Gisele Bundchen has sand on her ass for the June Cover for Paris Vogue….and I wouldn’t mind wiping it off with my mouth and/or penis….despite rumors that she’s a mom….or that she was born a man and that’s why Victoria’s Secret fired her….you know that Brazil tranny connection is pretty hard to ignore….but I figure so long as her cock is tucked in a way I don’t have to see it and her hair long enough….and tits. despite being fake, are available to grab onto…I don’t mind sticking it in her man pussy/anus….and apparently either does your football hero…Tom Brady….but maybe I’m just getting carried away because her ass is hot enough that I’d let her balls rest on my forehead as I tried to lick it….provided she had balls….which she probably doesn’t….she probably just has an empty scrotum looking pussy thanks to her breeding….but she is good enough that if she did….I’d get up in it…..and here’s the cover pic for Vogue Paris….which means more pics to come….which means more pics to come to….stay tuned.

Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

I already posted one of these pictures of Gisele getting work for Versace because the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her for reasons I am convinced are transexual related….you know with all that possibly faked pregnancy, gay marriage to a football jock who’s favorite part of the game is in the locker room and more importantly being from Brazil the hub of western trannies….but that could just be fantasy….even if fantasy of trannies is not the kind of fantasy I really fucking want….it makes me feel gay…but it is the kind of fantasy I like to think happened to add some drama to an otherwise boring post…either way here is her cleavage and some stomach.

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

Here’s Some Gisele in a photoshoot that is not nude – even though it should be – you know ideally close up shots of her box – so that I can look for scars from the plastic surgeon’s skillful hand in order to put the rumors about her being born with a clit dick and not a dick clit to rest – cuz it’ll make jerking off to her less painful and tormenting on my sexuality….

Gisele was in Costa Rica showing off her amazing mom ass on the beach in a bikini….I know she’s probably not a man…and I don’t say that because Tom Brady is the definition of manly or that he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who wouldn’t fuck a tranny….and I don’t say that because she got fired from Vic Secret for what I can only assume was to avoid a scandal when the world finds out she had a penis….and I don’t say that because anyone can fake a pregnancy with modern movie magic and adoption…especially in the third world….but I still have the idea in the back of my mind…and I can’t fully absorb myself into her great ass…but she probably isn’t a tranny….she is just hard faced and tough looking…at least that’s what I tell myself…and really with an ass like that…even if it was housing a tucked in cock…I’d still probably try to eat it…She’s that good.

She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype…

Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

Gisele was modeling lingerie in Brazil for Valentines Day even though it is May. I figured I’d post the shit, cuz even if she has a legit dick, she’s still worth looking at in lingerie, cuz she’s been marketed as a woman and we can always plea ignorance if some unwanted facts ever surfaced, but more importantly cuz she’s got a hot body.

Here’s Gisele leaving the gym, cuz a model’s gotta stay fit, you hear. Personally, I prefer the starvation method, but that’s just cuz it makes them too weak to know what is going on when all that coke, booze and pills are in them, but more importantly, it makes them too weak to run. Not to sound creepy or anything.

We all know Gisele may or may not have been fired from Victoria’s Secret for being born a man. We all know that Gisele may or may not have faked a pregnancy to alleviate those rumors.

We all know that being married to a football quarterback doesn’t help her case, cuz the quarterback is always the gay one, eager for initation, eager for shower, eager to motivate the team with his mouth…or his women….

We all know that this doesn’t prove or disprove anything, but it may make you want to either go to Brazil to fuck trannies, or just start jerking off to trannies…cuz maybe they aren’t as bad as you think they are…homo…

It’s amazing how well she’s taped her male genitals down…not that I actually believe the lie I perpetuate…I know she’s not actually a dude, I just like urban myths that involve hot pussy, or pussy deemed hot, dooping a bunch of straight men into masturbating to her half naked cuz she was marketed properly, put in the right venue, whether she was actually a she or not…it’s like the ultimate April Fools joke…..

Here she is at leaving the gym in tight pants….question it if you want, but I think you should just try to enjoy it, cuz there’s nothing else going on in your life….this is it, like that Michael Jackson movie motehrfucker…like thaFOLLOW ME

It would have probably been a more interesting post if Gisele and Pam Anderson did a sex tape together, instead of going to the same Rio Carnival with millions of other people…you know Gisele and her Tommy Lee dick all up on Pam Anderson’s weathered old lady whore cunt no one cares about or really wants to be, unless they are really weird like me and like to compare pussy before and after…. cuz it is all hepatitis and polluted filled…and I like to witness decomposing first hand….

Either way, It looks like this monster that is Pam Anderson needs a fucking nap…maybe the jet lag got to her, but I like to think it’s years of sucking dick, plastic surgery, cocaine and prescription pills, coupled with a dying liver….brought to you straight from an alcohol company….

At least Gisele was there to make lookin at Pam Anderson feel way less gay..despite the fact she could be a dude….

I figured I didn’t give you enough of a Gisele update with my last post on Gisele in a bikini and Gisele for H & M , that I put up less than an hour ago, but figured her spine was enough to warrant its own post…especially now that Gisele is relatively non existent as Victoria’s Secret turned their back on her after making each other boatloads of money…and that she probably needed a little exposure….I’m also practicing letting one person dominate the contents of the site, because in case you didn’t know, I am going to be Charlie Sheen’s Social Media intern…at least that’s what I’ve been telling myself and I’m pretty much an authority on these things…

Either way, gender issues and hard face aside, here is Gisele’s dinosaur spine and some decent fake tits that made her for V Magazine. I prefer nude shoots. But apparently they like back….not always a good look…

Gisele is a bikini model and has been one for the better part of her life. So seeing pictures of her in a bikini later in life after staging a pregnancy but more importantly being deemed unsuitable aka not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model because I assume she’s not good enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model…I mean they wouldn’t lie to me…maybe they would to lure me out of my native village in order to exploit me if I was a busty 15 year old in another country being “recruited” before holding my family over my head for the decade I’m forced to work for them….but as an everyday, semi-normal person, what they say is gospel, they are a corporation and the public is in their best interest…you know that…

That said, I’d rather pull up some old pictures of her, than these new ones, but I try to keep things current, as does Gisele when it comes to hormone treatments….nope, still not over the gender bending questions we have for her. Is she a man. Is she a woman. I just don’t know. But she’s in a bikini so that’s good enough for me.

While on the subject of Gisele…Here she is in an H&M Campaign…Cuz I guess she gets work…and I wasn’t about to do a post on this…so figured I might as well sneak them in….even though they aren’t from a company who advertises on my site…but should cuz I could use the money….thanks in advance….

Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies…

This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it.

I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy…

I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.