Here are some shitty panty pictures of Ginger Spice…not that any panty picture of Ginger Spice is a good panty picture….I think we should just be happy she’s wearing panties…because as you know mothers generally have really mangled vaginas, the kind of shit you’d find in a Sci-Fi movie coming to eat your babies…it’s like she’s got Avatar in her fucking pants, only it didn’t make her a billion dollars, but it did make her a couple million, so I’m sure her whore self feels like accomplished…at least a lot more accomplished than the whores she left behind back when she was a nude model and stripper…..but I am posting them anyway…
I don’t fucking know why I am posting these pictures, but assume it has to do with the fact that I jerked off to Ginger Spice in at least one Spice Girls video over a decade ago after my stepdaughter made me watch the shit on repeat for 4 hours and I couldn’t contain myself anymore, and I like revisiting those days by reminding myself that all good things come to an end for everyone, not just me…It keeps me going…so in a lot of ways, recent pictures of Ginger Spice is my happy place…cuz I get to see that we have all fallen deeper and deeper into a miserable place over the years, I just ignore the fact that she’s got huge amounts of money, cuz that makes it all less effective….
I like to think that Ginger Spice is holding onto whatever she had 15 years ago when she was just a chubby busty nude model becoming a Spice Girl you probably used to jerk off to….but the reality is that she probably doesn’t give a fuck about those days, or the attention she got, because all she has to do is look at her bank account and remember those years of whoring actually paid off even though she would have done it for free because being a whore is just in her blood, and even as a monther in her 40s, she can’t help but gie a glimpse of that…but maybe next time she should do it with a little more dick in her mouth.
or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck about that chubby, busty pussy she once was, and
Here are some pictures of an unfortunate case of being too clever for the paparazzi to snap off shots of your panties or pussy because we live in a generation where everyone, even everyday girls know that if they get out of a car in a short skirt casually, without their guard up, after a few too many drinks, the people around them are going to get a flash, and they don’t have pervert camera guys all up on them, meaning Ginger Spice isn’t really that clever at all and I guess the fact that the shot was missed is good news because I don’t really care to see what meat she’s packin, not that I turn down any vagina or look away when faced with any vagina but there are just some vaginas probably better left underwraps that I tend to not think about unless it is pretty much force fed to me….and here are the boring pics cuz I have nothing better to do than write about a fucking Spice Girl ten years after the Spice Girls….
Ginger Spice was out trying to get attention because people still call her Ginger Spice over 10 years after dropping out of that Spice Girls shit, meaning she hasn’t done all that much since that Spice Girls shit and this time she wasn’t mocking women with breast cancer with her big ol’ tits, but she was wearing a see thru dress, which may be less cruel and less funny, but I guess it’s worth noticing, because there was a time when a bitch would go to a dance or party in a dress that was unintentionally see thru and freak out when you told her shit was see thru. I remember being in highschool and the black light at a dance made a chick’s white bra glow and she started crying, but I guess the older you get, the more comfortable you get with being a whore and the more acceptable flashing your body has become in hollywood in because of the attention it gets in an already noisy industry that is hard to stand out in, making this era a hell of a lot better in a lot of ways, mainly the fact that slutting out isn’t kept in the closet and secret anymore, so we all get to benefit from desperation. Good times….
I usually hate theme parties. I get pissed off when I hear about 9 to 5ers organizing murder mystery shit, or when colleges organize pimp and ho shit, or pajama shit, or school girl and professor shit, or halloween shit, or Christmas shit, or pretty much any organized activity that brings out the idiots in huge numbers to dance around and laugh in unison like a bunch of cocksuckin’ drones drinking the fuckin’ Kool Aid….
But I’m totally into this breast themed events, even if it is for breast cancer because celebrating breasts is something I can appreciate, especially when Geri Halliwell is eager enough about the cause to take part in the shit literally, something that normally annoys me, except when that enthusiasm involves a bitch tastelessly showing off her fat tits for all the mastectomy cancer survivors at the event to look at and envy in hatred, because when you’re Geri Halliwell, a relatively useless nobody, you try to excel wherever you can, even if it means having the hottest tits in the room amongst all the cancer survivors. Bitch.
I think these are pictures of Geri Halliwell showing little or no respect to Jesus for dying for her sins, but I could be wrong, but thing the Christian fundamentalist she’s go after her for being the antichrist, but maybe she’s just being a fuckin’ idiot, trying to get attention showing off her mom body that I would probably fuck, despite the fact that she got abs tattooed on by some artist who is a master of shading on her sloppy streteched out mom stomach, not that sloppy mom stomach’s ever stopped me in the past, if anything it’s always taken the front seat because it comes with a solid discount.
Ginger Spice is still living large in her bikini (literally). Here she is tyring to keep her body tight and young using some elastic bands with her trainer who she brings everywhere with her cuz it is just that important to her….
Maybe Ginger needs to take a Madonna’s lead and cover the fuck up when she swims. I get that she works out and tries to be that hot bodied mom, but you get to a certian age where you just gotta let it go……Madonna gets it but if she really got what the people wanted she’d keep her head underwater holding her breathe for a few hours
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I want to know why when I first looked at this shit, I thought she had a 6-pack, but in reality, she’s just got a sloppy mom stomach and I guess she pulled some magic eye trick, or drew the abs on, to trick us into thinking she’s got it going on, when in reality it looks like someone hacked away at her stomach like she was a pork roast , tied up and ready to feed the whole family, something she can relate to because that’s how she likes to be treated in the bedroom and that’s how she got pregnant in the first place….yes, it’s true, I hear she doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, the month it was conceived there were too many potential fathers that only a paternity test will decide…..
Either way, she’s got a good ass and here are the pics…
And Here Are Some Other Pictures of Her Stomach in a Bikini….
Here are pictures of Geri wearing a shirt for a dress like she just finished getting fucked by some business man she met at some expensive bar that she was looking for a husband at and who she instead ended up going back to a luxury hotel room with and she didn’t really have anything else to wear around while her cum covered dress was hanging in the bathroom drying.
I figured there would be other pictures that hit with a little more pussy in the shit, so I was prepping for it, but I don’t think they are, so I’ll post these anyway cuz we all like legs, except for my amputee fetishists, but I don’t write the site for you….
I guess the highlight of the pictures is how much her boyfriend looks like a fuckin’ cartoon character…
The Bad Joke of the Day is going to be a short lived feature here on the site, where I find a bad joke and post it for all of you to laugh at it. I think I tried it once before, where I wrote the bad joke myself, since I am good at that, but today’s bad joke is a caption the paparazzi wrote to go along with this picture of Ginger Spice…
Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell looks like she’s trying to take Sporty Spice’s title as she goes for an early morning power walk!
Taking Sporty Spice’s Title….LOL….Good one guys….Maybe you should spend less time taking the pictures and more time writing this genius shit….
That said here are pics of Geri Halliwell stealing Sporty Spice’s title cuz she’s in sweat pants….
I was walking by the public pool yesterday and I looked to see if there were any hot poor hot moms with their kids to prey on, because I figure if they’re at the pool I walk by, they don’t have any husbands, just many boyfriends, who pay by the hour, or per song, and I saw some 16 year old girl “hiding” behind her friend from the rest of the pool, changing out of her bikini top, but she didn’t realize that from the side, a perverted motherfucker like me could see the entire show. So here she is, teenage breasts exposed, rushing to get changed so that no one “sees” her and I started to feel bad, mainly because I like creeping on girls who know I’m creepin’, it’s more rewarding and challenging, but also because she was a solid 25 pounds too fat in , and I don’t get down like that, even when it’s free teenage tit.
Ginger spice did the same kind of thing at some obnoxious Polo event, only instead of using her friend as an inefficient screen before getting topless, this bitch used her boyfriend as the screen so no one sees her adjusting her vagina lips, or the slip under this dress her ambitious grandmother made out of doilies, cuz bitch is so fuckin’ luxurious, and here are the pics….
I wrote an unispired post on Ginger Spice in a bikini yesterday, so here’s the follow-up uninspired post of her in a dress in a car. The only thing we can learn from this bitch is if you get your start by being a nude model or stripper, you may just end up a Spice Girl with more money to do with 15 years later, so next time a girl drops the whole “I’d send nudes but….” follow-up with that, cuz it’s a proven fact that chicks who take naked pics of themselves have more chances becoming famous than girls who keep that shit in lockdown, maybe because of a confidence it takes in being naked, taking a naked pic and sending it off, but I think it just has to do with dudes liking naked bitches.
I am in the school of thought that a real hot body only comes on an 18 year old girl and when I look at anything older that 25, I usually get turned the fuck off. From the haggard crows feet, to the fat uterus from baby making, to the desperate attempts to keep things sexy, like wearing wedge heels to give the illusion of longer and leaner legs, and I realize that I am pushing 300 pounds and my wife is even fatter than me, so I really don’t have a authority to shit on Geri Halliwell, but I wouldn’t mind if I did, because I may be against scat, but when it involves an ex-Spice Girl, I’ll bring the shit.
Either way, she’s on vacation with some sun burnt dude and these are the pics.
Ginger Spice went to some Children’s benefit event and she managed to moon it like a rebel high school student moons his high school principal, pretty much telling him to fuck off for trying to suspend him or some shit, only in this case, the only leather this bitch is wearing is on her haggard face and not her jacket to match her slicked back motorcycle hair. I don’t really know what that means, but I do know that Monday’s aren’t working for me right now.
