Lisa Rinna got new lips, which I guess kinda fucks me up, because I don’t know where to go with a post about her as I’ve always just resorted to somehow cross-referencing the shit to the lips in her panties….but then again I don’t think anyone really knows who Lisa Rinna is or what she does…I only know her as the bitch in hollywood with a pussy on her face…and now she’s not even that…She did do PLAYBOY and I have a lot of LISA RINNA POSTS in the archive….but that doesn’t make her hot…the whole fact she looked like the living dead who died when an industrial vaccuum sucked off her face was why I liked her…now I am lost and have no idea where to go….
She looks like skeletor and unless you have a Heman fetish, I can’t think this fake titty, fake face, hard yet sloppy body can do anything for anyone on a sexual level, but then again, when I worked in the warehouse at a porn company, the tranny shit flew off the shelves, cuz sometimes dudes who don’t get laid need new and different images to explore…even if those images are of women with dicks…that’s not to say Lisa Rinna is a tranny, but it is to say she’s as unnatural as one….
I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me…
I dont’ really know what’s wrong with me – but I fixated on old pussy today. I think I’m trying to distract the FBI from my early morning / late night Miley Cyrus video unintentially because I’m convinced that a pantsless Miley is some kind of trap and this is the only way to divert, so what better way to show the world how much I love hags, cuz I do love all pussy, by posting a little Lisa Rinna hard nipple, even if those nipples are only a couple years old thanks to plastic surgery, or what Lisa RInna likes to call “the only thing that makes her feel alive”……
I still don’t really know what Lisa Rinna does other than get bad plastic surgery, but I do know that her nipples are hard in these pictures, which after having married a fat slob with inverted nipples, is exciting to me, cuz there’s nothing worse than trying to find nipple when trying get it on with a bitch back when you used to fool around and care about feeling her up, before slowly letting that turn into fucking for the sake of cumming, to not fucking at all….marriage is a shitty thing and I guess so are Lisa Rinna blowjobs because she has no mobility in her lips and shit would be like shoving your dick inside a pool toy or anything else made of hard plastic with a hole small enough to fit you in it…
I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face…..
If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue.
Lisa Rinna was out wearing some tight pants the other day and you shouldn’t really care because you saw her naked plastic ass photoshopped in Playboy this past year and they may have strategically blocked out her pussy lips so that we’ll never know if they are as big, swollen and red as the lips on her face are, but in the event you want to get off to her because you are weird, you can always do a google search so that you’re not stuck jerking off to bullshit pictures like this and that’s all I have to say about this nobody…who is more of a somebody than me…otherwise I wouldn’t be talking about her…but I would be talking about me….which I guess I kind of am….how annoying of me.
I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….
I hate these staged bikini stunts to get into the tabloids, but I guess I got no choice but to post them….cuz I am addicted to the process…and by process I mean bikinis even when the cunt in the bikini is acting like an asshole…
You know when your favorite pair of leather shoes you bought at the Salvation Army because you liked the idea of wearing a pair of shoes someone may have likely died in, not to mention becaue it is all you can really afford, and they seemed like they were in good enough condition, other than the smell of some other asshole’s foot fungus still lingering in the shit, but you wear those fuckers religiously, because walking outside without shoes is disgusting, and because they are your only fuckin’ pair. You slowly develop a relationship with them and as time goes on you actually start developing feelings. It’s like your trusty old shoes will get you over that puddle, or through that broken class, and you’ll do your best to make sure you don’t piss on them, or throw up on them, you know, taking the fuckers under your fucking wing and then one day you realize all the wear and tear is getting to them, so you buy some shoe goo in hopes of rebuilding your buddy, because you aren’t ready to say goodbye. That bandaid solution works for a while but you realize the leather is getting hard for some reason, like it’s old and dried up and there’s nothing you can do. You rub leather oil on it, you try you best to keep it alive, until one day it is too late and the whole thing falls the fuck apart. What was once a perfect fitting shoe some other asshole owned, is now some loose, floppy, dead cow on your fuckin’ feet and there’s nothing you can do about. No surgery to save it and you just have to accept that your time together is over….Well that’s kinda what’s happening to Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgery body, what looks rough and tough like leather is just some sloppy vile mess and soon she’ll have to accept the one-piece bathing suit when she hangs out at the beach…because her stomach is offensive.
I used to know a bitch who was into suction on her pussy. She made this device with a plastic cup and a garden hose that she’d but over her vagina and start sucking and one day I was lucky enough to watch. She said something it being the only way she can get off, but I’ll tell you the space creature shit that happened to her vagina under that kind of pressure was disgusting as a vagina should never be seen under those conditions, and it was the one time I couldn’t get off to a naked bitch who wasn’t my wife and the shit looked a lot like Lisa Rinna’s mouth.
Here is Lisa Rinna on the beach and she is fuckin’ jacked and I guess not eating is the least she can do after spending all that money over the years on lips, tits, and labia reduction surgery that has yet to be confirmed but would explain what the hell is on her face.
Lisa Rinna is on a book tour to promote her new book called “Use My Face Lips Like They Were My Vagina Lips” and it’s about how she got and maintained a career in Hollywood.
Here she is reading a chapter on technique that has proven to really work for her and can’t help but acting it out for the 3 perverts who happened to already be in the store when she got up to speak.
A friend of mine who lives in LA sent me this picture he took on his camera phone of Lisa Rinna’s ass in a coffee shop a good 3 months ago. Now, I guess he’s not really a good friend of mine, otherwise he would have followed her home and made sure he got some pics of his dick in her full lipped mouth, or deflated lipped pussy, but now that we’ve got Playboy, we don’t need anymore of that.
Yes, this could be of anyone, but that’s all part of the fun of creeper pics. If you have any creeper pics of anything funny of unsuspecting girls, even if they aren’t as “famous” as Rinna, which isn’t very famous, email them to me to masturbate to. Thanks in advance.
Lisa Rinna did Playboy. These are the pictures. In the event you wanted to see how she maintained her pubic hair. Even if unsure whether anything in this picture is real, it’s still better than jerking off to the Real Doll website using your rubber vagina, because the rumor is that Rinna’s rubber vagina is actually self-lubricating…
I didn’t host the pics because Playboy isn’t a fan of people doin’ that, but if they hate people posting their content, they should probably keep a closer watch on their shit. Maybe not let their employees have access to email. It’s not like I hacked into their computer to find these, or that I ever would, in fact, I think casting Rinna to do Playboy is a huge fucking mistake, she’s totally irrelevant, sure, I’m down with seeing EVERYONE naked, but if I was a big company, I’d try to go for up and coming stars or people that we actually want to see naked.
That said if I get sued over Lisa Rinna, even though I just embedded some images, that would probably be the biggest proof that I am low fucking grade.
Either way look at the pics and thanks to my good friends at Totallycrap.com for posting these 5 days ago and not bothering sending me an email to let me know about it.
Lisa Rinna is old, doctored, and pretty fucking fit. She’s in this month’s playboy, I haven’t seen it yet, but with that vagina on her face, I guess there’s really no point in seeing her actual pussy, it’ll just be some deflated mess in her panties that will just let me down and my life is filled with enough of that, so I don’t want to deal with it right now. You know keep the dream of a collagen pussy alive.
I think these pics are from the weekend and hit yesterday, I’m slow. Deal with it.
Hey Fat Chicks, if you’re wondering how she stays fit, watch this video….
The real reason I hate breast implants is because the girls who get them change their mousy attitudes into something I find annoying. They become the Spring Break college girl who I hate, and their new found confidence is irritating for a guy who likes girls who have no confidence. I don’t like the new found attention they get over a set of tits and I don’t like that they get addicted and keep getting refills like shit was Subway, and end up looking like robots with hardened silicone busting out of the seams to match their usually hardened face, but every once in a while a Lisa Rinna comes along with her plastic surgery addicted face and her set of fake tits that I guess she’s kept hanging for a bunch of years, cuz shit aren’t offensive and almost look like they’d be good enough to take a nap on and by nap I mean titty fuck…..now all she’s gotta do is lift that melting ass and she’d be a half decent 50 year old plastic piece of shit.
