So KATHERINE MCPHEE…who I wrote about yesterday for being half naked in GQ is in a new show that I guess is designed to take on Glee with some song and dance shit at the college level….where bitch is training to be in musical theater….and it aired last night….

I have better things to do with my time than watch garbage shows that I don’t think should be produced in the first place cuz TV has ruined america by feeding them lies…while life passes before their eyes….instead of living life trying to fuck whores while drunk……they’re watching them on TV all scripted and lying….but it turns out McPhee showed off her little elegant implants…pushed up and amazing…and here are the screen caps….for those of you smart enough to skip this crap and watch something worthwhile…like porn….where there are actual tits to look at…..

Skinny Katherine McPhee from American Idol fame, marrying way older dude fame, eating disorder fame, getting her armpit licked fame , Vagina Eating her Pants Fame , See thru shirt fame, Some Bikini Pic Fame, some hot cleavage fame and most importantly panty flashing fame… that’s really all that famous….but apparently she’s an actor now and in some new show….

A dirty, hippie, vegan bitch I originally met in the park cuz she was trying to get me to sign something protesting composting not being available to apartment dwellers…or some shit I responded to cuz she had no bra on….and decided to make into a FB friend….once asked me when drunk if she could sniff my dirty armpit while I lick her dirty armpit while mutually masturbating…making me think Armpits are an actual fetish…and this Katherine McPhee shit is making someone somewhere very happy as her jerks off right now….unfortuantly…I like my armpit fetish porn with more nudity.

Yes, I posted the french trailer, because it is the only thing that makes this crap a cultural experience…..What garbage….. I mean other than the fact that it was made, and more importantly that someone actually paid serious money to have it made, and I assume this is written by the same people who did that Piranha 3D shit that I had the horrible misfortune of watching because my friend is a pervert who likes seeing Riley Steele Porn Naked Tits and Naked Kelly Brook Huge tits getting eaten alive after a romantic underwater dance……

It’s some straight to DVD Caliber…but here are some promo pics and screenshots cuz I got nothing else going on today…and I like shitty movies with lots of bikini and tit to distract from how shitty it is….I am just offended this smut exists when there are starving children in the world…

No they aren’t paying me for this, but they should….

Whenever I overhear divorcees in the coffee shop talking about watching American Idol, I ask them why, they usually don’t answer….because I make them nervous….See I don’t expect more out of these bitches because I know lonely, depressed people who live the 9 to 5 life, find comfort in shitlike American Idol and like to plan their week around the shit….but I hate that American Idol doesn’t ever make fucking Idols like they claim they do….the whole thing is bullshit, that makes assholes richer than God because they found a formula to trick America into thinking they are relevant….

Other than Kelly Clarkson, no American Idol winner has really done shit. Sure there’s that dude horrible phenomenon called Daughtry and then Carrie Underwood and whoever else who was kicked off and managed to spin off the success of the shit into something that’s worth noticing other, but there are more Katherine McPhee losers, who other than jacking her pants in her pussy so someone takes a pictures of her….aren’t up to much….

It’s like all she’s good for is eating disorders and cameltoe, something that I am very fond of, because seeing pussy definition excites me, especially on pussy I probably will never see out of pants, but that shit really doesn’t take any talent to pull off, it just takes tight enough pants, so it’s not really worth celebrating, it’s just worth enjoying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

I guess Katherine McPhee is at the bra store, trying on bras and I wasn’t really sure why I bothered posting this shit, because I don’t think Katherine McPhee matters, sure she had an eating disorder and that’s alway a good mentor to the kids, but assume it had more to do with it reminding me of the month I spent at the bra store in the local mall every fucking day, before being asked to stay the fuck away, because shit is pornographic, you know chicks of all ages checking each other out, grabbing at themselves, testing how much cleavage a bra gives and the whole thing was an amazing free show. It’s like the second they walked into the shit, they didn’t give a fuck about being respectable ladies, and instead were full-fledged whores. It was some safe haven they could be their true selves, which apparently wasn’t open to having visitors like me…here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

I think the whole idea of getting excited about a girl in a see thru shirt is pretty childish, or virginal, especially when the bitch has a fucking bra on. Seriously, I don’t even think I got hard for this shit when I was 14 and over the years I’ve determined I’m not a fucking homo, but we live in a generation where the bra is pretty much the equvalent to a fucking shirt, so I’ve got nothing to say about these pictures of this American Idol contestant, other than that she looks like serious fucking shit, and for the virgin losers who accidentally land on this site, here she is in a see thru shirt for you to jerk off to, cuz bra’s are like fucking porn to you or some shit…

Pics via Fame

Here is some bullshit Funny or Die video, even though I hate Funny or Die, but it’s a lot easier to post than pictures cuz I am lazy.

The video is about a group of almost celebs talking about breast cancer and giving themselves self checks, and the whole thing is fucking boring, even when Alyson Hannigan feels up one of the bitches. You could just press play to find all this boring out for yourself, instead of making me do this recap cuz I am lazy….

The joke is weak as fuck, but I like celebrating tits and saving girls everywhere from having to chop them off, because I am a fucking hero when it comes to tits, so I figure I’ll post it for you to masturbate to.

I remember when Katherine McPhee was coming up on American Idol. She had big tits, was decent to look at compare to Clay Aiken or whoever the fuck was on her season, I’d have to ask Ryan Seacrest but dude’s been ignoring my online sexual harrassment, so I’ll just go with Aiken and I didn’t mind thinking about doing dirty things to her.

I remember when Katherine McPhee had some eating disorder because she was a fat bitch with control issues or insecurity or whatever that magical formula that fucks girls up and causes them to stop eating and get skinny the way I like them.

I remember when she got married to some older dude because she had daddy issues and I figured I could relate, at least with the older dude, because I am all about bringing young busty girls under my wing to take advantage of.

Now despite my prediction that she’d fall off the fuckin’ map you know since she’s some reality star and shit, but apparently all my theories are wrong and she’s filming some movie in a bikini.

That was my relationship with Katherine McPhee recap. Stay tuned for more useless information that isn’t funny.

Katherine Mcphee may not have much of a career since losing American Idol…or did she win American Idol? Truth is if you’re on American Idol, even if you win, you still lose to the rest of the world, because reality TV sucks and is the single most obnoxious way to get famous and is the real downfall of this generation, I remember a time when the only commoners who could get on TV were on the local news as a street comment, or on the National News if you did something really bad, or the audience of talk shows or contestants on Game Shows and no one remembered you the second the show was over, but now, everyone is fuckin’ famous, everyone is on YouTube, everyone is just like the stars and people recognize them and pay them to do stupid things, when they should have been at home doing the fuckin’ dishes watching sitcoms and getting ready for bed because they have an early day at the factory tomorrow or some shit….

But Katherine Mcphee does have some pretty amazing tits.

Note: I don’t know if that reads the way I want it to, so if you’re confused, it’s ok, my pee is brown and need water.

All the trains were broken today (like your penis) and the buses were crowded as fuck. I shoved a nun to make room, reason #956 why I am going to Hell, but hell is probably full of some real fun assholes so I don’t care. What was really not fun was my night. I wore the world’s best short, boob dress with some pink bra exposed (tribute to Britney) which matched my hooker hot-pink heels. I showed up at my friend’s party and it was all skinny 22 year-old accountants with acne. I got wasted because there was nothing else left to do.

I tried to salvage the night by going to some bar this bartender i met in Chicago last November said he would be working at in January when he moved to the city, and told me i should pay him a visit. This bartender was fucking ripped and I wish I had remembered sooner because now it’s July, and surprise, he doesn’t work there anymore. To make things worse, everyone in the place fell out of Anne Taylor and J Crew catalogues and were all paired off like good little spoonfed WASPs. So I just sat there in my party slut gear, nursing a gin and tonic. The only guys that weren’t saddled with brides-in-waiting were really into the game, and I know nothing about sports, and sauntering up to them in my whore getup was just too much of a hooker flashback for me. Plus they were wearing chinos and loafers and I hate assholes in loafers. I finished my drink and went home, and got cat-called at by around 6 mexicans so I know I definitely looked like a hooker. I should have just gone to some bar in the East Village where I would have fit in better and gotten laid.

Here is Katharine McPhee flashing you her underwear on the set of some movie that is probably gonna be as good as that American Idol movie “From Justin to Kelly.” She is annoying and WASPy like all those cunts last night.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)
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When I was a little kid I was pretty scrawny but as soon as I hit high school I got really fucking fat. I was totally sublimating my crushes on my male classmates with food, which is a classic gay move. Once I moved to the big city and realized that no self-respecting gay guy is going to fuck a 200 pound, fat 19 year old, I went on the Mary-Kate Olsen diet of Diet Red Bulls and Vodka and Marlboro Lights.

Even though I am wicked skinny now, you can still see in my face that there is a trapped fat kid inside my body just dying to get out. But I’m going to keep him away until I find a rich husband and don’t care what I look like anymore.

Now I know Katherine McPhee had a major eating disorder or some shit but girl’s gotta stick with it. When I see her I can still see a little fat Katherine inside, desperately yearning to binge on KrispeyKremes and Double Whoppers. But if I can keep it off, you can keep it off!!

(snaps fingers)

Julien’s Helpful Hint: Deepthroating can sometimes make you vomit. So go binge all you want and then suck some serious cock. But please run to the bathroom before you purge Guys do NOT appreciate it when you hurl all over their junk (I know from experience, Sorry again Jason!)

Smooch!

Julien