This is a clip from one of Katherine Heigl’s riveting performances in a romantic comedy you’d probably rather rip your eyes out than watch….seriously…I remember seeing a trailer for this and not only was I offended a storyline like this was sold and made into a moive….but I was offended that they cast Katherine Heigl….because I come from the school of thought that she’s the devil and should be ignored for the benefit of the world….putting her in movies does the opposite of that….it celebrates her and makes her an idol to dumb little girls….breeding a whole new generation of idiots….
Well the good news is that she got naked in the movie, but I don’t really know if that’s good news…but it is strategic naked, so if you’re on the fence about a naked Heigl cuz you think she’s fat…vile and the devil….you don’t have to watch this….
There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….
I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.
I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…
That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….
Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…
Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell
Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…
Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…
Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….
Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl stopping by her salon, where I assume she’s gonna use some smoke and mirrors to make herself look as presentable as possible, when she should be stopping by her plastic surgeon for some liposuction, or maybe to some wich doctor who can reduce the density of her bones, cuz clearly, she’s big boned and sure the only thing good about big boned may never get Osteoporosis, and the only thing attractive about women who can’t get Osteoporosis is to women who have Osteoporosis and thus envy, making Heigl a BoneDensity-spiration, like fat bitches obsessed with skinny, or breast cancer survivors obsessed with Liz Hurley, but I’m the kind of guy who looks for bitches at risk of getting Osteoporosis…you know cuz they aren’t built like football players….
I hate this bitch. That’s all I have to say about that.
I’ve been calling Katherine Heigl a fat pig of a woman who doesn’t deserve any fame, attention, or jobs unless she’s working the cash at Walmart since I first found out who Katherine Heigl was….I would get backlash from people, who I guess were Grey’s Anatomy fans, saying how sick I was and how beautiful she was and how great her tits were, not knowing it was all diversion from her actual sloppy self and all I gotta say is that this double chin don’t lie….she’s fat, I’m always right, fuck you. Stop masturbating and make something of your life. Loser.
Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl struggling with her shopping cart because she’s fat and that’s what happens when you’re weighed down with food….I figured from her dumpy figure….and big tits that only come with over-eating – this was the case…I’m insightful like that…
I mean sure you can argue it is her prepping thanksgiving, where she tells the family how thankful she is for how great she is, and how despite being ugly, has managed to get cast in tons of movies, in some kind of miracle, only selling her soul to the devil would explain, because seriously, everything about her is a cunt……Happy Thanksgiving you undeserving priviledged twat.
These are some funny pictures of sloppy bodied, usually dumpy and unshowered with a cunt who thinks she is hot and can’t be bothered face, all unattractive amd Katherine Heigl who I hate for no reason other than that she’s been marketed, or presented as a sex symbol of some sort, and that label has got to her head, and she believes the shit, when I just think she’s a poster girl for why you should have an eating disorder….or at least why you need to suck dick to get ahead, cuz so many girls much hotter than her, aren’t living her life, cuz they don’t have that rigt attitude…not that it matters…because today, she oddly, out of character, got into whore clothes instead of her regular period, can’t be bothered clothes ….to hit up the animal shelter…and that makes no fuckin sense. White gogo boots and all…what the fuck.
Here are some slopppy Heigl tits…..she’s a mom who has ruined the mom tit fetish I’ve recently developed watching moms this past summer at the coffee shop…or in the park…doing mom yoga trying to get their bodies tight again…even though it’s a waste of time…cuz having a kid kinda takes that ability away from a motherfucker….
I think it has to do with me always being hungry and liking tits, killing two birds with one nipple….but Heigl just looks dumpy as shit and it amazes me that she even got famous to begin with…I’d bet there are dozens and dozens of girls hotter and more talented just not known yet…I think it’d be a good time to replace this one with them, she’s tired and it’s time to hang her career up to focus on mom shit….mom shit I’m sure is vile in her case…cuz you don’t get a body like this eating well….
I fucking hate Katherine Heigl because she looks like a serious cunt. She just has that kind of face you’d want to knock the fuck out if you could get passed her security….
You know one of those fat chicks who thinks she is better than she actually is all because some asshole decided to give her work, make her millions, leading to this diva shit that looks like it was supposed to be sitting behind a desk, working menial job cuz she has no personality, eating snack food all day in anticipation for her night of cuddling with her cat watching reruns of friends….all lonely and depressing….at least that’s what her body looks like…but instead is walkign the streets acting like spoiled brat…and in these pictures flashing panties that no one should see because she’s disgusting…but instead that people are masturbating to cuz it’s all marketing…I mean shit…some poor fucker knocked this bitch up and married her….that shoulda never happened….all marketing..
Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl looking like shit, which isn’t news because she’s a dumpy cunt who always looks like shit, but for some reson thinks she’s hot, because I guess she works in movies and people buy into marketing and things they say on TV, when anyone with a fucking penis and a brain knows, that this is the kind of girl you fuck cuz it is around and not something you masturbate to….ever.
I am posting these pics cuz my good friend Speedmonkey saw her on the street yesterday, in this same outfit, and asked her for a pic, and she was a rude cunt to him, she either ignored him, or walked by him, or told him to fuck off….all things that deserve to be cunt punched out of her, cuz bitches like this aren’t supposed to have egos, they’re supposed to suck your dick cuz no one else is perverted or desperate enough to give them dick…
Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl reminding us that she’s fat, lazy looking and quite possibly the fattest pig in barn…the pig who’s fat uninteresting tits aren’t spectacular enough for my pervert ass to ignore the rest of her, unless of course she was sitting across from me in the park, in which case she’d be good to go, but I don’t like admitting that to myself. As far as I’m concerned and as long as she’s in pictures, she’s the fucking worst…
I have never found Katherine Heigle to be anything but the pig woman that she is. I always found it funny when they made her the love interest in movies, because it just wasn’t believable, there’s no way she was ever the love interest, she’s more the kind of girl you accidentally got pregnant and got stuck with. I get that the film studios are trying to cast people the public can relate to, and American women are fat as fuck, but seriously, I think Hollywood was a hell of a lot more classy, interesting, something to envy, when it held unrealistic expectations of people, you know back in the 40s, when the stars were actually stars and not just bitches you wonder how they ended up where they are, and in Heigls case, it’s safe to assume she ate herself there…
Here she is in a bikini looking like shit, smoking like a good mother would, sloppy bodied cuz the only workout she gets is when her heart rate goes up from the nicotene…
Speaking of nicotene, I am coincidentally wearing my wife’s patch today, not cuz I smoke, but cuz I’m out of bath salts to smoke, and I’m all about not being sober.
Here are the Heigl pics, unfortunately big tits aren’t all that great when the rest of the bitch is big too..swimming in her towel to cover her dumpy ass is appreciated, but next time, maybe bitch should keep that mom body locked up in the room contemplating suicide instead of this stunt. FOLLOW ME
It always amazes me when I hear people say shit like “Katherine Heigl is so Hot”…I know, shocking, but it has happened and it throws me off, mainly because she’s a fucking monster…the kind of pussy you’d expect to start a Tsunami when cum farting a load out of her ass in the bath…so I decided to post these pictures of her man-handling some dude – to prove my fucking point that she’s a monster…always appropriate to post the closest thing to Godzilla in Hollywood…you know always tying bullshit disasters to natural disasters…it’s my thing.
Sofia Vergara landed a role in a movie, I guess cuz Hollywood is obvious nd figure people watch her on TV, they’ll definitely want to watch her in a movie, especially if they make her wear low cut shirts, hopefully shirts far better than this one….cuz this one makes her look like the mom that she is and now I’m trying to figure out if 45 year old moms shave their cunts bald for more than just a novelty act for their husbands, cuz the I can never take a bald vagina on a 45 year old mom seriously…It’s like what are you tyring to prove? Leave the bald pussy for the 5 year olds and college kids….and here are a few pics of her on set…
Katherine Heigl was being a bad parent the other night and decided to have a little hot tub party like she was still in college only with a body of a 35 year old mom….I don’t know if their was cocaine, drinking, E or roofies in the mix to make this an actual hot tub party…but I do know the police were called possibly cuz the hot tub was made into a health hazard they had to confiscate due to dirty pussy….like the time my friend told his wife he got herpes after a conference in the Bahamas from being in a dirty hot tub…and neglected to tell her that he was also in a dirty local….
Either way the paps got a bikini pic and all bikini pics on bitches with tits are good for my soul.
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