I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…

What it comes down to is that all girls need to be showing off their tits at all times..we’re animals and in the animal kingdom and it is the human equivalent to Baboons showing their swollen pussy when in heat and looking for male attention. only less erotic…..

I don’t know if she’s dressed like a tween or a stripper during the day…but I know that it looks hot…all cigarette pack shoved into her pants like a hooker with no pockets in her latex pants, but all cotton casual like she’s on her way to summer camp…or walmart to buy formula for her 8 mixed race babies with different daddies….Viva Mexico.

This just in…Eva Longoria was spotted in black spandex buying three boxes of Excedrin like some kind of addict who is probably a spokesperson for the brand so idiots like me post the shit cuz we didn’t use google to educate ourselves about he product and just assume it’s diet pills to tame her fat fucking divorced cougar ass….but instead it’s just for headaches, or maybe lame attempted suicide in some kind of cry for attention cuz she’s all down and out thanks to her husband cheating on her..when really she’s probably just got her period…who cares…just look at her big ass in spandex.

Eva Longoria brought out some uneven cleavage to some event and I couldn’t help but notice because I love uneven tits, if anything it’s something I look for in a girl, and I’m not talking the subtle one tit is bigger than the other, like one ball hangs lower than the other, I’m talking cup differences that are so dramatic, it’s like fucking an A-Cup from one side, and a C-Cup from the other side, you know like when you see those half man/half woman costumes in old circus footage….something new depending on what angle you hit it….it keeps shit fresh, interesting, different and it’s hard to get bored, cuz you get options…and more importantly, you will always look in amazement of how the fuck something like this happens as there is perfection in imperfection…..or not..either way these pics are funny…she’s like a tacky hispanic bitch at the hispanic awards…who thinks it’s her tacky prom she’s the tacky prom queen at…in a over the top tacky dress….

I guess recently cheated on cuz she likely is really annoying to be around, Eva Longoria, took some time out from being a Mexican whore who no longer puts out enough to make her husbands stick around, but who instead irritates him enough with her diva spoiled cunt demands, to make him take his dick to new pussy, but who probably did once put out a lot, that’s why she’s so burnt out when it comes to sex, cuz she did manage to make it in Hollywood and making it in Hollywood, even when the script calls for Mexicans, and the producers only want the whitest most Americanized Mexicans you know all first generation and shit…it always goes to the bitch with the most fuck in her…

Either way she showed up to an event in a shitty see through shirt that showed off some black bra that might as well could be a bikini top….the kind of bra I have a deep hatred for because it is filled with lies and deceit….all thick, padded and not see through….filled with broken dreams and all misleading that there’s more than meets the eye…in a strategic outfit I find pretty fucking boring….

She needs to tap into spirit, drive, and ambition she once had…cuz if she did, I feel this outfit would have a lot more pussy lip exposed, of even just strategically crotchless pants, all ready to eat dick on command….

Girls don’t rush to wear white pants like this unless they pretty much know they aren’t about to have their period. So either Eva Longoria’s pregnant, or on that weird shot bitches get for their birth control that stops their period, or maybe she’s got a meth addiction, or is an anorexic who doesn’t get her period, or Eva Longoria’s just finished her period…..all all this Longoria vagina bleeding talk has made me hungry for a burger…or maybe as a tribute to our Mexican roots, a taco…even though she’s about as Mexican as the Mexican food they sell up here, cuz her pants aren’t the only thing that’s white, but so is her fucking soul….and pretty much everything about her princess cunt….

Now stare at her ass.

Here’s Eva Longoria’s Mexican whore ass in a bikini hanging out with some new cock she’s been fucking because that’s what Mexican whore ass does…it fucks…cuz they don’t know what else to do with themselves as using that whore pussy was what made them all this money and gave them all this fame they didn’t have before….the same money and fame so many whores wish for…making this whore pussy the cream of the whore pussy crop….a whore pussy so commited to whoring the pussy that people in other countries care to notice her whore pussy ass in a bikini…..So stupidss…

I guess this is what happens when you cheat on a bitch, you make her go all psycho and she sets out on a mission to prove just how hot she is in an “I’ll show you what you walked away from asshole” kinda way…..without realizing that there’s a million, maybe more, probably more, definitely more amazing than her pussy with a lot less headaches than her diva ass….you know one of those “I can fuck this girl who thinks I am a god cuz she’s poor and I have money”…or “I can fuck this girl who is thinks she is god”….kinda thing…

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican.

Funny how life just works out for some people..

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing here in her padded bra, standing all tall, doing some strong man pose, but she may be dancing, something so many Mexicans before her know all too much about, cuz they didn’t get sucked into the white community they lived in, they didn’t have the opportunities this first generation had, they had to risk their lives and crawl across the border in some half assed man made shit, only to realize, living in Mexico was better than living in the USA, cuz at least in Mexico you didn’t have to strip to pay for your half black baby’s formula, you could work at the Volkswagen plant.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I know it’s some deep rooted Mexican resentment for all Mexicans who have made it, especially when they make me want to fuck them, cuz between you and me, Mexican girls are the fucking worst, no matter how Hollywood they pretend to be….

Eva Longoria just finished her period, or she is pregnant, cuz no bitch in her right mind would wear so little white, so close to her twat if she know she may start bleeding at any given time…and for some reason I’m really digging it and that makes me want to kill myself, cuz ever since my Mexican whore mother died of Aids in the 80s, I vowed to never fuck with a Mexican…but this one is all Hollywood and not fat and a mom to 14…..it’s fucking with the natural way of Mexicans and I’m down…come to papi..

Here’s Eva Longoria is a modern take on the old lesbian, power suit, you know the ones you’d see bitches trying to be taken serious in the corporate world as to not allow the men they work with to be distracted by any sex appeal they may have, by covering every ince of it up….only modified to throw all that out the window and tell the world that she’s still got it….Hilary Clinton – Take notes…

I give young girls way too much attention on the site and in life without remembering that older sluts were once young and deserve some love too. The reality is that they are easier to deal with. They have more sexual experience and for the most part want as little to do with you as you want to do with them and understand the concept of fucking for the sake of fucking and not for the sake of locking yourself down into some kind of annoying bullshit playing house relationship.

They are the kind of people who don’t tell people that they are “seeing you” just because they are fucking you and it makes them feel like less of a whore when they put a title to it. They’ve been though it and don’t need to go down that route again. They know the lie they lived, now they just want you to make them cum while making them feel young again…

You know, making up for lost time….

The only time old ladies are a problem is when they are winding down and ready to have babies and that is why you need to do everything in your power to make them know you aren’t husband material. Don’t let them know you have a job or money because that shit means stability and takes away from the fact that you just want to cum all over their big old lady vaginas.

I don’t know what Eva Longoria is doing these days, I know she’s a divorcee, a middle aged lady dressed in a modern pantsuit to remind you all she still knows how to fuck and she takes it pretty seriously…

PS – I like the dude she clearly paid to show up with her one “Hot Photoshoot Pic” to get signed…as if that person actually exists…

Now she’s rockin’ some tattoo removal tatto on her wrist…scars to represent one of the dumber moments in her life…I mean other than getting into a failed marriage in the first place… FOLLOW ME

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

Eva Longoria likes black cock because she’s got a big vagina…it is big because she had to use it so that her little immigrant Mexican ass didn’t end up cleaning hotel rooms, but instead ended up staying in hotel rooms, and all the abuse she put it through left her numb enough that the only thing she can feel is something the size of a baby’s arm….or maybe I am wrong, and she is just like every other bitch I know who is looking to get off and not for a support system, who isn’t racist but who views black dudes sexual animals who’s sole purpose is to fuck the shit out of them properly….that feels so wrong and so right all at the same time…you know, it is the resason Black on Blonde born was invented….that shit isn’t for white dudes, it’s for dirty pig women with fantasies…that Eva Longoria is living out cuz she married the motherfucker to have his dick on call…

Here are her legs…watching a basketball game…something I am sure she finds to be a very erotic experience….and that’s probably why she keeps crossing and un-crossing her legs…you now cuz she doesn’t want the wetness to cause a rash….

Either way, here is some tainted meat for you idiots who used to think she was the hottest fucking thing.