She’s an annoying bratty spoiled cunt who should have ended up in the gutter, a dumpster, or a foster home, on someone’s steps, dead in the trunk of a car or wherever the fuck unfit mothers leave their babies….but instead she became the real life Annie and instead of being humble or appreciative about it….you know like “hey I’m not actually a Richie, but a fucking unwanted child who doesn’t deserve any of this….maybe I should be a little classier than the garbage I am”…..you know just a typical adopted girl story with a bad attitude….more importantly..she’s not hot….
But she is a scientific anomally….she went from fat chick with shit tits….to a skinny chick with full, equal sized, not so shit tits that she likes to show off….in what you would call a gift from science in the form of breast implants….cuz implants save shitty tits – even on shitty people…..it just costs money
The best thing Nicole Richie did after giving birth was get implants…sure the best thing she could have done was kill herself from post partem and years of medicating her own spoiled brat issues of having no biological parents cuz they took one look at her weird bug eyed face and threw her at Lionel Richie…..but we weren’t that lucky….but at least when we have to look at her giving us her stank eye….we can look at her tits instead….cuz even when she was fat as fuck…before the gastric bypass….she didn’t have tits like that….but I guess for her sake…it’s good that she does….I mean especially after two kids forcing your vagina to be bigger than your husband from Good Charlottes….it is needed to make her feel feminine…..
We were in the same room 8 years ago when DJ Am was still alive and fucking her and I was invited to one of his shows….where for some reason they thought I was his friend and carted me around with his vagina, Nicole Richie, who had nothing to say as she chain smoked and stared at her phone, but maybe that’s cuz all I was talking about was how great Lindsay Lohan was….pretty much begging for her number…
Nicole Richie never interested me, not when she was on TV….or now when her pussy has been slaughtered by two babies…and really, it might as well been a dick back then….cuz that’s the level of sex appeal she has and has always had….
Sure fags will still jump and down for her….like one of the Good Charlotte sisters…..but fags love anyone on TV….or remotely associated to fame…..
To me she’s just some forgotten by her real parents, adopted trashy troll with a shitty ass, tons of issues, spoiled and annoying with nothing to offer the world….not even with her Bullshit fashion line, even with a new set of fake tits that saved her really fucking shitty tits……
She’s the worst….but she’s in a bikini….and I guess that’s enough for me to pay attention…even if she is useless garbage that her real mom was aware of the day she was born….you know before throwing her in the dumpster outside a Lionel Richie show….Lulz. No wonder I don’t have friends or celebrity endorsers.
So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive….
Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t….
As much as I hate Nicole Richie for having a little bit of everything wrong in the world in her, I can’t help but post her pictures when she’s showing off her mom body that she works out all the time, while remembering the fat Nicole Richie that was on TV so many years ago, back when she was semi-interesting a personality paving the way for trash like the Kardashians…to be famous for nothing…while riding Paris Hilton’s coattails by never releasing a sex tape…even though she’s the adopted one with a whore bio-mom….making her a better candidate for that shit cuz people who’s parents don’t want them usually get seek people to want them….but instead she chose the boring family life, which is the flipside of dysfunctional….and as boring as that is on all fronts..at least it wears short shorts….and I still hate her…but I’m posting it anyway.
I am not into Nicole Richie in any fucking way. I actually think she’s a total waste of space and I really make an effort to not put her pictures on the site. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the one night I was forced into hanging out with her, back in the DJ AM days, she was a snobby little cunt who wouldn’t talk to people who were talking to her because she couldn’t be bothered, luckily being saved by the free booze that distracted me from wanting to spit in her face, I’m A-D-D like that…but I think it’s got more to do with her being adopted. I figure anyone who have parents who don’t want them, you know their actual parents don’t want them, then how could anyone else….kinda thing that leads these adopted kids into addiction…
That said, she coulda saved DJ AM but instead here she is mom of 2, boring and dressed like Michael Jackson, her godfather, riding her fake dad’s trust fund he set up for her and possibly showing off some fake tits…and who fucking cares….I guess I do enough to post it…that depresses me.
I’ve met both Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie and they both hate me enough to block me on Facebook and Twitter and that would hurt me if I actually found them interesting enough to hang out with, cuz even in their bikinis, they’re just a couple of low level cunts, spoiled, elitist, adopted by a musicians cuz their real dads don’t give a fuck about them for valid reasons, but at least they found each other, hustle..
Nicole Richie who led DJ AM to an early grave by calling off the wedding, and getting knocked up by a good charlotte sister, Sam Ronson who has led Lohan to a similar fate….making me want to stay away even though I love all bitches in their bikinis…
So here are some shitty people living shitty lives and here are the pics….
I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie….
Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit…
But I also think she’s ugly…
So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it..
So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed.
I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ….
I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night.
I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown.
That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either.
I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.
I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could….
For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked…
I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks….
So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed…..
But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant…
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I hate Nicole Richie. I always have. I hung out with her once. She was the cunt you’d expect her to be. This was 5 years ago, but she thought she was amazing and I thought she was an overrated little troll who should never have had the publicity she had…I just couldn’t believe people cared about her wonky inbred looking face…but they did and I guess that gave her the ego to carry on with her useless cunt behavior….
I mean the world shouldn’t be nice to adopted kids with drug addictions and eating disorders who are only relevant for indirectly killing DJ AM by dating his friend the Good Charlotte Sister cuz he had to pull his dick out of his twin brother’s mouth eventually and what easier transition than having babies with this cunt….but for some reason I am digging her little tits in this outfit…I think it’s out of hatred and since she’s blocked me on twitter, the only way I can get thru to her to tell her I am ready for those pussy pics we discussed is by posting this here cuz she reads the site daily…it’s a little known Nicole Richie fact…cuz no one cares to know about Nicole Richie…but she doesn’t grasp that…cuz that’s what happens when you’re spoiled.
Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.
The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.
Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..
Nicole Richie finally has the tits she always wanted and all it took was getting knocked up twice by one of the Good Charlotte sisters.
She went through being fat, being bloated from drugs, wearing push-up bras and nothing ever filled her awkward little body out properly, until she found pregnancy.
I guess it jacked her up with female hormones she was lacking due to developmental issues that she had thanks to being born premature to a Lionel Richie crackhead groupie….before being adopted and living the Orphan Annie dream.
She is coming to Montreal in two days, I think I should hire some crackheads to get some exclusive rape videos….
I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..
So Nicole Richie brought her ass out in a pair of leggings and I really can’t figure out what I think about it. She looks like a troll or Ashlee Simpson and DJ AM once told me that her pussy looks like a corpse, but in all fairness to her pussy, he did tell me that in a dream I had of him trying to kill himself and failing, and he didn’t tell me that in person, so maybe I just made that shit up and her pussy is some kind magical place that men who suck off their twin brothers call home and destroy with a baby, in hopes of it morphing into something that looks more like the empty ball sack he used to diddle.
Point of the story is……who really gives a shit? She had no business being famous in the first place, based on having no talent and being pretty fucking ugly….and she has no business being famous now. Her biological parents had the right idea and got rid of her when she was a baby, we should take their lead.
