I don’t understand a lot about fat chicks and I’m married to a fat chick…not that that would make me understand the breed any better…it’s just that I always see these fat chicks in leggings….when you’d think legggins is the one thing, along with naked, fat chicks should avoid….I don’t know if they think it is slimming, even it it just emphaises all that is wrong with their bodies or if it is easier for them to stomach a stretched out XL than a pair of pants with an actual button and zipper that are less forgiving…or if the bitches feel like if they dress fit people will perceive them as fit….but I do know that I don’t have the power to stop them, so I might as well join them….and embrace this shit…even if I can’t get my arms around the shit….and know I’ll never fully accept..but luckily fat chicks are virtually invisible to me…and hardly ever pop up on my radar…except when I’m face to face with them and my “Fight or Flight” response kicks in….FOLLOW ME
I’m not American and apparently either is Christina Aguilera, cuz otherwise she’d know the words….
I can assume has been too busy eating her weight in food to take the 10 minutes it takes to memorize a song you normally have ingrained in your every inch cuz you’re American…this is shit you learn at a young age so you remember how proud you are…that is when your youth isn’t robbed of you for the personal gain of your mother who figures it’s easier to whore your kid out than to whore yourself out….
This is probably old news by now, since every American is watching the superbowl and probably very offened this first generation would piss on a nation on its proudest day, on its proudest Texan soil…she might as well shoulda come our dressed like an arab with a burning flag.
Let’s hope this ruins her…get her blacklisted and forces her to move to Canada cuz her voice is irritating….
Christina Aguilera botched the national anthem something fierce before the Super Bowl. Aguilera started out all right, but she had a problem with the ramparts — specifically, the “O’er the ramparts we watched” line, which she left out altogether. ..
Aguilera tried to make up for it by combining two lines — “What so proudly we watched,” instead of “What so proudly we hailed”, but let’s just say that it was too late to reverse the error. Twitter blew up, and all Aguilera could do was to oversing every word from there on out, which she most certainly did.
Here is Will.I.Am ripping off Daft Punk’s Show from 4 years ago, cuz Will.I.Am is about as creative as Ripping off a bunch of Electro DJs gets…#fullofshit
Everyone cares that Eminem did this Ad for Detroit….cuz he’s the only idiot rich enough to leave Detroit who stays in Detroit….
Because he did another commercial saying he doesn’t do commercial…
And Kim Kardashian – Despite being Fat – Promotes Heath Products – in Spandex
This is hysterical. It’s almost like a clown car at the fucking circus. You know Ripley’s believe it or not’s fattest pussy found in the depths of the whore house…..
I feel like some kind of explorer who just landed on some heavily traveled path, scared of unfamiliar diseases, disgusted by what must be nuclear damaged, yet appreciating every nook and cranny, every lip fold and clip mound, because pussy is a magincal thing…
This pussy is MASSIVE. Maybe it’s pregnancy, maybe it’s overeating, maybe it is abuse, maybe she’s the kind of bitch who uses those pussy pumps to swell the shit up for obscure fetishists. Maybe it’s prolapsed due to disease or forcing too hard when she pees. I’m not a doctor, I just know shit needs it’s own TV show….
I love cameltoe, especially when it comes with such force and conviction, like it really fucking means it…
I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all
Fat Christina Aguilera’s gotta do better than a see through shirt with a black bra to win us back.
I live in Canada and she looks like the serious French trash you see serving hot dogs cuz their career as strippers didn’t work out too well for them.
I’m talking hard faced, damaged bodies, random kids with random people, and shitty fake tits, fake hair, bad make-up…
I get what she’s doing here. She is trying to draw as much attention to Burlesque as possible because it’s all she has going for her and it is her first movie role.
Showing her bra is cheap strategy. It’s like how that same french trash whore likes getting fucked up the ass on the first night you meet her. It gets you excited because you don’t realize she has other motives like not getting knocked up, making the whole thing substantially less special….
But I am glad she’s showing something to distract me to how brokendown and fat she is….but if she actually wanted attention, she’d be showing unshaven mom pussy….I’m sure that time will come…and I’ll probably be here waiting…unless my body finally gives out on me and I die…only time will tell….
What a fucking disaster…both her and her den mother…
I don’t get what’s going on with Christina Aguilera, I just know that it’s fucking weird. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Pretty much all of her is shit. From her fucked uo looking face that may or may not have been accidented, to her sloppy, thick, fat girl body, it’s just a fucking mess on some retired stripper recovering from a meth addiction by replacing it with a donut addiction picking up her half black kid at school look and I am really not into it….I like my strippers young and fresh faces just doing it to get by who are dabbling with E and Speed but haven’t yet gone meth deep…..
I don’t get why she’s not showing off her fake tits at the Burlesque bottom feeding to get attention for their shitty movie tour, cuz at least when she does that like she was Katy Perry I can distract myself from everything horrible about her that I just can’t ignore when her tits are being neglected…not that you care….you’d fuck anything…so here she is lookin’ like shit.
This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…
Where there is old dead nipple , there’s Christina Aguilera’s Whore Tits spilling out of her dress…not quite like the night her married fat ass got knocked up while shooting this movie and her husband was at home totally unsuspecting…
She’s old, tired, thick and looks like she belongs in a trailer park. Serious trash that I guess I’d expect to get knocked up by another dude while married…cuz that’s just what her fake tits and shitty hair tells me…
She really looks like a cheap grade stripper I’d pay for a lap dance cuz I felt bad that her dreams as a Vegas showgirl didn’t work out for her.
She’s been getting bad press for leaving her husband cuz he’s ugly and cuz she cheated on him on set of some shitty movie I will probably end up seeing because their PR tricks are so captivating….
I mean releasing pics, staging divorces and sex scandals. Hollywood is a fucking joke. I believe none of it.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to fuck her for old times….but this washed up chunky garbage is not what I’d be thinking of while doing it….Genie in a bottle baby…gotta rub me the right way…the way I used to rub me when watching your music video before I knew what internet was….
These are too non nude for me to care. If anything they are boring. I like my sexting a litte more vagina spread open…but you can see some x-tina implant nipple.
Christina Aguilera is in the same movie as Cher and she has clearly allowed herself to be very influenced by the bitch. Maybe it had to do with Cher’s impact on the music world, her longevity in the industry, her success in the Gay market, the condition of her body in her 60s, or the fact that she’s got a lesbian turned dude daughter/son which is a world Christina Aguilera’s been rumored to exploring with lesbian turned dude Samantha Ronson….
I just know that she must have hired her stylist or plastic surgeon or make up artist cuz she looks like a fucking monster…just like her Den Mother Cher…
All tis to say, that this is not the Aguilera I used to imagine being a genie in a cage in a basement I only feed once a week to keep her weak enough not to fight while I try to feed her other things
I know there are Rumors of Christina Aguilera being a dyke with Sam Ronson and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually getting down like that, it’s been proven she likes really strange looking things that are Jewish…not to mention publicity and shocking the world about her sexuality like a low grade Madonna in the 80s is her thing and she’s here with Nicole Richie who is part of that Sam Ronson crew….
However, it wouldn’t really explain why she looks pregnant and in maternity clothes, unless of course she’s eating her emotions to deal with eating nasty pussy, in a “where has my life gone and what has it become” kind of depression I’m sure you deal with daily. I don’t because I drink.
Either way, I know you fat American trash love you some big fat women who look like Anna Nicole Smith, because that’s just part of your fucking heritage, and you think big tits conquer all, even if they are attached to a fucking cow in a muumuuu….
Here she is at the premiere of her movie with Cher….Burlesque….She is a fucking tank…
Here’s a little Cher to scare us a little more…
Here is some more X-TIna getting a star on hollywood blvd that she paid for cuz that’s how it works…..
I emailed Samantha Ronson to ask her if she fucked Christina Aguilera, because if she did, I need her to give me private lessons in eating pussy, cuz 10 years ago I made a bet with someone that I’d fuck Aguilera one day in my life and 6 years ago, I made a bet with someone else that I’d fuck Lohan at one point in my life..these are the only two celebrity pussy bets I’ve ever made and not the only two celebrity pussies I’ve wanted to slam….and realistically, I still I may win cuz I’m not dead yet but their careers are…only I never anticipated so much competition coming from a skinny lookin dude with a pussy who DJs to fuck up my hustle. Seriously, she moves in on everything I want to move in on….and I think she’s doing it on purpose…
On a sidenote, Ronson told TMZ she isn’t banging Aguilera…because Ronson is scared of Lohan and knows if Lohan finds out, there’s going to be serious bloodshed….She’s had a taste of prison and now she knows how to get rid of a body…seriously…she’s dangerous…
Here are some Christina Aguilera and her married mom going through a divorce body…looks like she’s taken to “eating” for support…. in more ways than one.
This seems about right….Bitch leaves her weird monster looking husband….because she’s a lesbian….or at least that’s what people were reporting…in this whole elaborate publicity stunt….So she decides to dress in a skimpy outfit, show off her tits and curvy mom body, cuz that’s what single bitches do…especially when they break up with their boyfriends or husbands… they turn into little fucking sluts who work out and go out to get all the male attention they can to feel as hot as they did when they were 22 before they stupidly got married to some monster looking motherfucker and I’m pretty into it.
Recently single girls are the best kind of girls cuz they want every dick they can find inside them and they are generally still in relationship sex mode that usually involves not using condoms…at least for the first few months…
No condoms is always something I like to get behind, ontop of and underneath cuz I don’t have fear of STDs, I figure if I haven’t already got it living the dirty life I live, I might as well keep trying, not to mention it is statistically a gay disease and even if you catch it you can live 25-40 years with AIDS meds, and it’s hardly even an issue, stigma or even disease, when your obesity says you only have 5-7 years to live…and as long as you don’t get tested..ignorance is bliss…
We call it stupid logic influenced by loving a warm wet dick that’s not in
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I know these pumpkin patch pictures are from the other day. I also know that alll pumpkin patch pictures are a key ingredient in a publicist’s todo list every year. I guess it is because it shows their parental/family side of the celebrity, but I think it’s just a traditional photo-op and there are always tons of paparazzi there….It gives something for the magazines to write about…and I guess Christina Aguilera’s people want to communicate how despite the divorce, she’s still a good mother with her priorities in order, there for her kid….only we all know in 14 years, little Max is going to blame himself for the divorce, making him just another kid from a divorced family, with tons of stupid issues, drug addictions, self-destructive for attention behavior and a dream thatone day his parents will get back together for him….unless of course a quality stepfather steps in, making the monster dad no one understands obsolete as he always should have been…..I nominate me.
I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me….
