Katie Holmes sexed herself up for some photoshoot….and although she has an older looking face…like the bitch is no longer that cute high school girl you once jerked off to…because she is now a mom married to a crazy person spending her days waiting for the coming ALIENS and I don’t mean said husband during sex…..but she’s still got tits cuz no breast cancer for her yet…even the odds are 1 in 8…..and here she is using them to make us like her….

Here’s some not so exciting sci-fi, space invader, they walk amongst us shit…all kinds of pictures of Katie Holmes in what looks like a see through dress showing some bra…cuz bras are the new outerwear…..proving that not only is she going to out live all of us being saved by her alien sex partners who abduct her and probe her anally as her Daughter plots global domination every night while Tom Cruise jerks off in the corner, cuz alien cock in his mouth doesn’t make him gay….you understand people?….but that she’s also a total slut.

I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….

Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…

Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….

Katie Holmes was a good drone and went to visit her stage boyfriend Tom Cruise because he ordered her to. She luckily wore tight pants, because despite selling her soul to the devil that is scientology, and ore importantly to one of scientology’s human representative, she’s still got a little sex appeal…sex appeal Tom Cruise probably doesn’t see as he stands awkwardly next to her…because the first rule behind being a Scientologist is being gay.

Here are the pics of this hip grabbin’ as you fake laugh as your wife puts in her contractual obligated time for good times.

Here are some Alien worshipping, brainwashed and controled by a gay midget, wearing a pair of short demin short, giving us a glimpse of all she’s thrown away, all from being a broken down celeb, insecure in her career, in need of some level of stability to attach herself to…and it’s too bad cuz I saw her tits in a movie years ago and expected a hugely different hustle for her…but there’s always a hope of divorce, selling off her kid to science for being a miracle baby that came out of sexless relationships, and a topless comeback…but until then…these shorts are the best we get of Katie Holmes.

There was a time when Katie Holmes had potential…you now before she was medicated and turned into a Stepford wife….all brainwashed by her childhood Top Gun / Cocktail crush….and willing to do everything he tells her…including getting knocked up and waiting for aliens to take them away…..

There was a time when Katie Holmes was an teen dream, you know on the cover of “Tiger” and “Teen Beat” that you’d tell the clerk you were buying for your daughter, when really you were buying it to jerk off….

She coulda gone any route…from sex tape to panty flash to exciting and interesting…but instead…she is a robot…and it fucking sucks…not to mention…she doesn’t even have tits anymore…not sure what happened to those but assume it’s got something to do with Tom Cruise being gay andher being his front he still wants to be able to cum to….

Either way….here’s the pics of her at a some premiere…

I don’t know what Katie Holmes is shooting for but I assume it is American Apparel…you know the creepy pics the owner shoots of his staff after making them dildo fuck themselves to orgasm in exchange for a campaign starring them…every girl’s dream…

I am a fan of the tube top bikini top you see the hipster bitches in sheer tank tops rocking under their tank tops to prevent the world from seeing their hipster nipples at least when they aren’t real hipsters, cuz real hipsters just don’t give a fuck, it’s part of the hipster way, and nipple is just high fashion and next level, or some other weird artist shit I don’t mind, cuz it leads to me being flashed when I leave the fucking house thanks to this American Apparel generation…..the gap gone 70s porn…good market it to be in…I’m just blown away everytime I see mothers and daughters shop there together….

Either way, Katie Holmes is a brainwashed bitch and that in and of itself, is pornographic, with or without tube tops.

Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to….

I know if I was a sci-fi writer, instead of a blog no one reads writer, I’d make my rich person cult to make myself millions, jacked up with a lot more sex…I mean there area few low level alien worshiping cults here, and they involve one main dude, a massive compound, and a lot of hardcore sex. My cult would involve bikini parties, nudist everything, and like a muslim four major prayer times signaled by a giant bell, only our kind of prayer would be sucking my dick.

I don’t know shit about this Scientology shit, I just know Tom Cruise is a homosexual, I dont know how Suri was conceived, but more importantly, I don’t know what happened to Katie Holmes’ tit…maybe the opression caused stress that made them go into hiding….

Who knows, I just think she needs to be a bigger fucking slut….more nude scenes all I know her from is talking too much in the most annoying way in Dawson’s Creek, and I only watched that show once. I want to know her for the bitch who can blow bubbles or do other circus tricks out of her cunt.

All this waiting for a fake alien created by an acid flashback makes a bitch boring.

I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…

Here are some pictures of Katie Holme’s alien loving ass for no reason other than posting a bitch who feel off the map after everyone in the world wanted to fuck her hot tits, even if it was just to shut her annoying character up on Dawson’s Creek, it still counts…

I don’t understand Scientology, other than seeing it as an amazing scam created by a sci/fi writer who figured if he hooked people into believing in something, like it was a religion, they’d pay top dollar for a book he limits to the people who pay him millions per copy…It’s like a pyramid scheme where you buy more and more expensive books looking for salvation…until reaching the ultimate book, a few million dollars later…only to realize you’re just an insecure asshole who wasted a few million dollars….cuz rich people are crazy…

But that doesn’t change the fact that bitch is in tight pants….what she does with her spare time doesn’t matter, but as far as I’m concerned, it’d be better spent masturbating on webcam for me…

Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…

Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…

Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.

Here are some pictures of Katie Holmes in a bathing suit, hiding her sloppy mom stomach, showing off her under appreciated and more importantly under-used tits…because she decided to marry cult leader Tom Cruise and his creepy fucking smile….getting pregnant fast, probably through artificial insemination…like a lesbian or science experiment, without having the chance or taking the opportunity in her personal life to go down the road of celebrity slut, flashing her pussy, passing out drunk, trashing hotel rooms, and ending up in rehab…or taking movie roles with tons of sex scenes in her professional life, What a fucking waste…but I take what I can get and here it is…

I haven’t always loved Katie Holmes. If anything I’ve always found her a bit of an uptight looking cunt….I didn’t even care when Tom Cruise Brainwashed her into his weird religious trap of weirdness….I just couldn’t be bothered….

But I’ve always loved Katie Holmes tit. There’s a movie she’s in where she gets raped and kill and you see her topeless, that’s clearly her best work, and something I assume may be a self fullfilling prophecy when Tom Cruise finally loses his fucking mind officially….

So seeing her exploit her tit for a change is good enough for me to post…

I hate all award shows with a passion. The reason is not because they don’t invite me to attend or that they don’t even give me press access. It’s just that I don’t care to see an industry reward itself in some big scale event that people watch cuz they think it actually matters. It’s all bullshit and I don’t know who was nominated, I do know they know they probably already know the winner, because that’s just how these things worked as everything is paid of and staged….cuz the judges are all insiders….and I just don’t like partcipating in that kind of propaganda bullshit…so if you’re interested in knowing who is nominated because you drink the kool aid and are into this kind of thing you’ll have to use google…I’ll just look at the legs that were at the nomination presentation event…because they belong to Katie Holmes and I think it’s always worth celebrating when a bitch who’s tits I loved in some movie she was topless in is let out of her cage…

Bonus – Some Gia Mangina Mantegna bitch was also there and luckily she brought her legs too. I have no idea who she is, but you can look it up while checking the nominations, you popculture brainwashed homo.