I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend…
I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.
So Elisabetta Canalis did an ad where she got naked for Peta a few months ago…I POSTED THE US LAUNCH …..
She’s obvious….because she’s the bottom feeding wallet fucker who got on Dancing With the Stars the first chance she got cuz she knew she had a small window of opportunity before people forgot she dated George Clooney…her claim to fame….and whether she is famous and successful or not back home doesn’t matter…she’s pretty much nothing but a groupie whore here….so getting naked for a campaign that will get promoted hard…just makes sense…and I doubt she believes in their philosophy, it just corresponded nicely to her objectives of being in the media…especially since eating meat has been her claim to fame, sure that meat was of the penis variety but you get what I’m saying….and that is that this is strictly another marketing hustle….even though she should be getting naked in video playing with herself if she really wanted to make it in America….
Either way, I guess they are launching it in another country…because here she is standing with the shit….dressed like a fucking dude like George Clooney likes it…probably cuz she doesn’t care to look good or put the effort in, cuz it’s not for an American launch..and America is the only market she’s into getting into….but here are the pics anyway.
I was never a big fan of this Elisabetta Canaalis prostitute. To me she always looked a little hard and manly, the kind of bitch you’d expect a guy you just assumed was gay all these years to date, because if anything she’d make for a good front provided you did have to fuck her, or maybe the guy you think is gay doesn’t know that he is gay, making for a whole other bag of issues I don’t really care about, cuz he’s moved onto a pro wrestler, and this bitch has moved onto Dancing with the Stars to hold onto that media attention her vagina finally got her after trying so hard, filling it with powerful men over and over again slowly progressing until hitting Italy obsessed Hollywood cock, I have a feeling she hunted down and captured so that she could live the fucking dream….and if DWTS is the dream, then here are the ABS to go with it….abs so hard no woman should ever have them but I do think her shirt should become a trend in high school gym uniforms everywhere…
Here is the proof you didn’t need that George Clooney’s ex girlfriend is pulling all stops in her bottom feeding…from having sex with him and trying to milk that as hard as she could before it was pulled from her…to signing up with Dancing With the Stars….to getting naked in Peta…seems about right….for the bottom feeder hustle…and if it involves nudity, I’m down, even if organic vegan nudity is the worst fucking kind of nudity….I’d rather a sex tape any fucking day…but here’s her tight body anyway…
Since today is all about the pussy that George Clooney’s has a spell on like Stacy Keibler …his new public girlfriend..
I figured I might as well do a comparative analysis of his new pussy and his old pussy….
Because his old pussy is using the low level fame she got from being fucked by George Clooney by rocking Dancing with the Stars, even though she’s hardly a star….but a pussy a star fucked….so here are Stumpy legs compared to Keibler in tights….disguting…but I’m just saying that cuz if a bitch isn’t good enough for Clooney to keep, than she’s not good enough for me. I’m rational like that and blame my poverty, addiction and delusions that my wife isn’t 350 pounds….
Elisabetta Canalis holding onto her low level celebrity for fucking George Clooney by doing DWTS is pretty expected….and definitely not funnier than the thought of Chaz Bono doing dancing with the stars. I figure they should pair her up with Lacey Schwimmer since she’s the most sexually ambiguous of the crew, you know with all her thickness….I mean sure she’s got big tits but that don’t mean she doesn’t have dick….you know just like Chaz Bono….but this isn’t about a tranny weirdo…this is about some slutty Italian whore I love looking In her Bikini or Flashing some nipple ….
….only instead of bikinis and nipples she’s in a sport’s bra…showing off stomach and it’s lovely…cuz we’ll be seeing more of her in motion…even though she’s old and damaged goods…
George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works…
I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis….
This Elisabetta Canalis chick does high class escorting right. Here she is on a fucking yacht, living a life of luxury, a known name thanks to George Clooney’s penis pretending to be on lock down with this chick, when really there’s gotta be more to this story of “love”….like her cashing the fuck in, prison tattoos and all, in exchange for the good life…and if I had a vagina…I’d probably do the same hustle…as I appreciate her level of work ethic….
All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….
So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.
I don’t know when these Elisabetta Canalis nipple slip pics are from…They look like they are from a TV show…but I can’t find the clip…I don’t think that really matters….I mean we’ve seen her thonged bikini bottom ass , and in her see through panty exposing dress, and her hard nipples on the beach and even in another nipple slip and a whole lot of Elisabetta Canalis ” target=”_blank”>other goodness…But we’ve never seen these…but then again before she was banging George Clooney, we never saw her cuz she hardly exsited…She owes him…..and I guess he owes her for keeping the fact that he’s a homosexual secret.
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Here is George Clooney’s hired pussy and I know you’re thinking that she’s not a hired pussy, she’s an actual accomplished performer from Italy that has established a great career of her own and she just happened to get seduced by Clooney when he was at his house in Italy cuz he’s George Clooney, and instead of jerking off to pussy he sees on local TV, he makes a few phone calls and gets to fuck it in person…but based on her gutter stripper tattoos,I can tell there is more to this story than you think, and that is that George Clooney isn’t the first powerful dick she’s had inside her, cuz when a bitch like this gets on TV, no matter what country she is in, I know she’s used her pussy to get there….and that at least one person is getting extorted to shit….and who really cares about the details, just look at her tits and the way she rocks the mic like a pro….and not a pro on the mic…and actual pro…if you know what I mean.
Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics….
George Clooney imported some pussy from Italy a few months ago, I assume to help launch her career and make a lot of money off of her, because when you’re George Clooney, you can find better quality pussy pretty much every time you leave the fucking house. There’s got to be some kind of plan behind this relationship, I just haven’t figured it out because I don’t really care. I just know is that he does pretty much owns her and that she will do everything and anything he asks of her since in her mind dating him is like winning the fucking lottery and can determine the rest of her life….you know giving her the chance to be the next Penelope Cruz only the Italian version and I guess he let her out of the house to hang with her friends because part of the deal they have is an endless supply of double blowjobs at least if I was George Clooney that would be my only reason for letting her out of her cage in my basement to meet up with her friend “recruiting” for my needs…that’s enough of this post….
Sometimes it feels good to jerk off to other people’s women. You know hitting facebook and hunting down your friends’ wives and girlfriends in their bikinis, wondering why you are all alone, but they scored this hot piece of ass, making you feel like a loser, usually after you’ve already cum and the guilt sets in, making you unable to look either of them in the eyes next time they invite you over for a dinner party or whatever the fuck you and your friends do.
That satisfaction and shame is not as exhilerating when the bitch belongs to some celebrity named most eligible bachelor, but I don’t have any friends who have wives or girlfriends and even if I did, they’d probably get mad if I posted the nude pics they send me secretly cuz I know the right way to ask, but George Clooney on the other hand appreciates the publicity because the only reason he is dating her is becuase he owns her and believes that her acting career will make him a lot of money and this whole dating shit is just a front to get her in the tabloids. Everything is strategy.
George Clooney is dating some Italian pussy, because clearly she puts out, since it is good for her career, but unfortunately she’s not quite enough of a whore for me, because she was rockin’ a pair of panties under her see thru dress, making me think if she really wanted to make it, she’d step her shit up a notch, but then I remembered George Clooney owns her, so she’d be pretty set if she stayed clothed and that she’s just doing this see thru shit gratuitously for us to want to fuck her and for that she deserves a fucking Oscar, but first she needs Hollywood to give her some fuckin’ work.
