There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….
I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.
I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…
That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….
Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…
Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell
Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…
Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…
Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….
Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..
I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….
Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used….
The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…
There’s rumors that everybody’s favorite meth addict Fergie, is pregnant, which could be true provided she has a uterus….but her gender is one of pop culture’s great mysteries…that I’d probably hit regardless and I normally hate trannys or post-op vagina…but when you bring such contributions to the world like “Let’s Get Retarded” it’s hard for me to resist that sexual allure….not to mention she’s got tits and looks girl enough to make it not gay, even if her clit is nine inches and has balls….
Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny….
It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of.
What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue
If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating…
That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied…
So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information…
Fergie is so tiny. She’s like a pocket pussy that talks, dances and makes money to pay for the luxuries her husband gets to take advantage of, because he’s only had one acting gig, and after taxex, paying his agents, paying off other women he fucked while Fergie was on tour, he’s left with nothing, but a loyal pocket pussy in tight pants…and what it really comes down to is how the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? It’s like they know we want to see that shit and they are holding out. Along with killing Princess Diana, there’s some more reason to hate them….
I’m down with Fergie. Either she got Hair Implants, started taking hormone therapy, started getting Botox that left her dainty and lovely, or maybe she’s just wearing a push up bra, but whatever it is that she’s doing differently, is working out amazing for me, cuz you know ever since I gave her my business card two years ago, everything she does is for me, she just doesnt advertise it.
I don’t know what these pictures of Fergie are from, but I do like how they photoshopped her beard out, I mean I hate looking at hot round asses in see through outfits only to be forced to be reminded of their testicles…
I know the Fergie being a dude thing is old….we should focus on truths…like that she was a gutter meth addict so deep in debt she was about to kill herself….a vulnerable time in which she probably sucked a lot of fucking drug dealer cock…memories of her getting ass raped by debt collectors…in some repressed memories we’d probably all jerk off to…
And that’s what really matters when it comes to Fergie.
I liked Fergie better when she was addicted to meth, you know all down on her luck, heavy in debt, with an addiction she’d do anything for, you know when she was in her rut from being a teen on TV to being a mid 20 year old who no one rememberd was on TV< because at least back she would suck dick for the dream, now she's living it....But I will say when I met her years ago, when she was famous, and she held my hand, if I knew her tits were like this I'd be holding to these....before her security pulled me away, which hey did anyway, but I least i woulda grabbed her tit.
Here’s my attempt to cleanse the world and by world I mean the readers of this amazing life changing website, and by readers I mean one reader that makes me feel like I’m not talking to myself, even if I am cuz he’s from some weird country and likes tits, from the cancer that is PARIS HILTON RUNNING FOR SELF SERVING PURPOSE….
So here’s pics of Fergie in tight pants running the same marathon, only not for the same reasons as Paris Hilton, you know she’s not doing it to make people think she is involved and cares about helping the world be a better place, instead of the rich, vapid, racist, useless cunt she is…cuz unlike Paris Hilton, Fergie doesn’t really have an image in need of clearing up….and may just be doing to help a cause she believes in…and that’s worth watching especially when there’s tight ass being put on display…hell if I got to stand behind this, I’d probably try to keep up to keep staring proper…
As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.
This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.
I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess….
I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….
Here are some pictures of Fergie really working the camera at some fake award show that record labels created to get fake recognition so they can nod at their accomplishments amongst themselves.
It’s nice to see that after all these years, she’s still trying really fucking hard, and between you and me, I’m glad she is, cuz I was at an event once and she was there, I grabber her hand, her security grabbed me, but she took the time to give me a smile and thus an erection, so as rough around the edges as she looks, she’s nothing compared to other recovering meth addicts and I’d still love to cum on her hard face as much as I’d love to cum on her hard tits.
I don’t know what Fergie is doing here…but it looks like she’s a fancy divorcee from the 80s on a Caribbean Cruise in her one piece bathing suit and a semi-see through dress sipping cocktails and flirting with the pool boy…trying to get cock to fill her dried up old cooter…There’s nothing hot about that…but then again, I’ve never been into older chicks…with or without money…I just can’t lick their cunts with confidence knowing how long that cunt’s been in operation….
I remember hooking up with a 60 year old bitch I met in a hotel lobby when I was in my 20s…that was when 60 meant fucking 60…She offered me 100 bucks to go down on her and I’d still whore myself for 100 dollars…but I was aware of her kids, all the men she had fucked and counted every lick cuz it was a job and when she demanded I lick her ass..with her chain smoking voice…all i could think about was how many times she had taken a shit..and the whole time I was telling myself I shoulda known better cuz with a weathered face…comes a weathered pussy….but I’m pretty sure she had the same outfit as Fergie on.
