Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman….
She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it……
She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life…….
She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs….
Coco is ridiculous….and I don’t mean it in a “look at that ass, it is ridiculous” kinda way…I mean ridiculous like ridiculous was meant to be used…..
She is not a good thing….
Sure a huge part of me loves to watch girls slut out like this….all trashy in clothes from the sex store…stupid costumes that are a fucking novelty…showing off their bodies and objectifying themselvs…..but I prefer it when they have to be doing it….you know to pay the bills….not when they have other options….
So I’m torn…I love looking at sluts, when they are desperate and need to be sluts, or really under all circumstances….cuz all girls should flaunt their shit…but I don’t like looking at Coco….for anything by comedic purposes…
It is probably cuz Coco is huge…..Thick and whether her ass implant and tit implants try to balance that shit out…or she goes out to the gym and works out….I get why her husband is a black man….cuz they love this kind of white meat….where as I just find it pretty vile….I wouldn’t even get a lap dance from, this bitch if she was working my strip club….
Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket.
Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right?
Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about…
Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….
For some reason…..I knew these pics were coming…maybe I was on Coco’s twitter….or maybe I read it somewhere… you know since she’s the new fat ass Kardashian with a reality show….and it doesn’t matter where she mentioned something about sky yoga where she hang from the ceiling….it just matters that she posted the pics….
This is workout is a weird hippie trend in Hollywood…and even Belladonna famous for being the dirtiest bitch in porn showed off her new skill of sky dancer…..at the AVNs while I thought to myself that this is some gay shit that is far more interesting when she is being the dirtiest bitch in porn….
But I guess seeing Coco’s ass defy gravity in some retarded sport is amazing…but then again….It always amazes me when fat ass chicks are athletic…it seems so unnatural….like everything else about Coco.
This actually happened? I believe it…but just don’t want to believe it…This is fucking insane….not in a good way…in a riduclous when shit like this happens on TV….I know that America is fucking doomed….kinda way…
Firstly, poeple like Coco don’t belong on TV…they aren’t meant to be famous…they are whores…or strippers who fuck famous people…leave it at that…sure throw them on some obscure cable TV show like she is a Kardashian…but interviewing her like she matters is just stupid and undeserved….
Secondly, the show Doctors, which I’ve never seen but assume is meant to help people on health issues, shouldn’t be doing bottom feeding tabloid shit like blogs do to get ratings….they are already on fucking TV….isn’t that enough for these assholes!?
Thirdlyy, America love tabloids…there are so many people with interesting thoughts, philosophers, writers, satirists, with knowledge, concepts, humor that provokes though…and they can’t get heard but Coco showing the world that she’s got a Fat ass gets air time….it is polluting us all….totally offensive…
Lastly, and most importantly, she’s not even hot…she’s a fucking clown…
“Wasn’t she the girl who could sing high pitched or something”….it pretty much the words of genius that came out of Coco’s hooker/stripper mouth when asked about Whitney at the Grammy’s….
I didn’t think she was the brain…she’s more of the ridiculous tits and ass who doesn’t annoy me, because she embraces her life and realizes she’s a novelty act who looks like a novelty toy….pretty much a clown and from my experiece, you should never hate on a clown…or they will MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN
Either way, here are her tits in Vegas…where she belongs…cuz it houses many escorts, showgirls, and washed up pussy who think they are living the dream….and she’s wearing a hot dress..
Coco may be a fat…tranny looking…fake model who is actually a hooker/stripper that Ice T pulled out of the gutter and made his exclusive….but she does bring entertainment, even if it is cheap, repetitive and boring entertainment to the internet with her ridiculous tit and ass implants….
She’s BEEN TOPLESS ON TWITTER BEFORE …..not now she’s putting up topless pics of her babysitting her nephew topless, and people are making a big deal…sure, it would be considered sexual abuse, or maybe even kiddie porn, if instead of a topless whore it was a dude with an erection….but it just a topless whore, so we should lighten up a little….topless is natural even when the topless features stupidly sized fake tits….I can only assume that we’re just jealous the only tit we got from our babysitters growing up were on elderly nuns trying to see what they missed out on by selling themselves to god for free…..well speak for yourself…all nipple pics are good nipple pics…
She also put up these pics of showing off her nipple rings in a see through shirt…
I have no idea when any of these are from…and really it doesn’t matter….
I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl….
That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle – Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….
This dumpy shit is not hot. Anyone who says it is….is fucking weird….or just buying into the hype…or gay and unsure of what a hot bitch is supposed to be….Sure, shit entertains…It’s better to see a dumpy bitch half naked puttign on a show, than working the Walmart cash….and what it comes down to is that the irony in her fatness is that if she would lift her ass more often – like an exercise…maybe she’d break a sweat and lose some fatness but then she probably wouldn’t be a circus act anymore…
Here are the pics…
She was proudly posting her bikini pics on twitter….in some shameless self promotion that clearly works for her….
The weirdest shit I saw on her twitter album was that people tattoo her on them….fucking weird.
I assume there are nude pictures of Coco out there. I’m just way too lazy and uninterested in Coco to look for them on the site, because let’s face it, she’s a fucking hooker, who probably recruited her husband at a strip club she was working at, maybe it was a high end strip club that average people like us can’t get into, but a strip club nevertheless, cuz these self proclaimed “Models” like Coco who end up with rich husbands, are seriosuly suspect….but the good news is that despite being exclusivity agreement Ice T has with her, she’s still got the itch to whore out….and finally she’s getting naked for free for the world to see to stay competitive with the younger, less ridiculously assed whores….
Here are her topless twitter pics from the other day.
Here is Coco hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…
I don’t understand how she doesn’t have nipples….and it is freaking me out…that kind of pushed up cleavage needs a little nipple edge to make biological sense…
There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her….
It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…
If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…
