress her proper, which is what matters here, since upset jealous girlfriends isn’t really what I do here, but checking out exposed body is….
So here she is Cameron Diaz showing off her amazing legs in this amazing outfit and that’s a good thing no matter how close to 40 this bitch is.
I’ve always been down for a little Cameron Diaz peeping. Sure she’s not the typical dirtbag whore I am actually into exchanging fluids with for very little money, but there’s just something about her that I think is amazing and it’s not that she comes across as the girl who would take a picture of her shit to show you in excitement, or the fact that she probably watches sports and farts, it’s got more to do with tall, long celebrity legs, so when I first saw these pictures I thought she was in some dominatrix shit, but then I realized she wasn’t, and now I am bored, so it’s time to move on.
I don’t know who owns these bikini pictures, but I know the paparazzi, especially the paparazzi I don’t work with, are fucking scummy bottom feeding pieces of fucking shit.I have had years of fights with, so I can only assume they’re going to send lawyers letters by the end of the day to take these down cuz I don’t have the right to post them or some bullshit, even though I don’t think they should have the right to take them, because they monetize on breaking laws like criminals by climbing into trees, jumping fences, invading privacy and killing Princess Diana before dating Britney Spears to get the fucking pics….
So until I hear otherwise, I am gonna assume these pics were taken by some random dude who posted them to his facebook, I mean there’s no way they are professional shots, just look how shitty they are, but trust me…I will hear otherwise…because these people are fucking vultures…so take it in while you can…
I bet Tom Cruise didn’t get a boner having a girl rub up so closely to him. if anything it was fucking up with how good the vibrations of the bike felt up against his balls while he was thinking about all those late night bareback riding sessions he used to have wearing his leather chaps with all his gay biker riding buddies….
With a title like Cameron Diaz and her Ice Cream Cone, you’d expect something a little more perverted that her making some stupid fucking face like some kind of fucking clown at the fucking park trying to make little kids laugh and have a good time like some kind of fucking pervert who should be locked while actually scaring the fucking shit out of them cuz no one likes fucking clowns…..
See I expected her to be sucking the shit, or at least have it dripping off her hispanic lips and down her hispanic chin dripping into her cleavage like shit was mainlined out of Justin Timberlake’s ball sack cuz he is the last celebrity I remember hearing about her fucking, not that it mattters, if anything if these pictures were any good, you coulda pretended that you were the source for the mess on her face, but instead it is this bullshit that doesn’t make for an erotic of an experience as hanging outside the ice cream parlor on a hot summer date, but I guess disappointment is what Cameron Diaz does these days….
Here are some boring ass pictures of Cameron Diaz. I guess it is safe to say that she inherited this ass from the white side of her family, cuz I’ve never met a hispanic who has had so little booty that the shit looks like it’s been kicked in by a fucking donkey, then again I’ve never met a Hispanic with legs like this bitch, so I guess it all evens out in the end, but it’s still fucking boring and doesn’t deserve to be posted, but I’ve got pretty shitty quality control over here possibly due to running off a few hours of broken sleep thanks to my wife’s snoring and a cocaine induced insomnia cuz the shit was probably cut with speed…but most likely due to not giving a fuck….so here are the boring ass pics of Cameron Diaz…
