Charlotte church is a fat bitch who sings opera, there’s nothing unusual about a fat girls and opera, but there is something unusual about fat girls and bikinis, it’s something that should never really happen, even when you are a slut like Charlotte, who fucks like a champ and doesn’t discriminate. Yes this girl is damaged goods, and no self respecting white guy will hit it, not that any of you have anything to worry about, self respect is someting you’re not too familiar with.

I guess she took “it aint over til the fat lady sings to heart” cuz when she was tired of being famous and wanted a family…she just ate and ate and ate herself into a disgusting mess she felt the need to prance around in bikinis…really securing the fact that she was totally not relevant cuz even her bikini pics were disgusting….and I guess she’s on a comeback tour cuz she’s slimmed down a lot from the slop she was…and she’s getting the paparazzi shooting pics of her…and it all screams album dropping in the next few months…but since you like fat chicks, cuz they have tits, here are some of the pics that I don’t have the rights to post from the other day….

I guess this is “It all starts over again when the fat lady sheds some weight and needds to make money to pay for her kids education cuz she has a lifestyle she is used to to maintain”

The cool shit about Charlotte Church is that she has cankles. A woman with cankles is usually not seen as a cool thing until it comes to moving day and you need someone to help you carry down the heavy boxes or move the fridge if you are one of those rich people who owns a fridge. A solid grip on the floor is more than I can say for myself because I have vertigo and after living with a waste of space of a woman, seeing one who can lift gets me going….

I like that she is wearing bondage gear, pretending that she wasn’t banging a black dude and was more into white guys who cut themselves and like to get spanked, not that that is a bag thing.

I don’t think her banging the balck dude is bad, she’s thick and needs more dick that an white guy can off but I do think being a white dude who thinks he is black is bad because those are the guys who can’t handle me checking out their bitches while the black dudes are beggin me to so they get their cut.

I guess that could be seen as racist by it is 6 am and I don’t think racism exists before noon, it’s kinda like my drinking habits….If that didn’t make sense, I’d say I forgive you but know you aren’t reading this and I don’t blame you for that. Cuddles.