I recently banged a girl with small fake tits, the kind you wouldn’t know were fake tits, cuz why bother getting fake tits that aren’t ridiculous, unless you were chipping a tooth on their tennis ball firmness….and you know she made me a believer in the fact that fake tits aren’t as bad as I used to think they were….
You know, they save a bitch from having shitty tits, a fate sometimes worse than death, and they look great when they are bouncing on your dick….or when in bathing suits, bras, clothes, whatever….
But unless shit is for a cancer survivor, the kind of girl who gets fake tits remains the same, whether they are the stupid sized ones or the little one….an insecure, uncomfortable in themselves, possibly self hating, definitely seeking the attention or approval of others, probably cuz one of their family members probably abandoned them as a child.
Here’s the video footage I watched on mute, even though I am sure it has amazing high caliber journalistic qualities to it…
I once spoke to the photographer who does this “Me in My Place” series for Esquire…I dont’ remember much about the conversation but I do remember that he’s pretty much a genius.
So he gets hot girls in their underwear in their houses….you know to give us, the voyeur, a glimpse of what goes down for them and where it goes down everytime they fuck at home….it also give us, the decorator, ideas for how we’d like to set up our house…and that’s with half naked Polish born, American Raised 32 year old has-been who never was, but who still has a better house than you…..pussy.
You may not remember Joanna Krupa….she’s some model FHM girl who was big a few years ago …but who is now 32 and has already given up on her career, proved by the fact that she did Dancing With the Stars, a show everyone knows doesn’t bring back careers, especially when said careers hardly existed….
She plays up the war torn Poland upbringing, but the truth is she was in America at 5, only to end up in American Lad Mags when they still mattered….
I’m only posting these boring pics of her, because I’ve been tryign to add her to FACEBOOK and she constantly rejects me…and I take offense when that happens, especially when bitch doesn’t matter, isn’t a celebrity, and has little going for her, I mean other than the potential to marry a rich dude as arm candy…cuz that happens all the time….I hate snobs who think they are better than you…so ADD HER TO FACEBOOK and let her know she’s a cunt….put her in her irrelevant place..
Joanna Krupa made a career off a set of fake tits, a bullshit story of being a Polish immigrant living the American dream, even though she lived here since she was 3 or something, making her about as Polish as I am, cuz I have a dream of juggling with a bear in a circus one day, so she got a few spreads in some Men’s magazines, made a few Top 100 lists, back in the 90s and did Dancing with the Stars before she ever really made it as a star…making her a huge waste of time, but she still shows off her number one investment, and I guess that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…here are the pics….before she turns 40 and is forever forgotten…
I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me
This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard.
Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.
My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short….
I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window.
I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show….
I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…
Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top….
I guess it was useless nobody who used to be hotter back when they had an ego and didn’t realize that it would all come to an end now that they got old day at the dog park, I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I’m trying to say is that there was a time when these girls both though they had the world in the palm of their hands, because they were hot and everyone was recognizing how hot they were and giving them low level jobs that were important enough for them to think they had it all, but now they are old, their careers never really took off, and they are just hanging on going to whatever events they can before they are totally forgotten and I still think at least one of them is hot, seriously I don’t know what Denise Richards did to herself, but it looks like serious heavy drug use and bad plastic surgery and I can only hope her spirits are lost because a girl who has lost her spirit is more nudity even if it’s not as good as it was but is still better than nothing….
So here they are with their little friends who eat their tampons, if they still get their periods, who eat their dirty underwear, who watch them shit and piss, and who see them fuck and masturbate…a life much better than the one my dog has, who plays amongst garbage and rarely gets fed anything but Mac and Cheese…but does get to watch me wipe my wife’s ass and even he knows that’s pathetic….
I got in a fight with a Russian woman yesterday, because Russian’s are fucking insane. I guess it’s all those years of communist rule, rationed bread and work camps, communal thinking and dreams of escaping to America to one day drive a cab, or become a mail order bride to be able to afford a pair of Levis makes a motherfucker pretty fucking angry and bitter. I am not gonna bother going into details because the shit was so fucking stupid, but I will say that after our minor exchange, the bitch would no let it go, for 3 hours she kept coming back to me and getting in my fucking face, cuz I guess Russians hold a grudge, but then again, the Cold War already taught me that….
I know Joanna Krupa’s not a Russian, but I can only assume this cabbage farmer’s daughter has the same miserable, angry look and least that’s the only explanation I have for that scowl on her weathered face other than that she’s getting old and tired….
I guess she’s made her mark and has done all her skill set has allowed and had this been 20 years ago, she could have been inspiration to all the Polish people stuck in their country, unable to escape, bringing hope that one day you would be able to become a whore in America, who models Lingerie and nude and who never really amounts to anything, or is never really respected, and who just gets old when is she is no longer marketable according to her low level clients, cuz her body was the only marketable thing she had….
Joanna would rather get naked than wear fur because wearing fur never got her out of her Polish immigrant home and inot the magazines, but getting naked did. She’s a glorified fake titty whore who paid Dancing with the Stars to include her as a star despite this being the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career and will be the biggest thing she’s ever done in her career. She’s just a fake titty useless bitch but the reality of it all is that I don’t mind seeing her naked…I actually like it…I just want her to know she’s garbage to help her feel better about her decision when she gets into the lap dancing business at the local stripclub….cuz girls with egos are always a pain in the ass as strippers….the garbage girls who think stripping is the ultimate and all they deserve put a lot more effort in…unfortunately those girls are usually the fat ones….or the ones who are too old or smell….the hot ones always think they’re walking the runway as they are flashing their pussy on stage for 5 dollars a fucking song…
This video makes me want a fur carpet to fuck the shit out of Joanna Krupa on….
Joanna Krupa has been trying to solidify herself as famous or relevant by taking her clothes off for the last 8 years and the best job that she’s got in all those years is a gig on Dancing with the Stars, something designed for has-beens who had no more hope of making a comeback or having a career but did have a lot of time on their hands and were desperate to find something to keep themselves busy due to the suicidal thoughts they were constantly having and their therapists orders because otherwise they’d be found hanging from the rafters, cuz they sold their soul to the devil so many years ago, thinking their peak was just the beginning and nothing would get lower than that and now they are paying like they were Lindsay Lohan by humilating themselves thru dance.
So instead of being someone who became a nobody holding on for sanity on a show that happened to get famous, she was an actual nobody who figured the show would help get her out having no work, despite her willingness to show off her fake tits, since she did spend her yearly income on them in hopes of making more money as a bottom feeder, you know titties as a tool to get noticed….and now she’s doing December 2009 Playboy, because when people are watching and you are a household name for the first time in your life…you gotta pull all the stops and really saturate the market with you.
The only problem I have with this bitch getting naked for fame like she always had, hopefully with a better outcome now that she’s a household name, is that she’s not flashing her fucking pussy.
Any whore with little self-respect willing to do anything to make it in entertainment but unsure how to share what she thinks is her hot body and talent knows that includes local low level productions so long as they are paying, even if they are for weird fetish videos like Tickle fetishes, figuring as long as they aren’t showing pussy or getting fucked on camera, it won’t be all that bad, unless you end up on dancing with the stars, in which case the people who would otherwise keep their foot tickle fetish secret, send in their favorite clip to TMZ to both bring light to their market, in hopes of some fresh content will be produced now that we know there’s a market all at the expense of Joanna Krupa’s humility….Here is a clip from her tickle fetish video weirdness…if you get off to this…you are officially strange.
Here are some pictures of Joanna Krupa in an almost hot dress that I’ve had lying around the last couple of days. If you don’t remember her, she was some bottom feeder model and actor who some how managed to get on Dancing With The Stars, a show that normally goes after has-beens, but that her people went after for her, because it will be the single biggest thing in her career, I mean except the American cock she sucked when she was 5 and moved to America.
Joanna Krupa would be more interesting of a slut if she actually grew up in Poland during communism, instead the bitch fled the shit when she was 5 like some little pussy too scared to enter the Eastern European sex trade and that kind of lack of discipline and commitment to her journey to America the land of opportunity makes me mad. When I know she got her at 5 and lived an American life, with American wants and needs and lazy American struggle to the top, I realize why she is barely famous, but tried a few years ago and is trying again by being on Dancing with the Stars who are hardly stars….and here she is at some event….
All this whole comeback thing is too bad, because before she hit rock bottom she was modeling for some trashy lingerie company, showing off her titties and even rockin’s some crotchless panties, leading me to believe if things got bad enough for her, she woulda sucked dick on camera to stay relevant but then fuckin’ Dancing with the Stars had to ruin that shit for me….Cocksuckers….
In the event her fake hair, fake tits and porn clothes weren’t enough for you to reaize Joanna Krupa was nothing but a glorified stripper, who got paid to get naked/ half naked and cocktease dudes around the world, well maybe the 1.5 million dollar ring on her finger, that her fiance gave her because I guess he realizes the only way to truly show a whore you appreciate her is with expensive things, because whores think they deserve the best, when really they just deserve to be fucked and left in the gutter.
I don’t care how hot a pussy is or how much money a motherfucker has, no one is worth spending 1.5 million dollars on, especially when it comes to an engagement ring you know is just the first stage of her taking half of everything you own when she finds someone better a few years down the road, and I just hope she takes her honeymoon somewhere where locals get angry at the excessive white tourists and machete her finger off to teach her a fuckin’ lesson that she will forever rememeber everytime she looks at her hand, and her that lesson is that there is such thing as being an excessive greedy whore, especially when you’re from a fuckin’ unheated Polish tennament with no running water and 2 loafs of rationed bread a week.
Sure bitch has really come along way, now she spreads your legs for inaninmate objects worth more than most people, instead for spreading her legs for older men when she was in the Eastern European sex trade for a few Polish Zloty, but she’s still just as much of a fuckin’ pig who makes me fuckin’ sick…
