It looks like Milla Jovovich, one of the most overrated pussies to ever escape communism when she was 5 and barely even communist, for the good life in the USA where her mother turned tricks for Brian De Palma, while she landed a modeling contract at 12, but what I can only assume were a group of pedophiles, who escaped being called pedophiles by using the “fashion” card….

Eventually becoming totally overrated cuz virgin losers everywhere loved her for being the physical representation of a videogame they grew up jerking off to….

Is back in full force after the birth of her kid a few years ago, and by back in full force, I mean back to showing off her really substantial nipples, nipples so thick they look like faucets big enough to feed adult babies in dirty diapers…for some movie called Stone….

Milla Jovovich just had a kid and this is the ass her husband probably should pulled out to cum all over, instead he got too ambitious and kept shit internal, leading him to a lifelong commitment to this bitch, even after they have a miserable divorce because he got caught fucking a younger and hotter actress.

She was in Maxim, trying to hold onto her youth, like she’s was still just a bright eyed girl on a cattle car escaping communist Russia with some guy she’d called her uncle, who financed the journy by letting men pay to touch her vagina.

I found pictures of a knocked up Milla Jovovich which I thought were actually cute, but I didn’t post them because I know in your make believe world, all women are 110 pounds with DD tits and asses you can bounce quarters off, so I posted these ones I found instead, as not to be the person who shows you that reality is not the delusions of your own, sexless mind.

People talk a lot of shit about how pregnant ladies are hott, but that’s only for the first 4-5 months I would say, maybe less, when they have that cute little pregnant tummy, and the realization that they have no way out of this shit hasn’t quite sunk in yet. Once bitch starts blowing up, daddy-to-be suddenly looses interest in fucking her and pretty much touching her all together, but keeps telling her “You’re beautiful!!”.

This may come as a giant shock to some of you, but women know they are fat and ugly when they are pregnant, and telling them over and over that they are not, while you stare at 20 year olds walking down the street, only fucking makes it worse. So in the event you actually ever meet a real, live women (not the Realdoll you keep on your closet) and god forbid you impregnate her with your loser sperm, tell her what she already knows, “Honey, I still love you, but you are seriously fucking fat right now, and honestly, you disgust me. I will touch you again when you pop that kid out and head to the gym with the membership I will give you as a “gift”.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez