Jennifer Love Hewitt makes me hungry and not in a sexual way…but in a get food in my belly to give me that moment of joy to distract me from the fact I’m not that tiny frame with big tits who everyone wanted to fuck anymore, but I am a hefty woman struggling with her weight and to find heels high enough to make my legs look like, cuz I can’t land a man, or really hold his interest enough for him to marry me, not even with my well trained mouth and throat muscles thanks to endless nights filled with ice cream, donuts, pizza and cake….I mean unless you count the loser fans who’d get with me like I was Britney and they were K-Fed, you know for the novelty of the whole thing, and for the better life I can provide, cuz reemember I’m rich! kind of way….
Here are some pics of her thick legs…
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Here are some pictures of what I assume is Jennifer Love Hewitt trying hard to steal the show from Jennifer Aniston at the Horrible Bosses premiere, cuz girls are catty and there’s only room for one of them on the red carpet, mainly because Jennifer Love takes up all the space…
What I’m trying to say is that just cuz bitch got herself all strapped the fuck down in a tight dress that I can only assume has more straps and harnesses under the shit to make her come across as something you want to fuck…even though the strapping and harnessing system neglected the backs of her thighs….she’s still never going to be what she was…jerk off able….big tits on a small frame….no matter how much modern science goes into a look…but for the benefit of all of us…she may want to figure out how to wear this shit everyday without people noticing, cuz it is a step up from THese Bikini Pics
I call this set of pics “A Bitch trying to tap into what made her famous, 20 years too late”….She’s all showing off her tits, when her tits aren’t that great to be shown off, you see cuz she was liked for one simple reason, she had big tits on a small frame, and big tits always lose their appeal, when the small frame catches up with the big tits. Not very impressive, if you know what I mean….
Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….
She really needs some tips on how to dress to make dudes want to fuck you…it’s like even if the bitch is fat, dumpy and older than when we used to jerk off to her, she could still exploit those tits, hike up the dress, or do anything to make her a little desirable…
I get that being the sluttiest bitch at the muslim colony cuz she’s showing some ankle is good in theory, since the world has so many muslims…and it could be a big market for her but not so good in practice, cuz it’s boring to look at….See Muslim, along with the kid I saw on Oprah who was allergic to the sun is the only people I know who leave the house…dressed this revealing….and I guess Jennifer Love’s decided to join that hustle….cuz maybe that farm girl in the 50s who was a good bible girl who had illicit thoughts and desires she took out on Daddy’s hired help is probably a fantasy to at least one person in their 70s who still remember an era of sluts disguised as conservative….I don’t remember yesterday. Who cares. FOLLOW ME
It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her.
You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change…
I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…
With hips like this, the last thing this bitch should be doing is carrying covering her tits, cuz the whole point of those tits is to balance her out. They are like the optical illusion that allows us to ignore her weigh gain, that she’s marketing as a weight loss, because she’s not quite as disgusting as she was……and the real issue in all this is why the fuck is she walking around with a binder, channeling some kind of school girl, trying to trick us into thinking she’s all youthful and not the washed up, unmarried, single woman with the body of a mom without the kids….not that any of this matters, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway….
She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.
This would have probably been exciting 15 years ago, when both these bitches mattered, before Jennifer Love got old and fat and Alyssa Milano got weathered and boring….Seriously, as if them doing homeless charities together wasn’t enough of an attempt to get the paparazzi to take a pic….staging these “almost” kissing pics is more desperate than two mom’s at a resort bar trying to get their husbands to notice them, but they are too busy checking out the young pussy that still matters.
I hate lightly humorous cries for attention, you know like “haha, we’re so silly and fun” kind of cries for attention. I like my bitches real desperate and willing to do things they never would have done when not desperate for attention, so these pics just piss me off. They are pathetic….but you are a loyal fan…and can’t get over these bitches….so here are the pics…
I am going to pass the fuck out now..
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With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us.
I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second.
Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….
I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.
This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…
Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…
Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more….
That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….
Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….
She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.
They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….
You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….
Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….
So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..
