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Archive for the ‘Hayden Panettiere’ Category

Hayden Panettiere’s Got Tits of the Day

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

I am in the breast implant phase of my life.

For years I hated implants because buying them took no effort…or talent…or genetic competitive advantage…

I viewed thme as trashy, gutter, for stripper bitches and I just wasn’t inot them….but it turns out that implants save shitty tits…and shitty tits fucking suck…so if you can give a bitch new life…new confidence….while giving me something good to fucking stare at and jerk off to…I’m down….

Hayden Panettiere….seems to have made the best decision in her life in the last month by getting a set of implants…cuz let’s face it her broad shoulders nad muscles needed to be balanaced out and made to look like a woman should….pecs were not fucking cutting it….

We haven’t heard much of her after the kiddie prostitute ring scandal story hit….but I can safely say, she’s been up to very good things.

Nice tits midget freak I want circus freaking on my dick like you were a child hooker and I was your dad…..


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Hayden Panettiere’s Hot Little Body in a Bikini of the Day

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

I used to try to understand what Hayden Panettiere’s love for huge men was. She dated some massive boxer, who even if he had a small dick compared to his size, it was probably bigger than her forearm, cuz she’s like a mini human, on a midget kick…..and now she’s dating a pro football player….

I just guessed she just likes to get fucked hard, violently, by guys with great athleticism, that can really destory her and make her unable to fucking walk…..

But then I found out there are rumors she was part of a child prostitution sex ring where she was raped by execs thanks to her loving parents, and figured it out….her pussy was stretched out at a young age….her sexual needs are more insane than the average cuz even at 20 or whatever age she is…she’s seen it all, had it all, and is bored of it all….so she sticks to dudes who can ravage her….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii, in a bikini, being active and I’m into her short little hustle….


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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Monday, April 9th, 2012

I used to make fun of Hayden Panettiere’s midget body….not because I don’t like midgets…or short girls…but because she was broad shouldered and built like a hormonally stunted gymnast from behind the iron curtain….but then I found out from the internet that she was a child sex worker for her mom and dad and their sick friends…which made sense even if untrue….because that type of shit always happens amongst the rich and famous….but also because it would explain her stunted growth…kinda like how the abused chick gets her period at 9….you know…it fucks with kids at their core….especially when the hormones being stunted were being fed to her by her mother to delay her becoming a woman….so that her friends could get a few more years out of her….unless the story is a lie….

Hayden Panettiere has a fan base….lots of nerds thanks to her superhero show….along with those Hollywood execs who “taught her the ropes”…and they’ll be happy to see her happy in a bikini….a bikini that could be on any body and that I’d still look at trying to figure out a way to jerk off to….I’m a problem solver like that.

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Hayden Panettiere Child Whore of the Day

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker….

This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged!

Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!)

She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad?
Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it.

It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez.

What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas…

Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked.

I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom…

And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pic on Instagram of the Day

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram – you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….

Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.

Hayden Panettiere’s Never Forgotten of the DAy

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

It’s been a minute since we’ve seen Hayden Panettiere….but I guess Halloween is just around the corner and the midget trolls start clibing out of their treehouses to travel the countryside bringing candy to all the little girls and boys…..

I have no idea what I’m saying, I’m still getting over the fact that I’ve used the experessiong “it’s been a minute”….and as I laugh to myself…while looking at these Hayden pics, remain uninspired…because she’s not jailbait anymore…she’s not dating a 8 foot tall guy with a 9 inch cock for her little dwarf hands and vagina….she’s not even showing of her little broad shoulder tough guy body….she’s not faking a pregnancy, she’s not bloated like Aguilera….she’sjust making an appearance and that’s fucking dull…but it’s Hayden Panettiere…a fetish from yesteryear…still working it as best she can, which isn’t good at all..

Hayden Panettiere’s Strong Back of the Day

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….

Hayden Panettiere Promotes Scream of the Day

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Here are pictures of Hayden Panetierre describing her boyfriend’s 7 foot tall dick that she inserts in her midget pussy….in some kind of circus act neither of them could avoid…you know growing up the freakshows that they are…..it’s one of those destiny things….where two souls who once traveled the carnival together in the 20s have finally found each other in this life and are reliving the shit…only more luxuriously, cuz instead of people paying a penny to their handler to see them, point and laugh…they’re the ones getting paid and for some reason the fans aren’t pointing and laughing at them anymore, they are just masturbating and fantasizing about them…The world’s changed so much.

Hayden Panettiere Hugs Emma Roberts Strongly of the Day

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

These pictures are from the Scream 4 premiere. Which brought out some Neve Campbell cuz it was the last gig she’s had that made her money and Courtney Cox cuz she like revisiting the place she found love and a baby daddy, but more importantly it brought out some Hayden tit…

But more importantly, I think Hayden’s midget wrestling strong man ass has been spending too much time with her Russian beast of a boxing boyfriend, because these pictures of her getting down with Emma Roberts aren’t the sensual amazingness you’d expect two young girls hugging to be, you know Emma Roberts is pretty much being violated and thrown the fuck around by the bitch, the good news is that there’s always room for fantasy…cuz to some people, bitch on bitch in any circumstance, especially dressed up in dresses like they are going to prom, pulling some WWF stunts, or even frat boy jock stunts while normal sized women watch the midgets in action is the fantasy….

Hayden Panettieres Little Cleavage of the Day

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Hayden Panettiere sexed it up for some Boxing match she went to.

It’s one of those raised by a vain opportunistic whore and coming to terms with your destiny, but more importantly it’s gotta do with getting fucked hard by a massive man, who probably tears her pussy apart and makes her cum like a fountain, squirting everywhere, you know her 50-80 percent urine girls tell guys is female ejaculation, that one cup of coffee before making it happen, will prove to you it’s all piss and female ejaculation is a myth created by girls who wanted to feel like dudes with an exploding orgasm, it’s some lesbian shit…cuz girls who are getting properly fucked on the regular, tend to dress sluttier….girls who are getting their period also tend to dress sluttier…so maybe these pictures are just of her ovulating…

Point being, he’s Russian, a Boer and practically 7 feet tall, so even if he has a small dick for his size, it’s still probably still bigger than her head…and dude most intensely throw her the fuck around like a little fuck toy….Making them the circus freak couple….and here are her little tits on her little frame pullin some midget porn fantasies out of her Russian circus vagina…

Good times. Now stare at her strongman tits. FOLLOW ME

Hayden Panettiere is a Midget in a Dress of the DAy

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….

Hayden Panettiere Tits Dressed Like a Florida Granny of the Day

Friday, February 25th, 2011

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit…

I don’t know what I’m saying. It happens.

Hayden Panettiere and Some Street Meat of the Day

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

I don’t know what this is all about, but assume some street performing, busking, muscle beach greased up weirdo in Venice spotted Panettiere as one of his fellow circus performers and had to run up to her and say hello, where she eagerily greeted him, despite his street performing, busking germs, and bleeding aids lesion legs, because she was just that happy to see one of her fellow circus performers….I mean they haven’t been together since that Caravan tour of eastern europe back in the 1880s…you know cuz soul mates are forever…

I don’t know where I went with this post, but I assume one midget freak will always love one massive strong man freak, it’s just nature’s course for them, and germs won’t ever get between them….True story.

She also got raped by a dog, something a lot of girls are into these days according to the amateur videos I see on porn sites I visit, or maybe the dog recognizes his kind too…who knows….and more importantly…who cares…

Hayden Panettiere Pasties of the Day

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Here are some pictures of Hayden Pannettiere showing off some pasties cuz her shirt is see through and she doesn’t want to risk exposing her nipples…

This would have been the biggest story 3 years ago….Unfortunatly, Hayden Panettiere, isn’t underage anymore, she’s not on TV or in movies anymore, so she’s pretty much irrelevant and leaves us unable to see past her midget self….

When a bitch like this turns 18, a huge percentage of the people who were ridiculously into her lose interest cuz all they liked about her when masturbating was the risk of a statuatory rape charge…

I mean sure there are still a handful of socially awkward superhero loving comic book virgins who can’t let go of the idea of her…but they will always exist and apparently she will always exist as a fucking troll…

Here are the pasties pics…she shoulda showed nipples…

Hayden Panettiere Chubby Leg for Twitter of the Day

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

I don’t think I have a midget fetish, but I definitely get a kick out of watching midgets trying to make it in our big person world. I don’t necessarily find midgets hot, but there is something about their stumpy legs that give them some serious lookin’ booty, booty only real fucking perverts and/or demented 6 foot 5 Russian boxer would want to see his dick tear apart in some depraved psychopathic way, cuz fighting to the death, blood and knocked out teeth is kinda his thing….

It’s so weird to me that Hayden Panettiere is banging her monster, but it’s even weirder to me that I know that. I figure if this was me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t know who Hayden Panettiere was. I would have been like the rest of the world, cuz I write this celeb shit daily, but when I talk to the average person, they know nothin’ about it, and I remember how that felt, it was nice.

So here are her shitty stumpy leggs, her cellulite, in shorts, getting out of a car, and you’ll probably jerk off to this, cuz you are weird and into this kinda celebrity bullshit.

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