OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram – you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….
Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.
It’s been a minute since we’ve seen Hayden Panettiere….but I guess Halloween is just around the corner and the midget trolls start clibing out of their treehouses to travel the countryside bringing candy to all the little girls and boys…..
I have no idea what I’m saying, I’m still getting over the fact that I’ve used the experessiong “it’s been a minute”….and as I laugh to myself…while looking at these Hayden pics, remain uninspired…because she’s not jailbait anymore…she’s not dating a 8 foot tall guy with a 9 inch cock for her little dwarf hands and vagina….she’s not even showing of her little broad shoulder tough guy body….she’s not faking a pregnancy, she’s not bloated like Aguilera….she’sjust making an appearance and that’s fucking dull…but it’s Hayden Panettiere…a fetish from yesteryear…still working it as best she can, which isn’t good at all..
Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….
Here are pictures of Hayden Panetierre describing her boyfriend’s 7 foot tall dick that she inserts in her midget pussy….in some kind of circus act neither of them could avoid…you know growing up the freakshows that they are…..it’s one of those destiny things….where two souls who once traveled the carnival together in the 20s have finally found each other in this life and are reliving the shit…only more luxuriously, cuz instead of people paying a penny to their handler to see them, point and laugh…they’re the ones getting paid and for some reason the fans aren’t pointing and laughing at them anymore, they are just masturbating and fantasizing about them…The world’s changed so much.
These pictures are from the Scream 4 premiere. Which brought out some Neve Campbell cuz it was the last gig she’s had that made her money and Courtney Cox cuz she like revisiting the place she found love and a baby daddy, but more importantly it brought out some Hayden tit…
But more importantly, I think Hayden’s midget wrestling strong man ass has been spending too much time with her Russian beast of a boxing boyfriend, because these pictures of her getting down with Emma Roberts aren’t the sensual amazingness you’d expect two young girls hugging to be, you know Emma Roberts is pretty much being violated and thrown the fuck around by the bitch, the good news is that there’s always room for fantasy…cuz to some people, bitch on bitch in any circumstance, especially dressed up in dresses like they are going to prom, pulling some WWF stunts, or even frat boy jock stunts while normal sized women watch the midgets in action is the fantasy….
Hayden Panettiere sexed it up for some Boxing match she went to.
It’s one of those raised by a vain opportunistic whore and coming to terms with your destiny, but more importantly it’s gotta do with getting fucked hard by a massive man, who probably tears her pussy apart and makes her cum like a fountain, squirting everywhere, you know her 50-80 percent urine girls tell guys is female ejaculation, that one cup of coffee before making it happen, will prove to you it’s all piss and female ejaculation is a myth created by girls who wanted to feel like dudes with an exploding orgasm, it’s some lesbian shit…cuz girls who are getting properly fucked on the regular, tend to dress sluttier….girls who are getting their period also tend to dress sluttier…so maybe these pictures are just of her ovulating…
Point being, he’s Russian, a Boer and practically 7 feet tall, so even if he has a small dick for his size, it’s still probably still bigger than her head…and dude most intensely throw her the fuck around like a little fuck toy….Making them the circus freak couple….and here are her little tits on her little frame pullin some midget porn fantasies out of her Russian circus vagina…
Good times. Now stare at her strongman tits. FOLLOW ME
Hayden Panettiere looks pregnant, but maybe she just let her massive Russian fighter boyfriend cum inside her and hasn’t squeezed it out yet, like the bitch I just spent 10 minutes watching in some creampie porn, as a reference point, to see if my scientific theory actually makes sense….then again, she is kind of a midget, and maybe she’s just eaten a jelly bean or some shit and her little midget stomach looks round and full, or maybe she’s got fat, but I prefer thinking it’s caused by her circus freak show sex….
I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, but they say it is so I’m just gonna believe it….and I don’t know if she’s trying to channel some old Hollywood glamour fromt he 1950s, you know cuz it is the Oscars this weekend, or if she’s trying to dress like a rich jewish grandmother on her way to some charity event, but I do know that I never knew she had tits like this, you know. They are maximized to their full fucking potential, cuz it’s not as revealing as when you’ve got a sheer fabric over the shit, like wrapping a birthday present in saran wrap but more luxurious or some shit…
I don’t know what this is all about, but assume some street performing, busking, muscle beach greased up weirdo in Venice spotted Panettiere as one of his fellow circus performers and had to run up to her and say hello, where she eagerily greeted him, despite his street performing, busking germs, and bleeding aids lesion legs, because she was just that happy to see one of her fellow circus performers….I mean they haven’t been together since that Caravan tour of eastern europe back in the 1880s…you know cuz soul mates are forever…
I don’t know where I went with this post, but I assume one midget freak will always love one massive strong man freak, it’s just nature’s course for them, and germs won’t ever get between them….True story.
She also got raped by a dog, something a lot of girls are into these days according to the amateur videos I see on porn sites I visit, or maybe the dog recognizes his kind too…who knows….and more importantly…who cares…
Here are some pictures of Hayden Pannettiere showing off some pasties cuz her shirt is see through and she doesn’t want to risk exposing her nipples…
This would have been the biggest story 3 years ago….Unfortunatly, Hayden Panettiere, isn’t underage anymore, she’s not on TV or in movies anymore, so she’s pretty much irrelevant and leaves us unable to see past her midget self….
When a bitch like this turns 18, a huge percentage of the people who were ridiculously into her lose interest cuz all they liked about her when masturbating was the risk of a statuatory rape charge…
I mean sure there are still a handful of socially awkward superhero loving comic book virgins who can’t let go of the idea of her…but they will always exist and apparently she will always exist as a fucking troll…
Here are the pasties pics…she shoulda showed nipples…
I don’t think I have a midget fetish, but I definitely get a kick out of watching midgets trying to make it in our big person world. I don’t necessarily find midgets hot, but there is something about their stumpy legs that give them some serious lookin’ booty, booty only real fucking perverts and/or demented 6 foot 5 Russian boxer would want to see his dick tear apart in some depraved psychopathic way, cuz fighting to the death, blood and knocked out teeth is kinda his thing….
It’s so weird to me that Hayden Panettiere is banging her monster, but it’s even weirder to me that I know that. I figure if this was me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t know who Hayden Panettiere was. I would have been like the rest of the world, cuz I write this celeb shit daily, but when I talk to the average person, they know nothin’ about it, and I remember how that felt, it was nice.
So here are her shitty stumpy leggs, her cellulite, in shorts, getting out of a car, and you’ll probably jerk off to this, cuz you are weird and into this kinda celebrity bullshit.
I still do not understand how such a little person who may have some serious masculine broad shoulder and thick midget thigh muscle, but is still on a 4 foot 9 frame…and the guy who fucks her is a heavyweight champion boxer who is 6 foot 5 and massive….
I can only assume she’s got a huge pussy….but then again, maybe he’s got a small dick that makes him angry enough to kill like the Russian bull he apparently is….
And anyway you dice it, shit is fucking weird….It’s one some circus freakshow level…I feel like I’ve said that before…but really, how can I not say it…it’s just too weird….
HEre are her midget tits she brought out to encourage him during his fight…
The thing I like about Hayden Panettiere is that she gets slammed by a dude much bigger than her….when we all know midgets usually stick together and don’t venture out…of that world and into the world of big people…unless they are doing fetish porn….but for some reason Hayden’t gone to the extreme and found some giant 6 foot 5 Russian heavyweight boxing motherfucker named Wladimir Klitschko…making them look like they are the cast of a freakshow at the traveling circus…making me wonder how this shit works….making me think the lastname Klitschko translates to broken pussy in english….Good thing black is thinning…cuz otherwise we may be able to see just how fat and swollen her twat actually is..
I don’t know…I’ve done the math on this one and I can’t quite figure out how the fuck goes down in their bedroom, but I have concluded it’s a circus act I’d be willing to watch…He must destroy her pussy…that’s probably why she’s so smitten…I mean she’s in heels and hardly reaches his nipple…this is so fucking unnatural..it’s like when you hear about a Great Dane knocking up a Pug or some shit…too weird for the fucking nature channel…that’s for fucking sure…
I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess…
