Who really gives a fuck about the relationship status of some cunt who has had far more success than she deserved, you know cuz she was on the forefront of the spic invasion of the 90s and people got confused into thinking she had a hot ass, when really it was just fat…..
Oh right, every white trash, pathetic loser, living the middle class boring life, you turn to this celeb bullshit to distract you from the tuna casserole you are making your ungrateful, talentless, leeching children…
She is People’s Most beautiful person, afterall….even if it was paid for it’s gotta count for something….
These pictures are the highlight of the day…because of the whole Jennifer Lopez being listed as the most beautiful person by People magazine 10 or more years too late, because Jennifer Lopez has this thing called a lot of money that can buy herself titles on magazines that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…and that are not journalistically accurate proven by the fact that they chose Jennifer Lopez as the most beautiful person…and they don’t have to be cuz they cater to white trash who don’t really know how to read…..because everyone knows the actual most beautiful woman in the world doesn’t need Spanx….cuz she’s not trying to contour or control her fat, sloppy, middle aged ass….into looking youthful and fun….
Point being, J.Lo’s a scam, not look at her old lady trying to be sexy tools that will make a man pretty bummed when he finally gets her home thinking “I’m about to fuck the recently single most beautiful woman in the world according to People Magazine who was a star in the 90s, I just need to get these pants off….what’s she wearing a fucking harness…omg…what the fuck is the sloppy thing…is it going to eat me…how about we put these back on and just talk over coffee”….if you know what I mean.
Here’s one of People’s Most Beautiful People cuz she paid People to name her that, cuz People is some flakey fucking publication filled with more smut than a porn magazine and I’m talking a ridiculously hardcore porn magazine who relies on sucking celebrity dick to get their fabricated exclusvives to feed the white trash that buy into the lies to distract from their shitty lives…
Because there’s no way this thick, fat ass, old, mom of a bitch in her biker pants, is beautiful to anyone….sure worth fucking…maybe even catering to some old stripper whore looking to make some extra bucks to put her kid through college or get botox….or because she’s Jennifer Lopez….
and fucking Jennifer Lopez at any age gives you street cred, just ask Diddy.
But I’ll still post pictures of her in her tight pants….cuz thick ass is always good to stare at….no matter who it belongs to.
I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t….
I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on a fucking computer when I’m busy passed out on a park bench hard drinking while asking bitches for nude twitpics pics cuz I don’t know how to make conversation when not on a computer as I’ve lost all my social skills in my alocholism and relationship with the internet and such….nipples that are far more interesting to look at then this bitch’s….next time I’m hoping for a clit slip, they’re the next level nipple slip for the person who wants to one-up the nipple slippers and stand out as a pioneer behind the likes of Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan and Spears…and they far more fun to jerk off to…cuz everyone has nipples…vagina are reserved to those people I like to fuck…or don’t like to fuck but do it anyway cuz she pays my rent….if you know what I mean…
Here’s the video…
Wonder why she didn’t wear a bra….all hispanics wear bras cuz they have shitty tits….unless they have implants..which I can assume she doesn’t thanks to the nipple ratio….plastic surgereons would never let that saucer sized nipple fly…
I know this looks like a scene from a horror movie….but I’m thinking either her husband is trying to assert his circus performer lookin’ ass, and remind her who owns her, as her career blossoms into something as huge as it once was, or maybe they are showing how much they love each other, because based on her stomach, I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant again and they want the media to know how happy they are that they’ll get to pawn the spawn of what may be satan off onto their nanny.
Not that any of us should care about this, but she is the world’s most beautiful woman according to People, so maybe our priorities are all fucked up…
I have no idea what this event is, but I assume it is a pussy shaving convention, a place where they discuss the latest trends in pussy shaving, a seminar put on by Venus to regain some traction against the bikini wax market…since bikini waxing is more popular than shaving…and gilette has billions more dollars than the little local asian lady you let play with your snatch…so that they can bring out the bottom feeding stars who you probably don’t want to see shaved down…cuz they are old mom’s….and old moms traditionally need to have a bush…it’s a generational thing…shave the bald pussy for your kids…plus pubic hair hides that scars and damage from the war that your pussy experienced in child birth….not to mention…I hate shaved pussy. It is cheesy Jersey shore mainstream shit. I hate waxed pussy. It reminds me of Ed Hardy. I hate that marketers made girls think Bush was a bad thing to sell hair removal products. Bush is erotic. Especially when it is fashionista hipster bush. cuz you know those bitches are just too hungry to have the energy to maintan, or maybe they are just being ironic, but either way they are not giving into the garbage that is shaved twat.
Apparently Alyssa Milano, even after blocking me on Twitter 2 Years ago- Agrees With me….
I always hated Jennifer Lopez. Not only did I find her fat ass nothing to get excited about back when fat asses were just gaining popularity, but I also always found her totally obnoxious, singing about how she came from the projects, like she was down to earth while driving in her luxury cars, living in her mansions, and bossing her staff around like the cunt that I know she is….She got press for being a talented singer, actor, dancer and all around performer and every positive review I could see her ego getting bigger and fucking bigger and I just couldn’t fucking take it anymore, then she luckily got pregnant and disappeared, giving me the down time I needed to not do anything crazy, like start guerilla army on the internet to track her down and teach her a lesson, but for some reason, she decided to make a comeback, probably cuz she realized how easy it is to trick the public into making her a lot of money, but that doesn’t make her any easier to tolerate….even when she’s bending over and flashing her ass…but that’s just because I always found her ass a disgusting mess….not that you care what I think…
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J.Lo just doesn’t give up…but she should…cuz there comes a time in every woman’s life where trying to reaffirm your sex appeal is pathetic and almost sad to watch. She married something out of a horror movie and had his kid and I guess realized that that doesn’t do it for her, but instead the eyes of men around the globe, fascinated with her ass was really the only thing she needed…too little too late….
Here she is slutting up her disgusting mom body at some event cuz she forgets she’s a mom and remembers being a slut since being a slut is what made her who she is…you know way further than the vagina ripping birthing process did….
Some bitches think their kids are the best thing that happened to them…you know their proudest moment….that life-changing experience that put everything in perspective and taught them what as actually important…but for J.Lo that happened with “Jenny From the Block” Album….cuz she’s a self-righteous cunt….and here she is showing off her body…holding the fuck on to whatever overrated trash she once was….
Bonus – Camilla Alves was there in some rubber lookin’ dress…Something she wasn’t wearing when Matt McConaughey knocked her up multiple times…
I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat….
Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots….
I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….
I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..
What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…
Jennifer Lopez is still alive and kicking, despite the countless number of times I’ve wished death upon her and here’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez pushing her tits out like a 14 year old girl at the summer camp dance trying to seduce her CIT, only less exciting. Maybe it’s be worth lookin’ at if she wasn’t such a fuckin’ cunt. The only thing good about Jennifer Lopez is that that Latina Hype shit that gave her a career a few years back has died the fuck down and no one gives a fuck about her or her fat ass anymore. The only bad thing about that is that she milked that shit like she wasn’t the lazy pig we all know she is, like the latinas I know milk the sales at cosmetic counter of my local dollar store…and here she is on set for a new movie and that is horrible news. Let’s hope something goes wrong.
And yes – I cropped out her ass because no one needs to be celebrating that shit…and by celebrating I mean masturbating to it…
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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….
Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.
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I never understood the hype about J.Lo’s ass, it always confused me that the world would be drawn to some bottom heavy slut, and make her insanely rich in the process.
Here she is fatter than she used to be and rockin’ a bikini. She was hoping no one would notice so she tried to throw in the mirrored bikini to blind the paparazzi cameras and figured if that didnt work, the reflection of her husbands scary white legs would do the trick, what she didn’t realize is that he’s too sickly thin to really do much distracting and actually turns invisible when the flash is on. I guess none of that matters, because you still have a thing for this whore who has openly had many dicks and no one’s ever called her out on it. I guess it’s just a middle class Peurto Rican from the bronx, going through an identity crisis all in hopes that the real hispanic population don’t catch on to the fact that she’s full of shit and is whiter than McCain.
I hate Jennifer Lopez. I hated her in Selena and hoped the president of her fan club shot her instead, but some how she worked her way into the limelight and I think it had to do with the media lying about how hot she was, because I have eyes and I see nothing hot about her. The media went on and on about her J.Lo booty and she aggressively pushed that hispanic movement bullshit, making her more hispanic than the rest of her family because she considered herself a decent actress and could imitate real hispanic people. The real issue with J.Lo is that throughout her shitty music career that made her rich, her stupid clothing company that gave fat chicks who can’t afford Juicy Couture their own kind of velour suit to wear, through the years dating Diddy rockin’ guns and Afleck rockin’ really shitty movies and into her mature relationship with fellow spic Mark Anthony, she never had a set of tits, but she does now and I’d say shit balanced out that ass of hers but the reality is that when she gave birth her vagina beat her tits to the punch and now J.Lo finally makes sense.
